Best... typo... ever!

yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*
 
Went to a party once where a guy was trying to impress all of us with his sophistication. He said he and his girlfriend had recently eaten brunch at a well-known upscale restaurant. The weather had been so nice they'd decided to eat Al Fresno.

Always wondered how he tasted...

Jayne
 
Last edited:
English Lady said:
yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*


"Right in the middle of her meal, he made her laugh so hard the cock came up her nose"


something like that?
 
BlackShanglan said:
That got a howl of laughter.

Still, at least they were only typos or possibly word confusions. They didn't rise to quite the level of this gem:

“Africa is a primarily African American country.”

I can’t even read this without wanting to cry.

Shanglan

However, if they had said:

"Liberia in Africa is a primarily African American country."

The statement would have been nearly correct.

Og
 
sincerely_helene said:
What made it even worse is that I recall the actual sentence went something like '... He placed her hand in his, penetrating her flesh with his gaze. "That's a nasty papercunt you got there, miss," he assessed warmly.'

<snort!>

The Earl
 
I come into contact with them quite frequently in my line of work. The best so far was a description of a bedroom, which mentioned a long "dildo rail" not once, but four times!

I've also seen "prostitute" substituted for "protestant" on several occasions.

Little slips like that make my day :catroar:
 
English Lady said:
yup if I type coke, unless i'm totally concerntrating, it comes out as cock.

I am the queen of typo's but not memeorable ones obviously, as I can't think of any right now *L*

Oh, I think the concerntrating one is good :)
 
Back
Top