Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

You might want to lovingly reassure your penis you will never subject it to this, prior to clicking.

Ahhh so the mammogram equivalent for the peen.

Anything to brighten your day, lovely! I'm sure I can get one of my kids to film their momma acting a fool!

Yay! If it's anything like my house it is a struggle to get them to not film you acting like a fool.

 

[Emerson40]

You might want to lovingly reassure your penis you will never subject it to this, prior to clicking.

DAFUQ?

http://33.media.tumblr.com/eab6bb3e60a77c54a1f0c3954b1b018d/tumblr_noj97rJY421sjz7a3o1_400.gif


And you guys say I post the things that require flushing the eyes with bleach...

 

[Saucyminx]

We do, and we are correct.

 

[Cumference]

They will be so surprised when he sticks his prick in under the door!

 

[Cumference]

Stretchy!
http://i.imgur.com/UvY1m5u.gif?gifm

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Almost time to grab my dancing shoes.

 

[Saucyminx]

Now THAT looks ouchy!

It has a sort of Tarzan-esque charm though, don't you think?

Has anyone seen Breezy? I hope she's ok and just busy doing life.

I was wondering the same thing myself this morning. She adds such lovely things to the Suit Porn thread--and she's a sweetheart.

 

[multitalentman]

It has a sort of Tarzan-esque charm though, don't you think?




I was wondering the same thing myself this morning. She adds such lovely things to the Suit Porn thread--and she's a sweetheart.

My god saucy! Feeling feisty? Lol!
Nice av!

 

[multitalentman]

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zShyp7aHFfzWDx.TvemOEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/SpiderFlood.jpg

Wtf????? Rainy? Is this your doing?

 

[Emerson40]

Flat Stanley!

Don't you mean his little brother, Flat Peter?

 

[Saucyminx]

*tapping foot*

Full report broham!

Both mini-minx, and Godzilla, all had to go to the Dr/vet this week. WTF? These people/felines need to man up. You don't see me running to the Dr everytime I have a hemorrhage, or minor stroke.

2:15 pm, please hurry. I'm hanging on by my fingernails here. I need to be done with this freakin work week. Seriously. Looking longingly at the balcony again, and if I throw myself off there I will probably need to go to the Dr. and that just isn't happening. No way. No Sireebob.

 

[Emerson40]

Did you know, if you mix Black Cherry juice with water-based gel lubricant, it looks a great deal like blood.


Alarmingly so.

 

[Ubernaught]

Did you know, if you mix Black Cherry juice with water-based gel lubricant, it looks a great deal like blood.


Alarmingly so.

Always good to know.

 

[Saucyminx]

Did you know, if you mix Black Cherry juice with water-based gel lubricant, it looks a great deal like blood.


Alarmingly so.

https://boundbybloodblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/7c7e51b649b58f48792b0e0bccd8b_h316_w628_m5_crfohymky.jpg

Lookin like this, were ya?

 

[multitalentman]

https://boundbybloodblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/7c7e51b649b58f48792b0e0bccd8b_h316_w628_m5_crfohymky.jpg

Lookin like this, were ya?

Ok, thats crossing the line minxy. Even for you. :\

 

[Emerson40]

Lookin like this, were ya?

Well, if one were to refer to the Teaches of Saucyminx, Vol:1, a real man loves his woman all month long.


Amiright?

 

[Emerson40]

You might want to lovingly reassure your penis you will never subject it to this, prior to clicking.

Flat Stanley!

God bless the internet. Where ever would we be if Al Gore hadn't invented it?


Lustrous One, your posting of Flat Stanley was only days old before someone thought: "Hey, instead of just being a Flat Stanley, how about we bring a Stanley hammer into the mix. And a bench, and some finishing nails."

Join us next week, for another painfully exciting episode of The New Yankee Workshop.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, if one were to refer to the Teaches of Saucyminx, Vol:1, a real man loves his woman all month long.


Amiright?

That is in volume III, and I have to say if there was that much carnage and gore, (you can call it Al or otherwise) I would visit the Dr. post haste. Glory and gore go hand and hand.

Simmer down Multi, it's only lubricant and black cherry juice, possibly.

 

[Saucyminx]

God bless the internet. Where ever would we be if Al Gore hadn't invented it?


Lustrous One, your posting of Flat Stanley was only days old before someone thought: "Hey, instead of just being a Flat Stanley, how about we bring a Stanley hammer into the mix. And a bench, and some finishing nails."

Join us next week, for another painfully exciting episode of The New Yankee Workshop.

I think he also might need the Dr, possibly the head shrinker too because daaaaa-yam.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'd follow her to the moon and back.

 

[Saucyminx]

Brosef, nothing to report!

Boo! I've been drinking tequila. I wanted some scandal!

 

[multitalentman]

So just like any other day then?

ZING!!!! Lol!

 

[vibes]

I had a wellbeing ultrasound on Minishine today, all well so far but another poor kid coming into the world with my nose it seems.

LOL

Are you sure it was its nose?

 

[vibes]

LOL shuddup, BB. Are you saying my nose either looks like a clit or a penis?

As cute as it is *nods*

 

[vibes]

Fucker!!

Let me remind you it would be incestuous