Best... typo... ever!

[English Lady]

yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*

 

[variable Xy]

sex o'clock

cum undone

these are real, unintentional slips i've made recently.

I cum undone at sex o'clock too.

 

[jfinn]

Went to a party once where a guy was trying to impress all of us with his sophistication. He said he and his girlfriend had recently eaten brunch at a well-known upscale restaurant. The weather had been so nice they'd decided to eat Al Fresno.

Always wondered how he tasted...

Jayne

 

[Bishonen]

*coughing, wheezing*

Stop! I can't breathe!

 

[Guest]

yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*

"Right in the middle of her meal, he made her laugh so hard the cock came up her nose"


something like that?

 

[oggbashan]

That got a howl of laughter.

Still, at least they were only typos or possibly word confusions. They didn't rise to quite the level of this gem:

“Africa is a primarily African American country.”

I can’t even read this without wanting to cry.

Shanglan

However, if they had said:

"Liberia in Africa is a primarily African American country."

The statement would have been nearly correct.

Og

 

[TheEarl]

What made it even worse is that I recall the actual sentence went something like '... He placed her hand in his, penetrating her flesh with his gaze. "That's a nasty papercunt you got there, miss," he assessed warmly.'

<snort!>

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

"Right in the middle of her meal, he made her laugh so hard the cock came up her nose"


something like that?

Just like that!

 

[Guest]

Just like that!

I am soooo tempted to draw that!

but...I may never draw again.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I come into contact with them quite frequently in my line of work. The best so far was a description of a bedroom, which mentioned a long "dildo rail" not once, but four times!

I've also seen "prostitute" substituted for "protestant" on several occasions.

Little slips like that make my day

 

[Just-Legal]

yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*

Oh, I think the concerntrating one is good