Weirdest erotica you've read?

[anthrodisiac]

The problem is knowing that I was the catalyst for this. Were it not for me, this would not have happened. I'm responsible.

I'm sure history will take a kindly view of your contributions here. You couldn't have known your thread and story would've ignited an even greater madness than that which already lurked within me. I wouldn't blame yourself, it probably would've happened without you at some point.

 

[TheLobster]

This reminds me of a site an old roommate showed me, called 'furniture porn'. It was back in my 'sexuality is sinful and wrong' days, so I was reluctant, but they said "no, trust me," and it was literally just pictures of stuff like easy chairs stacked upside down on each other, phone receivers on each other's bases, tables with two legs up on another table, etc. Just hilarious, not erotic at all (though I suppose some very particular fetishists might have found it so, hey, I don't judge!)

There used to be a subreddit called r/dinosaursfuckingcars and it was exactly what it says on the tin. Sadly it seems it has suffered some kind of content purge in the recent years and is now all but empty.

 

[TheLobster]

"Weird" fetishes don't necessarilly make weird stories.

Yeah, this thread makes a ‘good’ job conflating three things:

• weird kinks or fetishes featured in a story
• weird story settings or characters
• weird ways in which a story might be written

and the further down this list you go, the less likely you are to find examples on Lit. Sure, there might be some unusual fetishes featured here and there, but bizarre and surrealist settings are uncommon; and literary experiments aren’t looked upon kindly around here and so they’re exceedingly rare.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

literary experiments aren’t looked upon kindly around here and so they’re exceedingly rare.

*Looks at own name*

...oh, shit.

 

[liliput1]

There used to be a subreddit called r/dinosaursfuckingcars and it was exactly what it says on the tin. Sadly it seems it has suffered some kind of content purge in the recent years and is now all but empty.

Oh my god. I had successfully forgotten about that existing. You son of a bitch.

 

[liliput1]

Absolutely fair!

I just... @LessThanAWord is a damn good writer and deserves more acknowledgement. The creativity involved in that story alone makes me beam when I get others to read it.

It's not a story that is going to be for everyone, but it is a story that has merit in storytelling. Particularly with the fact that even without dialogue, Ms. Bonkers is so emotive and memorable throughout. That was absolutely my favorite part of it. That characterization that is both minimalist and extreme in different ways.

This was a story that said "Fuck the expectations, I'm making art." And I just love that to pieces.

WTF did I just read.

Note to self. Wear condoms when fucking a clown.

 

[Seurat]

This thread is a trigger-fest of the stuff that used to pop up on dejanews back in the day. You'd be scrolling along, minding your own business and looking for something to, um, spark your interest, and click on some untagged piece of fiction with an interesting name. Two paragraphs in and suddenly your Guy Fleegman screaming, "Oh, that's not right!"

 

[yowser]

The strangest mainstream item I've read in a long time is Brock Clarke's An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England
Bizarre premise, even more impossible MC and yet you still keep reading and rooting for him until the end.

 

[Areala-chan]

I do not recall the name of the story, but it was a story from a few years back, published here, about a couple who turn into banana slugs and then are eaten.

I kind of hate that I know this, but that was Big Banana by @Hypoxia.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

Holy fuck, what is even happening here?

This reminds me of a site an old roommate showed me, called 'furniture porn'. It was back in my 'sexuality is sinful and wrong' days, so I was reluctant, but they said "no, trust me," and it was literally just pictures of stuff like easy chairs stacked upside down on each other, phone receivers on each other's bases, tables with two legs up on another table, etc. Just hilarious, not erotic at all (though I suppose some very particular fetishists might have found it so, hey, I don't judge!)

So, you're saying it should be an illustrated story?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Weirdest erotica you've read written?​

I guess that would have to be in Caputpedes, which is a novella forming the last part of my Coleoidphilia trilogy. Coleoidphilia has the premise of hard SciFi meeting [consensual] tentacle porn, with (as it’s me) relationship drama, a convoluted plot, and societal commentary thrown in (it’s much better than I describe it, honest ).

There are a few candidates in Caputpedes, including human / ‘equine’ sex (obv if it was actual beastiality it would not have been published here), ogre sex, and even menstruation kink.

But what stands out in terms of weirdness is me dialing tentacle porn tropes to 13 with a female giant squid (actually another of my Caputpedean alien shape-shifters) doing her own version of ‘filling the tube’ which involves one of her tentacles traversing the gut of FMC #1 bottom to top, emerging, and then traversing the gut of FMC #2, top to bottom, emerging again, and finally burying itself in FMC #1’s pussy. Everyone had a good time in case you were wondering.

The squid is able to telekinetically clean digestive systems, avoiding any A2V problems. Realism is very important .

 

[liliput1]

The strangest mainstream item I've read in a long time is Brock Clarke's An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England
Bizarre premise, even more impossible MC and yet you still keep reading and rooting for him until the end.

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Neal Stephenson wrote a book about an ecoterrorist that’s kinda up there as well. “Zodiac” after the boat.

 

[al55]

Has anyone ever read any stories by "Doctor Bob"? It's what got me into my particular niche of fiction but it is weird!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Has anyone ever read any stories by "Doctor Bob"?

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Ms. Bonkers by LessThanAWord


And I cannot stress how much I love this story. I have become Pavlovian with it. If someone mentions clown or pretty much anything that triggers a memory of something in this story, I post the link and encourage reading it. I have *tried* to not post it and it stresses me out so bad.

I have gotten other people to start posting it if I'm asleep...

This story... It needs to be read by everyone and I don't care if the people who read it hate it. It needs to be read by everyone. It is my goal to get as many authors as I possibly can to read and comment on this story. It is just so god damned fun, whimsical, and outright batshit crazy absurd.

Manic pixie clown girl, indeed.

I finally got a chance to read this and... like in the story, there is definitely an inexplicable magic to what it did to me. If you had just given me a synopsis, or even a blow-by-blow description (so to speak), I would have responded that it was not for me. Yet actually reading it... It was GOOOOD, and I have no idea why or how. I'm left feeling vaguely uncomfortable that I enjoyed it. (Well, most of it. To be honest, I'm not sure what to make of the ending after he looks in the mirror. Not generally a fan of the 'now you're stuck that way' kink.)

But yes, definitely a contender for weirdest, with sentences such as:

He threw his hands behind his head, arched his back, and moaned sluttish thanks to the beaming Clown as she fucked him with her balloon cock.

or:

Her posterior collided with his hips, the luxurious Clown cunt taking every inch of his cock inside, and producing the atrociously loud honk of a bicycle horn.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I finally got a chance to read this and... like in the story, there is definitely an inexplicable magic to what it did to me. If you had just given me a synopsis, or even a blow-by-blow description (so to speak), I would have responded that it was not for me. Yet actually reading it... It was GOOOOD, and I have no idea why or how. I'm left feeling vaguely uncomfortable that I enjoyed it. (Well, most of it. To be honest, I'm not sure what to make of the ending after he looks in the mirror. Not generally a fan of the 'now you're stuck that way' kink.)

But yes, definitely a contender for weirdest, with sentences such as:

or:

This is the perfect description of how I felt.

 

[njlauren]

Yep, Raymond Chandler. It's his short stories though. No Marlowe, but this one little book has Red Wind, which pretty much carries his most famous opening paragraph.

Amazed people still know who Raymond Chandler was or read him. I always wanted to attempt a story on here in the style of Chandler, it is very easy to try and imitate his use of descriptions, but the problem is when I try it comes out sounding like parody. One of the things I liked with Chandler was he was very good at evoking his character's feeling of weariness or the way he looks at the world. The opening of Red Wind is a classic.

 

[SavannaT]

I think it was called The Poker Wife, a guy’s “friends” gaslight the wife into thinking he wants her to be a slut and whore her out to their neighbors and friends while taunting the husband with tapes of her exploits, one such tape they bring her out in a mask, bend her over naked and bring in a mule, then start to take her mask off so the camera can see her face to which she begs them not to do, it doesnt actually show the bestiality thank god but for some fucked up reason her begging got me off

 

[RetroFan]

Fortunately Literotica's rules would prevent such stories being published here, but one of the weirdest things I've seen recently is a fetish for women pretending to be dogs, led around on leashes, playing catch, drinking from water bowls and many other canine behaviors. Apparently online videos like this get thousands of views from simps and perverts encouraging the behavior and wanting more. There are also cases where men get off pretending to be dogs themselves with women as their owners, but you don't hear of it quite as much.

Please note this isn't the same as 'dogging' which was well-known especially in England in the early 2000s, where groups of people would meet up in car parks or in forests after dark to have sex with each other, and creepy men would hide in the shadows watching. I actually wrote a story once where dogging was a sub-plot, where a young wife suspects her husband is up to no good when she finds small inconsistencies in his work rosters at a mine in regional South Australia, and he seems to be leaving Adelaide a day or so early or coming back a day later than he should be. As it turns out he is using this 'lost time' to go dogging, while his wife is at home struggling with a toddler and a baby. Given the story was in Loving Wives I thought the readers would condemn dogging and those partaking in it, but if it bothered them they didn't say anything.

So while dogging is weird, people getting off either pretending to be dogs themselves or watching other people pretending to be dogs is so bizarre I don't think I could have even envisioned something like that in the early 2010s.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Fortunately Literotica's rules would prevent such stories being published here, but one of the weirdest things I've seen recently is a fetish for women pretending to be dogs, led around on leashes, playing catch, drinking from water bowls and many other canine behaviors. Apparently online videos like this get thousands of views from simps and perverts encouraging the behavior and wanting more. There are also cases where men get off pretending to be dogs themselves with women as their owners, but you don't hear of it quite as much.

Pet play is not only allowed, but has a pretty decent chunk of readers (8 pages worth of tags on "pet play" search). Actual dogs (real dogs, not anthros) is definitely not allowed.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Pet play is not only allowed, but has a pretty decent chunk of readers (8 pages worth of tags on "pet play" search). Actual dogs (real dogs, not anthros) is definitely not allowed.

I was wondering whether @RetroFan had read my post above - which describes part of a published and well-regarded work here.