Be proud old guys!

[13Fantasies]

Retroactively stealing my act. The nerve!

History repeats itself, but even so, it looks like the mold was broken with you.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

History repeats itself, but even so, it looks like the mold was broken with you.

Aw shucks. And thanks for keeping this thread going. Honestly I'm out of totally real and not made up stories.

 

[13Fantasies]

Aw shucks. And thanks for keeping this thread going. Honestly I'm out of totally real and not made up stories.

I'm still working on your origin story. You know, like every hero has

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I ran across an actual pic of Pwhalen and Amybear. Wow, what are the odds?

 

[sallysparrow23]

I ran across an actual pic of Pwhalen and Amybear. Wow, what are the odds?
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And now I have Taco Flavored Kisses stuck in my head, thanks

 

[sallysparrow23]

It's Orientation Week at Babygirl Academy!!

As the founder of this prestigious academy I am delighted to host an open house to those interested in learning more about what we offer at BGA.

Our top priority is, and will always be, making old guys proud. Being a babygirl for a worthy old guy is hard work, especially when there is a limited window of time to be a true babygirl.

Join us for activities to get to know fellow new students, faculty, and supporting staff. @Bry1313 , who is our dean of students and head teacher will be available for public and private Q & A. Sign up sheets will be available if you'd like to see him during assigned office hours.

We will have a very special guest speaker, Mr. @NRJLIVES4ever himself!!! As the most proud of old guys, we are honored that he's accepted to speak at our event. Please note, when he steps foot on our campus, babygirls go wild. It is possible that a massive train of babygirls will be utilized for his intense pleasure and satisfaction. A word of caution is to come to his talk hydrated, warmed up, and ready for anything. He has asked me to also mention that clothing will be optional!

Photo and videos waivers will be available at the entrance of the event. Our dedicated journalist @13Fantasies will be on site taking pictures and video to document all events for future marketing. If you'd like to be featured please speak directly to him to arrange details.

We look forward to meeting all future babygirls and old guys this week! As always, stay sexy, horny, and limber because you never know what will come up on the grounds of BGA.

Your delighted host and BGA Director,

Sally S.

 

[Pad_Foot]

How does one apply ?
Qualifications needed?
Is there an interview process?

 

[sallysparrow23]

How does one apply ?
Qualifications needed?
Is there an interview process?

Based on the OG post, if you are 43 or older, you are officially an applicable old guy! Join us at BGA to learn more and meet potential babygirls!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

The funniest thing about this thread is how it started with the most horrible post and then took on another weird life of its own thanks to some creative people. May this thread live forever.

 

[snexxer]

Based on the OG post, if you are 43 or older, you are officially an applicable old guy! Join us at BGA to learn more and meet potential babygirls!

43+. I resemble that.
Mental age nope.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

For the new people, I encourage you to read the whole thing from the beginning. It's a bizarre and funny ride.

 

[sallysparrow23]

For the new people, I encourage you to read the whole thing from the beginning. It's a bizarre and funny ride.

I come to this thread whenever I need a good laugh. I love how it's morphed into something hilarious when it started as completely creepy. Thanks to those who've kept the laughs coming and for being such great sports about being included in the unwinding of events .

 

[snexxer]

For the new people, I encourage you to read the whole thing from the beginning. It's a bizarre and funny ride.

Yeah I love the first post, erm.nice brag and all but omg.

I'm happy with my girl.

 

[drobert44]

43+. I resemble that.
Mental age nope.

Hmmm, I am 78.

 

[gga]

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I come to this thread whenever I need a good laugh. I love how it's morphed into something hilarious when it started as completely creepy. Thanks to those who've kept the laughs coming and for being such great sports about being included in the unwinding of events .

Oh yeah it just keeps on giving. It's a thing on beauty.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's a bizarre and funny ride.

Thats not how I would describe your ride.

 

[Bry1313]

It's Orientation Week at Babygirl Academy!!

As the founder of this prestigious academy I am delighted to host an open house to those interested in learning more about what we offer at BGA.

Our top priority is, and will always be, making old guys proud. Being a babygirl for a worthy old guy is hard work, especially when there is a limited window of time to be a true babygirl.

Join us for activities to get to know fellow new students, faculty, and supporting staff. @Bry1313 , who is our dean of students and head teacher will be available for public and private Q & A. Sign up sheets will be available if you'd like to see him during assigned office hours.

We will have a very special guest speaker, Mr. @NRJLIVES4ever himself!!! As the most proud of old guys, we are honored that he's accepted to speak at our event. Please note, when he steps foot on our campus, babygirls go wild. It is possible that a massive train of babygirls will be utilized for his intense pleasure and satisfaction. A word of caution is to come to his talk hydrated, warmed up, and ready for anything. He has asked me to also mention that clothing will be optional!

Photo and videos waivers will be available at the entrance of the event. Our dedicated journalist @13Fantasies will be on site taking pictures and video to document all events for future marketing. If you'd like to be featured please speak directly to him to arrange details.

We look forward to meeting all future babygirls and old guys this week! As always, stay sexy, horny, and limber because you never know what will come up on the grounds of BGA.

Your delighted host and BGA Director,

Sally S.

I’ve never been more excited to kick off the school year and really get to know our talented and enthusiastic students here at the BGA. Sally, thank you for the trust you’ve put in me here, i won’t let you down.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Thats not how I would describe your ride.

Well, try it and find out for yourself.

#hoelife

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, try it and find out for yourself.

#hoelife

I tried to get on but got mobbed by a gaggle of baby girls.

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh yeah it just keeps on giving. It's a thing on beauty.

That first sentence is how most babygirls describe @NRJLIVES4ever's ride

 

[13Fantasies]

It's back to school time!

And not just for those hopeful where's that @sallysparrow23 has admitted to her program.

@NRJLIVES4ever was hoping to start a counterpart Old Guy Academy, but the babygirls swarming him trampled most of the prospects. (Walkers, canes, wheelchairs, and stampedes clearly don't mix). So in lieu of an official certificate class, a statement was made to all wannabe cock stars like him:

Make sure they are 18 or older.*


*Note: @NRJLIVES4ever and his legal team do not represent an old guy or hopeful young sluts.

 

[13Fantasies]

-In best stand-up comic imitation-

Did you hear the one about @NRJLIVES4ever's foot fetish?

One day he was banging this sweet babygirl who had just turned 18 and was trying on bikinis. He wasn't really listening, but something about wanting to please her boyfriend. Yadda yadda yadda...she chose the purple one because it was splotched white after.

Anyway, during this fitting room fuckfest, @NRJLIVES4ever was in this weird position where he was on the floor while the girl twirled like a mix between a trapeze artist and a mobile.

As his head was near the ground, he could see out under the door. What he's saw was a perfect pair of legs from about mid-shin down. Shapely legs and ankles tapering to dainty feet.

He was so mesmerized that he didn't even notice he had smacked the girl on his cock into the wall and rendered her unconscious. He had never been into feet, but if her feet were THIS amazing, imagine the rest of her!

He quickly righted himself, finished on the unconscious girl's face and bikini (like a gentleman), and left the dressing room.

Note: He had come from a funeral so he was in his suit.

He found the woman and....
















Now you know where @barefootgirl69 got her username and profile picture.

 

[barefootgirl69]

-In best stand-up comic imitation-
<snip>

Now you know where @barefootgirl69 got her username and profile picture.

Is that who was making that great big hullabaloo? I went to the dressing room and all I heard was "squish, squish, squish" like a washer just before it hits the spin cycle. Then, there was a thud and everything got quiet. I locked myself in a room and got naked, peeking out through the slats.

As for my name and my (internet) profile picture , those secrets will stay with me.

 

[13Fantasies]

Is that who was making that great big hullabaloo? I went to the dressing room and all I heard was "squish, squish, squish" like a washer just before it hits the spin cycle. Then, there was a thud and everything got quiet. I locked myself in a room and got naked, peeking out through the slats.

As for my name and my (internet) profile picture , those secrets will stay with me.

Do you always get naked when you hear loud bangs?

Because @NRJLIVES4ever packs quite a pistol.