Be proud old guys!

[13Fantasies]

I know the babygirls training in @sallysparrow23 's academy are not old enough to remember, but once upon a time,there was a Friday night lineup of TV called T.G.I.F.

Most people have used that abbreviation for Thank God It's Friday. ABC used it that way too although sometimes they tried to use the word Funny instead. This was a weekly occurrence during school year Friday's for many years and it was generally good TV.

I know, I know: What does this have to do with @NRJLIVES4ever and the babygirls he's banged for his legend?

Well, like all things surrounding the mystique of @NRJLIVES4ever...there is a story.

Remember the Leo Dicaprio story? That was not his only venture into television or the MILF producers. He had actually seduced one years earlier.

While relaxing in between bouts of love making (after all, older women are beautiful lovers), she was talking about work. @NRJLIVES4ever was mainly listening for anything relating to 18 or 19 year old babygirls on set and was only halfway paying attention.

The MILF suggested some snazzy promotional lines, but she could see they fell on deaf ears. She kept trying more and more, some absolutely ludicrous. But @NRJLIVES4ever was not moved to support any.

Finally, he had enough and told her it was time for more. As only @NRJLIVES4ever can do, he pleased her like a blanket fort makes @barefootgirl69 swoon. This time though he took the MILF's ass and she was rowdy.

Afterwards, exhausted and finally broken, she asked about the promotional thought again.

"T.G.I.F, baby," he responded and zipped up. She looked confused and he sighed, "Thank God It Fit." She was processing, thinking if he meant that the shows aligned correctly to be in the lineup. He shook his head and smacked her ass...and THEN she got it.

"I can't put that on ABC!" She was mortified. @NRJLIVES4ever shrugged and left.

As we see, the MILF used the acronym, but changed the associated words little, no one any the wiser and her looking like a genius.

I caught up to her recently as I detailed the life of @NRJLIVES4ever and asked her about this story from his diary.

She admitted that the original meaning was about her ass. But she changed it to Friday because that's the day of the week she was nailed by @NRJLIVES4ever

She's never had sex since as a vow of atonement to his cock and her way of thanking God that it fit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I do love a well-built blanket fort!

 

[13Fantasies]

I do love a well-built blanket fort!

I know.

 

[ZfrkS62]

The legend of @NRJLIVES4ever and his wundersclong is growing bigger than Paul Bunyan's endowment. I'm not sure which head is swelling faster, but from the sounds of it, the lower one never shrinks.

He may need to start claiming Scottish descent so he can switch to kilts. Even the baggiest jncos won't be able to hide it before long.

 

[13Fantasies]

The legend of @NRJLIVES4ever and his wundersclong is growing bigger than Paul Bunyan's endowment. I'm not sure which head is swelling faster, but from the sounds of it, the lower one never shrinks.

He may need to start claiming Scottish descent so he can switch to kilts. Even the baggiest jncos won't be able to hide it before long.

His head isn't swollen. @NRJLIVES4ever forever just has big heads.

And he had to stop wearing kilts after he kept tripping waitresses.

 

[13Fantasies]

I know that many people find these totally true stories of @NRJLIVES4ever to be fictional. However, they are totally true and confirmed. Not just by me, @sallysparrow23 , or @barefootgirl69 , but by legions of well-stretched former babygirls.

While some stories are fun and some are sad, others even confuse and bewilder @NRJLIVES4ever himself. In fact, the story of the original babygirl is one of them.

A few weeks ago, @NRJLIVES4ever was minding his business, walking around town. Suddenly, he got a text message from an unknown number:

"Call me. I'll help you cum Daddy"

The next text told him where to go and when to be there. A picture followed and it was definitely a hot babygirl, although somehow familiar. But with all the banging of babygirls over the years, how can you remember just one?

He shrugged and headed out. He came to a house in a nice neighborhood. He knocked and the girl opened the door, more or less wearing dental floss as a bikini.

She smiled and led him to the couch. She set him down, handed him the PS5 controller and a Zima, before putting her hair up and going down on the massive member she let loose from his pants.

@NRJLIVES4ever stared at her, noticing her technique was fine, but what was he supposed to do with a controller and a Zima? Zima...? What was it @ToPleaseHim had said one time about Zima?

Then it hit him!

"You're @Amybear0416! You're not real!" He whipped his wang from her mouth, knocking her sprawling as her two front teeth scattered around the room.

Suddenly the back door slammed open. "Daddy's home!" And who should stroll in but @Pwhalen4415!

"You don't exist!"

He Whips out his cock and @NRJLIVES4ever was in the jock joust of his life as the babygirl on the floor tried to find both teeth.

"You weren't real! You both were fake!" @NRJLIVES4ever shrieks as he slams his salami in a thrust that the other can't quite parry.

@Pwhalen4415 falls backwards over the babygirl and @NRJLIVES4ever forever smashes the Zima bottle over his head. It passes straight through!

"There's no such thing as ghosts! @NRJLIVES4ever yells, running from the house as he frantically stuffs his trouser snake back in his pants.

A voice over stops him in the yard:

"You'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one!"


"What the fuck!?"

And @NRJLIVES4ever wakes up on his couch, THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN playing on TV. He breathes heavily and calls up a babygirl. He needs a cleansing fuck after that. He fucked one who was honored by the booty call and he slept like a baby.


The next dat, he went to the address. No house, just an empty lot. But as he looks around he sees it...a smashed bottle of Zima....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was sitting here thinking I needed cuddles and a story...and here you are @13Fantasies!

 

[13Fantasies]

I was sitting here thinking I needed cuddles and a story...and here you are @13Fantasies!

-Cuddles-

I may not be @NRJLIVES4ever , but I know what the ladies need.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I am mostly proud when I pull that good Gilf gash.

 

[Badguy4u]

I prefer older guys

You like to be used by older guys, huh

 

[barefootgirl69]

You like to be used by older guys, huh

She don't care how old they are.

 

[DickandDoof]

I prefer older guys

That’s funny, I prefer younger women.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dude I am mostly proud when I pull that good Gilf gash.

What do you have against bad gilf gash?

 

[13Fantasies]

So I have some stories still to tell, but I wanted to jump ahead to today's story while it was fresh in mind.

Being the father of young boys, I often associate their belligerence and competitive nature with the yesteryear of the playground. (Ironic considering where this thread is housed here).

Anyway, shortly after a certain post by @LustfulIntentions2 about his penile prominence, @NRJLIVES4ever reached out.

"Do you think it's true about his prominence?"

"Most women will tell you that guys are prone to exaggeration," I remind him.

"I don't. "

"Yes, but that's because you've had mastery over your bulbous boner longer and have greater control. @LustfulIntentions2 must have recently grown into his." Knowing that @NRJLIVES4ever is the reigning babygirl lover, I'm not sure where this is going.

"Should I find out?"

"Does it matter?" I ask. "What if he's more so? Are you ready to cede your throne?"

You could see him wrestling with it...ultimately deciding that he wanted to see about truth in advertising.

He called out @LustfulIntentions2 on the playground. He arrived with their entourages in tow. @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , @sallysparrow23 , and others on the side of @NRJLIVES4ever with members like @Wand3rlust and @SalaciousMonkey22 on the other. @AmberLGreen was roaming around too, but she mainly stayed on the swings.

Both men met in the middle of the playground and whipped out their skin sabers, both extensive in length like boner broadswords. They gripped them firmly and jousted all over the playground.

The whipping of those large lady lightning rods brought 40 mph gusts of wind and chilled to the bones all the spectators, especially the women who were now showing their distracting...points...

The men turned and twisted, parried and thrusted. Finally, the duel was at end as @LustfulIntentions2 was vanquished, lying exhausted on the ground as his sword shrank to more manageable size.

"You are an admirable foe," @NRJLIVES4ever graciously noted, "but there can be only one. Learn to use your cock wisely and it will reward you for years to come." @LustfulIntentions2 nodded in respect and hobbled off the field.

@NRJLIVES4ever smiled and invited all the ladies for a ride on his well-serviced schlong...and you've never seen happier women on a merry-go-round like that.

 

[sallysparrow23]

So I have some stories still to tell, but I wanted to jump ahead to today's story while it was fresh in mind.

Being the father of young boys, I often associate their belligerence and competitive nature with the yesteryear of the playground. (Ironic considering where this thread is housed here).

Anyway, shortly after a certain post by @LustfulIntentions2 about his penile prominence, @NRJLIVES4ever reached out.

"Do you think it's true about his prominence?"

"Most women will tell you that guys are prone to exaggeration," I remind him.

"I don't. "

"Yes, but that's because you've had mastery over your bulbous boner longer and have greater control. @LustfulIntentions2 must have recently grown into his." Knowing that @NRJLIVES4ever is the reigning babygirl lover, I'm not sure where this is going.

"Should I find out?"

"Does it matter?" I ask. "What if he's more so? Are you ready to cede your throne?"

You could see him wrestling with it...ultimately deciding that he wanted to see about truth in advertising.

He called out @LustfulIntentions2 on the playground. He arrived with their entourages in tow. @barefootgirl69 , @OrdinaryPerson , @sallysparrow23 , and others on the side of @NRJLIVES4ever with members like @Wand3rlust and @SalaciousMonkey22 on the other. @AmberLGreen was roaming around too, but she mainly stayed on the swings.

Both men met in the middle of the playground and whipped out their skin sabers, both extensive in length like boner broadswords. They gripped them firmly and jousted all over the playground.

The whipping of those large lady lightning rods brought 40 mph gusts of wind and chilled to the bones all the spectators, especially the women who were now showing their distracting...points...

The men turned and twisted, parried and thrusted. Finally, the duel was at end as @LustfulIntentions2 was vanquished, lying exhausted on the ground as his sword shrank to more manageable size.

"You are an admirable foe," @NRJLIVES4ever graciously noted, "but there can be only one. Learn to use your cock wisely and it will reward you for years to come." @LustfulIntentions2 nodded in respect and hobbled off the field.

@NRJLIVES4ever smiled and invited all the ladies for a ride on his well-serviced schlong...and you've never seen happier women on a merry-go-round like that.

 

[13Fantasies]

I know it seems like she's applauding my journalistic integrity, but really she's been begging me to find a fun way to use the word "boner" and "boner broadsword" is her favorite alliteration about @NRJLIVES4ever 's cock to date.

 

[sallysparrow23]

I know it seems like she's applauding my journalistic integrity, but really she's been begging me to find a fun way to use the word "boner" and "boner broadsword" is her favorite alliteration about @NRJLIVES4ever 's cock to date.

Beautiful babygirl babes beg to be boned by @NRJLIVES4ever 's behemoth boner broadsword with bluesy boner jams blaring in the background.

 

[13Fantasies]

Beautiful babygirl babes beg to be boned by @NRJLIVES4ever 's behemoth boner broadsword with bluesy boner jams blaring in the background.

Bohemian Rhapsody boners indeed.

 

[KenM77Florida]

What do you have against bad gilf gash?

Would love to have my tongue & lips against any kind of GILF gash for as long & as often as they want.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Proud BGA Graduate Story

@NRJLIVES4ever was tired. He was worn out after a long day doing transactions at the business factory. But when he got home his babygirl lover wanted sexy time, and she was trying to get her experience hours in by the end of the semester at Babygirl Academy for her senior capstone project in Professor @Bry1313 's class.

Babygirl April was short and thicc with three Cs. She had a booty that curved the way bread dough rises as it bakes. Below the neckline her chest swells were perfect - like two overly inflated extra large yoga balls. They were big - as big as breasts should be - 48GGG in this case. April was 5'2" and 105 pounds, meaning her assets were perfectly proportioned and in no way unrealistic.

She had blonde hair and blonde eyes, blonde lips and blonde makeup. Fellow classmates and proud old guys alike call her the golden beauty at Babygirl Academy.

@NRJLIVES4ever was sporting his 11.96" meat poker.

"April, you know I'm tired babygirl, but I always got time for two things: jambalaya, and that pussy." @NRJLIVES4ever said. April was ecstatic to hear that @NRJLIVES4ever wanted to do it to her. She was so excited to have the Daddiest of Daddys help her complete her final capstone project.

"Mmm, @NRJLIVES4ever , pierce me with your massive flesh sword!" She absolutely said this.

He removed her clothing one item at a time starting with her bra and underwear simultaneously.

@NRJLIVES4ever was now naked too - it didn't take long to pull off his tear away track pants and rip open his t shirt. He was ready for capstone lessons to commence.

"This is where the fun begins." He said said with a grin. She gobbled on his flesh flail which was already massive and ready for action. Her efforts to fully engulf him were laborious, but she succeeded to fulfill this portion of the final after several deep breaths and jaw warm up stretches.

NRJ backed away from April's now gigantic mouth, and pushed her to her back with one swing of his pendulum dick.

"I'm gonna hold on tight, Daddy NRJ!" April replied, grabbing on to the bed frame for stability.

He penetrated her. She let out a moan. It was erotic. The sound was heard all over campus, causing a heard of babygirls to flock to them in a matter of seconds. @13Fantasies , our in house journalist was on the scene recording everything.

April laid there, stunned at the length and girth of @NRJLIVES4ever 's iron wang. She started panting and realized the weight of her yoga ball tits were slowly crushing her.

"Help!" she cried out. Two fellow babygirls came to April's assistance and held her yoga ball tits up so she could breathe. The effort of teamwork was appreciated when they both came. April was almost blasted off of his dick when it exploded like an open fire hydrant. When the flow of cum subsided, @NRJLIVES4ever rolled over and his stomach growled.

"Well, I'm starved. Who wants some jambalaya?" He asked. April was in shock after being flooded with fluids. The other babygirls left with heightened enthusiasm to work on their own projects and @13Fantasies followed to document their progress, so he just made some for himself. Unfortunately, the gas stove was left on and the room exploded. Thankfully however, April was covered in enough cum to stop, drop, and roll the flames away and saved everyone's lives, and earned an A for senior capstone.

Congratulations April!

 

[Thin59]

43 is old??

Right ? 43 isnt old lol

 

[13Fantasies]

Great story, @sallysparrow23 !

Nice to know I can take a sabbatical and still have exploits covered

 

[Crownvic]

Right ? 43 isnt old lol

Hell No...best time of your life..

 

[sallysparrow23]

Great story, @sallysparrow23 !

Nice to know I can take a sabbatical and still have exploits covered

We're all about teamwork at BGA.

 

[13Fantasies]

@NRJLIVES4ever would like to apologize for all of the recent storms in the Midwest. He was helicoptering his dick so hard that he sprouted 27 tornadoes and made @Photog1rl gush like a torrential downpour or broken hydrant.

He sincerely regrets not checking weather patterns and El Nino before using his boner barometer. While he is thankful that no uninitiated babygirls were harmed, he knows it could have been much worse.

Everyone stay safe and keep an umbrella handy.