Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

Svenskaflicka said:
In that case - you must have snapped. *sigh* Ah, well, it was expected.

Well....I never

So, I'm suppose to believe you when you tell me that it is raining after pissing on my head.

This is the piss on me thread, is it not, why not make the entire forum BlackSnake pisses back!

I will fuck with anyone who fucks with me. And with so time, fifty-nine minutes before the weekend, I'm sure that I can tag many threads.
 
We're not pissing on you, we're telling stories about your friend Dick.

Since you've been getting on our nerves by your constant boasting about how much action you get with your big, big, big dick, we just thought we'd get on your nerves a litle, with the exact same thing.:)
 
Svenskaflicka said:
We're not pissing on you, we're telling stories about your friend Dick.

Since you've been getting on our nerves by your constant boasting about how much action you get with your big, big, big dick, we just thought we'd get on your nerves a litle, with the exact same thing.:)

Great, since I speak for myself and not for others, and being an Army of one, never willing to run from a fight. I love having fun. Being nice doesn't seem to have worked for me here. Attacks, attacks, and attacks...really. A thread the bash me. I will just use every thread available to fire back, so get your ignore buttons ready. Here I come.

I haven't been nasty to anyone, but....
 
Oh, BS, you big baby! We haven't been nasty to you either! Are you telling me that you MIND these little jokes?

Are you the only one who's allowed to talk about your big dick and all the funny adventures it has?:rose:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Oh, BS, you big baby! We haven't been nasty to you either! Are you telling me that you MIND these little jokes?

Are you the only one who's allowed to talk about your big dick and all the funny adventures it has?:rose:

Nope, don't give a fuck about jokes...that's not the issue!
 
I make me feel great realizing that I've been having a fantastic time.

Here's another: I went to lunch at the Diamond Club with a friend I've been avoiding over the past few months. After paying for a table dance for my friend and watching the implants bob around, she sat on my leg. I rubbed the crotch of thong while she tried to convience me to pay for another dance for my friend. LOL...damn, I am at home every night.

What that fuck over
 
Svenskaflicka said:
So why ARE you vomiting all over the forum, then?:confused:

You're not confused: Anytime there is more than one attacker, it's battle - blow the motherfucker up time.
 
BlackSnake:
" Do tell, I have an hour and five minutes."

Sorry I missed you.

Running around the forum posting lyrics and pictures of your dick makes it look like you want to piss off every member of this forum. If you're unhappy with a poster or a group of posters, may I suggest you take it up with them personally?

Even better, you could just shrug it all off. On a forum, you can spend a lot of time and energy battling people. You can never 'blow people up' though. You can never win. All that happens is that you end up getting in the same fight with the same people every time you post.

" Who in the hell are you anyway? I don't recall seeing your user name before."

Obviously, you know who I am. If you have specific questions about me then I'd be happy to answer them.
 
oh black don't start another battle

Whoever said progress was a slow process lied

you're a P-I-M-P

plus you've got the magic stick.:kiss:
 
Never's AV

Dear Never,
Please extinguish that cigarette and get your feet off the couch.
MG's Mom
 
Re: Never's AV

MathGirl:
"Dear Never,
Please extinguish that cigarette and get your feet off the couch.
MG's Mom"


*lol*
 
Blacksnake: How can it be a battle if you're the only one fighting?

The Earl
 
Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee
Resolved to have a battle

For Tweedle-dum said Tweedle-dee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew by a monstrous crow
As big as a tar-barrel.

Which frightened both the heroes so
They quite forgot their quarrel.

~edit~
Please insert "wiwi" for "crow" in the above poem.
 
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I'm in a playful mood. I don't know why.
Maybe it's the tea.
 
Never, I think you should stay far away from any herbal tea that makes you feel playful!:eek:

Look what happened to BS!
 
This might be really unpopular, but I'm going to say it anyway. I'd thought this thread was all in good fun and even endorsed by Blacksnake, but it seems that he's taken offence—to such an extent that he's recently gone on an Author's Hangout rampage. So maybe we should leave his dick alone.

:cool:
 
SexySoBeChick said:
So maybe we should leave his dick alone.
Dear SSBC,
It's BS himself that can't leave his wiwi alone. A rampage? Gosh, I'm almost interested enough to go look at it.
MG
 
SexySBC: just to reassure you, most everyone on this thread has been joshing back and forth with BS for some time now (it began with his former dick-in-the-face AVs). This thread was inevitable and all in fun (should be obvious from the posts). Of course if he's taken offense now, after all this time, I'll honor it, but can't speak for Svenska ;) .

Perdita
 
Oh well, in that case, never mind then. My mistake. Everyone have at it. Just take your turns. No pushing. Keep your hands and feet in at all times. Exits are locate in the . . . yadda, yadda, blah, blah, etc., etc.

SSBC :cool:
 
Please insert "wiwi" for "crow" in the above poem. NEVER
Whose "wiwi" should we insert? After all, that was "a monstrous crow. As big as a tar-barrel."

Rumple Foreskin
 
No more nor less than what it says. I have no idea what you will continue to do w/the Snake. P.
 
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