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Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

Svenskaflicka said:
because with him and his big snake in the boat, we just couldn't pass under any of the bridges!:(
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Dear Svenska,
I would have thought the boat would ride very low in the water because of all that bullshit on board.
MG
 
You said Venezia, didn't you Flicka? Then don't call them Italians, you must know it's Venetians, Veneziano. And that would be a gondola, NOT a boat, babe.

I had my first gondola ride from Marco who was Mr. September in the annual gondolieri calendario in 2002.

Absolutely nothing so calmingly sensual as a gondola ride in Venice (Italy, NOT Las Vegas) at twilight.

Even the Snake wouldn't turn my head when I'm sitting in utter languor in a gondola with a Veneziano like Marco behind me gripping his oar and turning corners on a dime.

Think I'll have a daydream now.

Perdita
 
Dance with me com'on dance with me baby! Dance with me make romance with me baby! Shake your body baby!
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu, you're a chick! LOL! No shittin', I thought you were a dude. LOL!

Inside my mind, you got me trippin'
Inside my head, I see you strippin'
Tap it just right and I'll be tippin'
Your hips, your thighs, your lips, your eyes
 
Svenskaflicka said:
The Italian who was rowing the boat was thinking of hiring BS as his new oar.
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You box is full, dance with me, make romance with me baby!

Inside my mind, you got me trippin'
Inside my head, I see you strippin'
Tap it just right and I'll be tippin'
Your hips, your thighs, your lips, your eyes
 
perdita said:
I remember he was self-conscious about his ears, so figured he had to wave the snake about to put attention somewhere else.

MG has *loads* of recall I'm sure. Oh and then there's Svenska's opinions on guns.

Hmmm, guns and dicks...

Perdita :eek:
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Back that ass up over here! Look at the ass on that bitch, look at the titties, hold your legs up bitch! I like ho's with big ol' titties, pop that pussy baby! Pop pop that pussy baby!

Boom...Boom...Boom...Boom Boom...Boom...Boom...Boom
 
I like the way you move your body
So soft and so gentle
You're moving your body
I like the way you move your body

I know this is pissing somebody off! LOL!
 
Quasimodem said:
There was this time when BlackSnake and his girlfriend went on a picnic. While exploring with her, he got lost in this enormous cavern. His friends had to send out search par. . . . :rolleyes:

Wait a minute!

I think that WAS “Tom Sawyer.” :eek:
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You know I like it! Bass Mechanic!
 
MathGirl said:
Dear Svenska,
I would have thought the boat would ride very low in the water because of all that bullshit on board.
MG
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I figure that the sight of my snake has caused some problems in your bedroom. It's ok, com'on and dance with me baby. Dance with me make romance with me baby.

You can have it like this
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
I'll always remember the time I was considering suicide, and blacksnake's cock popped up in front of me like a baby on a bungee cord and squeaked "Don't do it!"

"Why?" I asked bitterly, holding the toaster above my bathwater.

"Cause I'm seventeen inches long!"

"So what," I asked, still not getting the message. I was a dark, troubled soul in those days...

"I'll pull you through this!"

"You mean it?" I asked, tearfully.

"Yes!" it yelped, and it's single eye fell on the poster of David Hasselhoff above the toilet.

"I'm bigger than that guy!" It added, as an afterthought.

And he extended himself to me, and pulled me out of the tub, and away from certain death!
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Oh god! I need you so badly !
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
Please, everyone, post your reminiscences, thoughts, well-wishes, haikus, recipes, pithy comments, humorous anecdotes, poems, condolences, lost pet notices, reviews, and fan letters here- anything at all pertaining to BlackSnake's intrepid cock.
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Maybe if your man used his more your would have less time to be on this board player hating.

I like the way you move your body
So soft and so gentle
You're moving your body
I like the way you move your body
Your hips, your thighs, your lips, your eyes
Inside my mind, you got me trippin'
Inside my head, I see you strippin'
Tap it just right and I'll be tippin'
Your hips, your thighs, your lips, your eyes
 
hay

hay black snake, i've got a use for your oar honey even if these other birds haven't, giggle:D
 
There's something vaguely pathetic about your tirade Blacksnake.
 
Re: hay

LorriLove said:
hay black snake, i've got a use for your oar honey even if these other birds haven't, giggle:D
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I love you for your kindness :)rose: *12). Have you heard the song I'm listening too? I have an hour and ten minutes left before my weekend starts. I'm jamin' in my office.
 
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