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13Fantasies said:
Disappointed there isn't more guessing going on.

Of course babygirls are busy stroking @NRJLIVES4ever with the hands of an Amish butter churned.

But where is everyone else?

What if we gave a gift to whoever guesses correctly? Or a gift to one lucky guessed?

@NRJLIVES4ever has all kinds of unique swag to give away. My personal favorite is the fanny pack shaped like his dong.
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Can i have more guesses?

Its a mold of NRJ's giantic beautiful dong that the babygirl made while he was sleeping. She made two, one for her, and one for him, so they could have matching dongs.
 
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OrdinaryPerson said:
Can i have more guesses?

Its mold of NRJ's giantic beautiful dong that the babygirl made while she was sleeping. She made two, one for her, and one for him, so they could have matching dongs.
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You are killing the grenade contest. Always so close!

So you have two very good and decently close guesses.

Try for the hat trick!
 
13Fantasies said:
You are killing the grenade contest. Always so close!

So you have two very good and decently close guesses.

Try for the hat trick!
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Okay I really hoped someone else would guess this one so I didnt have to.... a surgically reconstructed hymen that the babygirl then surgically had removed and put in a jar for NJR, a special kind of flower.
 
OrdinaryPerson said:
Okay I really hoped someone else would guess this one so I didnt have to.... a surgically reconstructed hymen that the babygirl then surgically had removed and put in a jar for NJR, a special kind of flower.
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I'll give that an honorable mention!
 
13Fantasies said:
Not yet. Soon.

I've been gone too! 🤣
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I can't stand the anticipation!

Okay, I'm pretty sure the last trophy is a petrified banana. It's from one afternoon with one of his most precious babygirls. They went for ice cream sundaes at a small ice cream shop in town. They decided to get a banana split. @NRJLIVES4ever jokingly flirted that he'd split her with his banana and she took it literally and started fucking herself right there with the sticky, melty, ice cream covered banana. It totally happened! Everyone at the ice cream shop started cheering her on and sprayed cans of whipped cream in the air when she started cumming all over the place. The entire shop was covered in cream. He definitely saved the souvenir banana from their adventure.

Am I right?
 
Sorry for being absent so long, but I tried to find a babygirl and live in the shadow of @NRJLIVES4ever. Well, I'm out of the hospital now...

Top three tributes:

1. @OrdinaryPerson nearly nailed this one perfectly. @NRJLIVES4ever has an amazing assistant (eunuch) that collects a strand of hair from every babygirl @NRJLIVES4ever honors with worshipping his dong. And every week that assistant takes all those new hairs and continues weaving them into a massive art piece. Since pussy is @NRJLIVES4ever's favorite thing, the collage is a large kitten. The fun part is that the hair can be collected from literally anywhere on a babygirl's body, so you never know where it came from. Although it's been rumored that @NRJLIVES4ever can tell by the smell with his olfactory photographic memory.

2. A Navy outfit. One year, @NRJLIVES4ever found himself in the middle of orientation for all of the new recruit babygirls and promptly deflowered them all. As a token of respect and admiration, they gave him an honorary Navy outfit, emblazoned with "Semen First Class," a rank never obtained before. @NRJLIVES4ever will still occasionally show up for shore leave.


3. The first babygirl cherry he ever popped. (Props again to @OrdinaryPerson for being so close). He had a wild and crazy night on a Ferris wheel and the sound of him popping her cherry was the shot heard round the world. Recognizing this momentous occasion, @NRJLIVES4ever finished fucking her until she was as limp as a rag doll. And then, with powers that would dwarf the Chuck Norris memes of the world, @NRJLIVES4ever managed to grab all the remnants and squeeze it back together. He then bronzed it and put it in his trophy case.
 
13Fantasies said:
Sorry for being absent so long, but I tried to find a babygirl and live in the shadow of @NRJLIVES4ever. Well, I'm out of the hospital now...

Top three tributes:

1. @OrdinaryPerson nearly nailed this one perfectly. @NRJLIVES4ever has an amazing assistant (eunuch) that collects a strand of hair from every babygirl @NRJLIVES4ever honors with worshipping his dong. And every week that assistant takes all those new hairs and continues weaving them into a massive art piece. Since pussy is @NRJLIVES4ever's favorite thing, the collage is a large kitten. The fun part is that the hair can be collected from literally anywhere on a babygirl's body, so you never know where it came from. Although it's been rumored that @NRJLIVES4ever can tell by the smell with his olfactory photographic memory.

2. A Navy outfit. One year, @NRJLIVES4ever found himself in the middle of orientation for all of the new recruit babygirls and promptly deflowered them all. As a token of respect and admiration, they gave him an honorary Navy outfit, emblazoned with "Semen First Class," a rank never obtained before. @NRJLIVES4ever will still occasionally show up for shore leave.


3. The first babygirl cherry he ever popped. (Props again to @OrdinaryPerson for being so close). He had a wild and crazy night on a Ferris wheel and the sound of him popping her cherry was the shot heard round the world. Recognizing this momentous occasion, @NRJLIVES4ever finished fucking her until she was as limp as a rag doll. And then, with powers that would dwarf the Chuck Norris memes of the world, @NRJLIVES4ever managed to grab all the remnants and squeeze it back together. He then bronzed it and put it in his trophy case.
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Now I just sound like Caligula. But excellent work 🤣
 
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