Be proud old guys!

[barefootgirl69]

Do you always get naked when you hear loud bangs?

Because @NRJLIVES4ever packs quite a pistol.

How do you know so much about his pistol?

I try to get naked whenever possible. I was only in the dressing room to get undressed for a few minutes before going on with the rest of my day.

 

[13Fantasies]

How do you know so much about his pistol?

I try to get naked whenever possible. I was only in the dressing room to get undressed for a few minutes before going on with the rest of my day.

Hello ooo! I'm a reporter for the San Diego Squirts...uh...the Washington Wanker....uh...the @NRJLIVES4ever Enquirer. I chronicle celebrities.

I have GOT to start trying shit on and leaving the door unlocked!

 

[13Fantasies]

In the US, today is Labor Day, a national holiday that is supposed to remind us of the better working conditions now than the days of yesteryear.

However, one man works harder on this day than any other day of his life. The sweet babygirls of the world have gotten their initial taste of college and are coming back with the attitudes of bratty vixens, intent on being the one to break the mighty @NRJLIVES4ever

Of course, he can't send these uninitiated babygirls back to college without making sure they know their place in the food chain...on their knees in front of his mighty wang.

All day long, he services one babygirl after another, keeping his front yard looking like the longest line at Disney, but moving even faster...well, because he's a pro at getting these girls off, wrecked, and out of the way. (The backyard looks a little more like a haunted house with all of the dead-looking babygirls trying to be able to move).

It's a selfless act, sending them back to college with the knowledge that there might be endless dongs in the world, but there's only one pecker to rule them all!

As you celebrate the end of summer, raise a beer to the hard-working man, @NRJLIVES4ever . Thank you, babygirl initiator. Here's a Bud for you

 

[13Fantasies]

@NRJLIVES4ever's Wang is so capable, even Chuck Norris bows down to it.

Note: If you got this joke, you are too old to be one of @NRJLIVES4ever 's babygirls

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

@NRJLIVES4ever's Wang is so capable, even Chuck Norris bows down to it.

Note: If you got this joke, you are too old to be one of @NRJLIVES4ever 's babygirls

Noooooo never too old. This ride is all ages. #hoelife

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I am 43 years old and just finished the best sex of my life with a 19 year old goddess!
I know it's perverted...
I know Im old enough to be her father...
But I couldn't resist. I just had to brag.

This entire thing is so facinating and hilarious. Imagine you just finished having sex, and your first order of business is to tell people on a message board. AND call attention to her age in the worst way possible.

"Sorry, baby, can't cuddle. I have to let the world know what just took place here..."

"Uh okay. You're still going to buy me and my friends beer right? *goes back to Tinder swiping*

Good thing thing this whole scenario is fake.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This entire thing is so facinating and hilarious. Imagine you just finished having sex, and your first order of business is to tell people on a message board. AND call attention to her age in the worst way possible.

"Sorry, baby, can't cuddle. I have to let the world know what just took place here..."

"Uh okay. You're still going to buy me and my friends beer right? *goes back to Tinder swiping*

Good thing thing this whole scenario is fake.

So Im not supposed to be telling people on the internet how Im currently riding you right now? Opps. Let me put away my phone...

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

So Im supposed to be telling people on the internet how Im currently riding you right now? Opps. Let me put away my phone...

Well THAT is different. Oh wait, is it cool if my camera is on right now? How do I turn it off?

 

[13Fantasies]

Noooooo never too old. This ride is all ages. #hoelife

I said too old to be a babygirl. Not too old to ride you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well THAT is different. Oh wait, is it cool if my camera is on right now? How do I turn it off?

Leave it on. We gotta pay for that Costco trip.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Leave it on. We gotta pay for that Costco trip.

Baby? You're the greatest!

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry for the delay in posting, but sometimes a story is so uplifting that it needs to be told at the right time. It also has its elements of drama too. Let's start there.

Three years ago, the world was in the throes of the COVID pandemic. People were scared and sick. The government was racing to get vaccines developed. While it took time and there were struggles, vaccines were finally realized. And this past weekend, two scientists were granted a Nobel Prize for their work. All very commendable. But there's more to the story.

In the summer of 2020, COVID was running amok, hospitalized people and killing many the world over. Except for one strange category: Babygirls of the ages 18 and 19.

While some were falling victim, many were not. And people were puzzled. Scientists interviewed the non-symptomatic ones to see if there was a natural immunity. There was, but not how they expected.

The babygirls NOT getting had a common denominator: They'd all been graced with the presence of @NRJLIVES4ever 's Wang deep inside them. Some who had contracted it had even gotten better and were able to fight off the flu, long COVID, etc. Apparently access to his seed was the trigger for success.

Hesitant, they finally approached @NRJLIVES4ever to see if they could study him and his impressive bulge. And over time, with Babygirls to experiment on, they found the way to develop a vaccine. Sadly, they couldn't recreate the seed as it was produced naturally, which means the vaccines aren't as strong, but it was something.

So if you are vaccinated, thank @NRJLIVES4ever . If you aren't vaccinated, but are a babygirl by-product, thank @NRJLIVES4ever If you are unvaccinated, we'll see you in the next life!

A shame that @NRJLIVES4ever didn't get his due, but we know that's not why he did it. We know @sallysparrow23 will try and teach it at Babygirls' school, but it will read like revisionist history or a fairy tale.

But now WE know what you did,@NRJLIVES4ever , and we thank you for your selfless service and seed.

 

[Jaime_H]

43 old....? Fuck! I must be prehistoric.....

 

[sallysparrow23]

Sorry for the delay in posting, but sometimes a story is so uplifting that it needs to be told at the right time. It also has its elements of drama too. Let's start there.

Three years ago, the world was in the throes of the COVID pandemic. People were scared and sick. The government was racing to get vaccines developed. While it took time and there were struggles, vaccines were finally realized. And this past weekend, two scientists were granted a Nobel Prize for their work. All very commendable. But there's more to the story.

In the summer of 2020, COVID was running amok, hospitalized people and killing many the world over. Except for one strange category: Babygirls of the ages 18 and 19.

While some were falling victim, many were not. And people were puzzled. Scientists interviewed the non-symptomatic ones to see if there was a natural immunity. There was, but not how they expected.

The babygirls NOT getting had a common denominator: They'd all been graced with the presence of @NRJLIVES4ever 's Wang deep inside them. Some who had contracted it had even gotten better and were able to fight off the flu, long COVID, etc. Apparently access to his seed was the trigger for success.

Hesitant, they finally approached @NRJLIVES4ever to see if they could study him and his impressive bulge. And over time, with Babygirls to experiment on, they found the way to develop a vaccine. Sadly, they couldn't recreate the seed as it was produced naturally, which means the vaccines aren't as strong, but it was something.

So if you are vaccinated, thank @NRJLIVES4ever . If you aren't vaccinated, but are a babygirl by-product, thank @NRJLIVES4ever If you are unvaccinated, we'll see you in the next life!

A shame that @NRJLIVES4ever didn't get his due, but we know that's not why he did it. We know @sallysparrow23 will try and teach it at Babygirls' school, but it will read like revisionist history or a fairy tale.

But now WE know what you did,@NRJLIVES4ever , and we thank you for your selfless service and seed.

The only way we can really re-tale his wang resistance tale properly is if we can get an interview on camera with the man himself.

@Bry1313 , I will need your help to secure a location at BGA for an interview with the Daddiest of Daddys, @NRJLIVES4ever . The only place that the babygirls can't sniff him out of seems to be the roof. Let's hope the helicopter landing pad can withstand @NRJLIVES4ever 's massive, swinging, disease-fighting wang.

 

[13Fantasies]

The only way we can really re-tale his wang resistance tale properly is if we can get an interview on camera with the man himself.

@Bry1313 , I will need your help to secure a location at BGA for an interview with the Daddiest of Daddys, @NRJLIVES4ever . The only place that the babygirls can't sniff him out of seems to be the roof. Let's hope the helicopter landing pad can withstand @NRJLIVES4ever 's massive, swinging, disease-fighting wang.

Just remember that everytime you film @NRJLIVES4ever , it turns into a porno. So keep that in mind for this PSA

 

[Bry1313]

The only way we can really re-tale his wang resistance tale properly is if we can get an interview on camera with the man himself.

@Bry1313 , I will need your help to secure a location at BGA for an interview with the Daddiest of Daddys, @NRJLIVES4ever . The only place that the babygirls can't sniff him out of seems to be the roof. Let's hope the helicopter landing pad can withstand @NRJLIVES4ever 's massive, swinging, disease-fighting wang.

We need to do it at sea.

 

[sallysparrow23]

We need to do it at sea.

Brilliant idea. This is why I hired you.

 

[13Fantasies]

We need to do it at sea.

Babygirls only swim in @NRJLIVES4ever 's nectar. But they are unpredictable creatures. They could swarm the season like the men stormed Normandy

 

[sallysparrow23]

Babygirls only swim in @NRJLIVES4ever 's nectar. But they are unpredictable creatures. They could swarm the season like the men stormed Normandy

This is true. They could be traveling from beneath in their @NRJLIVES4ever wang-shaped submarine. I learned in babygirl folklore that it's possible to sense his semen through sonar.

 

[13Fantasies]

This is true. They could be traveling from beneath in their @NRJLIVES4ever wang-shaped submarine. I learned in babygirl folklore that it's possible to sense his semen through sonar.

Their vessel is actually called THE GOLDEN DONG

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Your welcome, world, for my deeyoke.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Your welcome, world, for my deeyoke.

A true national treasure.
#beproud

 

[DaddysYogaBabyGirl]

What turns you on about older guys?

Their body looks experienced and their minds are wise. Older is much more attractive because not a lot of them shave their body hair. They trim, but chest and legs are hairy -- which I love to see.

 

[13Fantasies]

My apologies for the lack of activity in this thread. Not due to a lack of stories, but mainly due to the excessive work chronicling these stories are. More on that another time, but let's add to the legend status of @NRJLIVES4ever

Not long after the COVID vaccine story broke, I was receiving offers to wrote books, screenplays, etc. The consummate professional he is, @NRJLIVES4ever asked me to make sure any depiction was genuine. So I've been on special assignment.

But I hired a staff. With the strike still impacting Hollywood o some degree, I got reality TV filmers who had done things like JACKASS and knew danger.

Well, last fall, @NRJLIVES4ever was doing a flesh press event to rival an AVN conference and they were documenting. Unfortunately too many babygirls were unable to buy tickets so they crashed the party. Eager to save lives, @NRJLIVES4ever threw himself in front of the other event goers, giving them time to flee.

His daring, raw act of seductive courage saved every life that day as he and his world-renowned wang met the fierce tide of babygirls and held it back. Babygirl after Babygirl fell before the onslaught of his skin sword, drinking in the experience and losing her rage.

As the tumult died down, tragedy struck. One of the hired crewman got too close as @NRJLIVES4ever twirled, looking for new targets to subdue...and. CRACK!


{In Announcer voice}
"And he got all of that. Somewhat amazing that he still has that much bat speed this late in the game where he's already provided all of the heroics....and it's over the center field wall for a grand slam! Give that man the MVP now!"


@NRJLIVES4ever naturally felt sorrow, but all new crew had been warned about the length and girth that was being wielded...and to stay back. Insurance should cover the damage to the video equipment.


On another note: President Biden has reached out to see if @NRJLIVES4ever might be interested in being an ambassador for world peace. Talks are ongoing.

 

[13Fantasies]

I know it's January, but Halloween is my favorite holiday/season, so I'd be remiss on not telling you the spooky shenanigans.

First, all babygirls love dressing slutty for @NRJLIVES4ever . Not just on Halloween, but the day gives them more creative options than any normal Tuesday would.

Second, the babygirls have been working hard on their studies at @sallysparrow23 's babygirl academy. They had successfully passed all their exams and were getting a break.

Third, Sally offered that the girls could dress up Dean Bry if they passed. So incentives all around.


Well,Halloween rolled around and the party was so slutty (How slutty was it?)...it was so slutty, Madonna was too inexperienced to be let in. The girls were dancing, comparing body counts, and forcing Dean Bry to limbo in his slutty nurse costume. Fun was had by all.

Then, at the stroke of midnight, the three witches from MACBETH appeared, their cauldron bubbling and steaming with evil intent. They took Dean Bry ad sacrificed him to the unholy gods,calling forth @NRJLIVES4ever to come and consecrate the event.


As Dean Bry oozed out his last breath, blood pooling on the floor, the smoke from the cauldron coalesced into a giant dong before exploding soundlessly and depositing a naked @NRJLIVES4ever in the midst of the babygirls.

They shrieked happily and began "ringing his doorbell." Confused, but ever ready, @NRJLIVES4ever unleashed the greatest treat these babygirls would ever know and started showing them his prowess.

As the witching hour ended and the babygirls were all sated, @NRJLIVES4ever disappeared back into the ether and the witches disappeared too.

To this day, the babygirls all swear it happened, as does @sallysparrow23 . But the witches could not be found, although reports say they bore sexy resemblances to @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , and @AmberLGreen .


What does @NRJLIVES4ever say? Happy Halloween, babygirl sluts!



*Dean Bry was not actually harmed in the making of this tale. He was fined $50 for soiling the nurse outfit.