Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Miles Long]

If you're talking about my boobs, they are not!

Says you.

 

[Conager]

I want to hear more about the cankles...
<googles cankle porn>

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Fuck you all!

Don't let those bastards get to you, Rainy. I have cankles and I'm not even pregnant. At least yours will go away after you give birth!

Sorry, can't help you with the boobs, though God knows I'd be happy to take some of the burden off your shoulders if i could.

 

[Conager]

Fuck you all!

All of us? I had heard tell that pregnant women get real horny...

 

[Saucyminx]

The strip club may have been one stop too many...

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'd just like to say (without even having seen them) Rainshines boobs swollen with milk or not are sure to be far sexier than Miles head.

 

[Cumference]

I want to hear more about the cankles...
<googles cankle porn>

You made me look up "cankles"!

(Curiosity scared the cat!)

But at least I learned a new word.....

 

[midwestyankee]

The strip club may have been one stop too many...

What was your first clue?

 

[Saucyminx]

What was your first clue?

There were a couple. Going to a strip joint in a rather rural area is a very interesting experience--and I probably couldn't have been convinced had I not been as, um, relaxed as I was. Ha who am I kidding, I would have gone in anyway.

 

[Eilan]

You. Leave him alone.

 

[Saucyminx]

Hmmmm maybe I should have checked in here because that was sort of out of the blue.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm so seethy I could cry. In fact, I think I will. Fuck Mondays.

I offer * hugs *

It is Monday, but my week promises to be a great one!

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm so seethy I could cry. In fact, I think I will. Fuck Mondays.

*snuggles and lovins*

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/11024092_1405658306410722_1725397520_n.jpg

Word.

 

[multitalentman]

Hahahaha Clever Little shit.

*bows* ehhh Thank you! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses, and try the veal.

 

[Miles Long]

I suppose these peppers won't chop themselves.

 

[midwestyankee]

Question for our resident expert on all things down under: WTF is the story with the nincompoop who wants to kill Johnny Depp's dogs? Does he have Vegemite for brains?

 

[Emerson40]

You. Leave him alone.

Your tagline thingy reminds me of the Frank Furter twitter account....

https://twitter.com/drfnfurter

5 years of anticipation....that's some kind of dedication to a funny.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4b31eb8516d7e921e57542982a4ea9e7/tumblr_n2pnx17D0P1qa70eyo1_r1_500.gif

 

[Emerson40]

Something Saucy - 'cause her fondness for wind instruments - may appreciate.

It's all about the ass, no treble...


http://40.media.tumblr.com/f12f3094a323bef069d884fd98dbc552/tumblr_ndkbh8XaSY1rsxqqio1_500.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

Something Saucy - 'cause her fondness for wind instruments - may appreciate.

It's all about the ass, no treble...


http://40.media.tumblr.com/f12f3094a323bef069d884fd98dbc552/tumblr_ndkbh8XaSY1rsxqqio1_500.jpg

Darling, I'm all about the brass.

When I took Boy Minx to his physical yesterday, the Dr came in, sat down on the stool, and loudly farted. No one said a word about it, and the appointment went on as scheduled but we had a hard time holding it together, because I'm sorry. Farts are funny. We both fell out the minute he left the room.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Darling, I'm all about the brass.

When I took Boy Minx to his physical yesterday, the Dr came in, sat down on the stool, and loudly farted. No one said a word about it, and the appointment went on as scheduled but we had a hard time holding it together, because I'm sorry. Farts are funny. We both fell out the minute he left the room.

The arm fell off of my reading glasses as I pulled them from my bag a couple of nights ago. My older daughter began to get all worked up about it, until in frustration i blurted out, 'I just need a screw!!' Dead silence for about five seconds before we both lost it.

 

[bailadora]

Costumes have been delivered, and I feel like running through the house, shouting "Dobby is a free elf!"

 

[midwestyankee]

It's Australia's War On Terriers.

The great unwashed one bought his dogs in and did not declare them or put them in mandatory quarantine. So this nincompoop Barnaby Joyce went on TV and declared Mr Depp had until this weekend to send the dogs home or declare them to quarantine. If he did not do either one of those the dogs would be put down. JD has fled, two tails between his legs.

I suggested Johnny Depp be sacrificed instead but that didn't go down so well. (Much like my prior suggestion here some time ago that Katy Perry be dropped on her head.)

I'm not a particular fan of Johnny Depp, particularly in his piratical character, but I have to say that this little fracas has given me a new appreciation for governmental stupidity. I wandered around Ye Olde Internet for a full accounting of the whole affair, wanting to find an unbiased source, of course. And I found it: John Oliver' take on Australia's War on Terriers. Not entirely sure I agree with him about Hugh Jackman, but that's a whole 'nother story.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm not a particular fan of Johnny Depp, particularly in his piratical character, but I have to say that this little fracas has given me a new appreciation for governmental stupidity. I wandered around Ye Olde Internet for a full accounting of the whole affair, wanting to find an unbiased source, of course. And I found it: John Oliver' take on Australia's War on Terriers. Not entirely sure I agree with him about Hugh Jackman, but that's a whole 'nother story.

Glassy eyed muppet donkey. . . bahahahaha. You know someone is going to get called that the next time I'm irritable.

 

[Saucyminx]

Costumes have been delivered, and I feel like running through the house, shouting "Dobby is a free elf!"

Oh please oh please oh please do, and film it for me. I would be ever so grateful and hysterical.

It's Australia's War On Terriers.
[snip]

I suggested Johnny Depp be sacrificed instead but that didn't go down so well. (Much like my prior suggestion here some time ago that Katy Perry be dropped on her head.)

So abrasive--that is one of the many reasons I love you so. Because that is damn funny.

The arm fell off of my reading glasses as I pulled them from my bag a couple of nights ago. My older daughter began to get all worked up about it, until in frustration i blurted out, 'I just need a screw!!' Dead silence for about five seconds before we both lost it.

Perfect. My kids get at least one good belly laugh out of me per day, if not more.

 

[bailadora]

Oh please oh please oh please do, and film it for me. I would be ever so grateful and hysterical.

Anything to brighten your day, lovely! I'm sure I can get one of my kids to film their momma acting a fool!