Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

If my vote counts, Saucy could you please restore your previous AV.

It reminded me of this.
 
If my vote counts, Saucy could you please restore your previous AV.

It reminded me of this.

You mean 'the support your local shelter ' one? :D


Blurt: It's done! It's done! It's done, it's done, it's done! Please let them just sign that mother fucker so I can put them on the back burner for a few minutes because third time is a charm right?

And now I get a well earned treat.
 
That kid knows that guy is looking for advice about asking a real, live woman out on an actual date, right?
 
Things I learned on this vacation, in no particular order ...

Quidi Vidi brews great beer.
Cincinnati OH and Birmingham AL are hot and humid.
The South knows how to cook a pig.
Tennessee and Alabama have mighty friendly people.
My grandfather was an honorary Kentucky Colonel.
Country music doesn't seem to have any real identity of its own any more, but they throw a good party.

There's probably more, but I'm still recovering.
 
Pounce! :kiss: Lots of luck for quick and as painless as possible for the lil honey, and lots of luck on those errands for our Honey.

Set up a cattle call for the 2 hours during her next surgery. Have them send in head shots, and references. It will help you weed out the ones you aren't interested in. Or the internet works. :D

*squeal!* :eek: :kiss:

things took a little longer today, but went very well! I got the little one sparkly nail polish, raspberry sweet tea, and chips and guacamole.

hm... cattle call... head shots... FetLife locals? Craigslist? Some of both, I think.
(good thing they've got security downstairs.)

If my vote counts, Saucy could you please restore your previous AV.

It reminded me of this.

:eek: oh, GOSH!!

*saved to this device* :devil:
 
And now I get a well earned treat.

Mm... what sort of a treat? :catroar:;)

Back to the world of the living!

Living is a good place to be. Welcome back!

Things I learned on this vacation, in no particular order ...

Quidi Vidi brews great beer.
Cincinnati OH and Birmingham AL are hot and humid.
The South knows how to cook a pig.
Tennessee and Alabama have mighty friendly people.
My grandfather was an honorary Kentucky Colonel.
Country music doesn't seem to have any real identity of its own any more, but they throw a good party.

There's probably more, but I'm still recovering.

Sounds like you had a great time!
 
Surgery Day, which means it's also 'cram a weeks' worth of errands into 2-4 hours' day.



how am I supposed to meet people if I'm here all of the time?

what do they expect me to do... go online and make friends on the Internet?!?


:rolleyes:

Dearest Wild_Honey_66. I :heart: you! You're a good friend in my eyes. I offer hugs, prayers, and warm thoughts to fill your soul!

:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
 
Glad yesterday eent well, Honey. Sparkly nail polish makes everything better.

thank you, Rainy. :)

purple on one hand, blue on the other! to match our ponytail holders. we're five, you know. :rolleyes:

how are you holding up? getting quite close, aren't you? *eek!*
 
Rainshine68590155 said:
We like every second finger different colours in our house with coordinating sparkle top coat. :)

I'm doing ok, in a bit of pain the last few days but yes, getting kind of close now. 6 weeks to go until we're induced. :eek: I better start buying stuff and making a nursery soon I guess.

well if a girl's going to be high-maintenance, every other finger sounds like a good way to go. ;)

6 weeks-- yay! Induced-- at least it will be over! :nana:

Lol, I like your chillax attitude. diapers, wipes, sleepers, blankets.
bottles and formula if you're going that route... that's about all you really need, right?

You got this!:rose:
 
Mm... what sort of a treat? :catroar:;)

A saucy, smutty, treat because really, is there any better kind? :cool:
We like every second finger different colours in our house with coordinating sparkle top coat. :)

I'm doing ok, in a bit of pain the last few days but yes, getting kind of close now. 6 weeks to go until we're induced. :eek: I better start buying stuff and making a nursery soon I guess.

Yay shopping! I know you won't spill on what flavor baby, (and yes, that is slightly killing me), but have you decided on a nursery theme for minishine yet?
 
blurt: the surest way to get random strangers in my box calling me 'mistress' and offering their services is to start a thread on the BDSM boards.

it never fails. :rolleyes:


also, where's multi got to? anybody heard from the little horndog?
 
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blurt: the surest way to get random strangers in my box calling me 'mistress' and offering their services is to start a thread on the BDSM boards.

it never fails. :rolleyes:


also, where's multi got to? anybody heard from the little horndog?

I found a gentleman in my city, who put up a personal to come and clean my house in a French Maid outfit. I was all for this. My son said absolutely not. He always rains on my parade with his common sense. :mad:
 
WTF who does he think he is?!'

I didn't beat either of them nearly enough when they were little.

right? :mad: killjoy!

He is. He is so freakin responsible.

As it happens, my French maid outfit was at the dry cleaners after an incident with a redneck and some tar and feathers, so I might have had to cancel anyway.

Don't fret my dear. I have a French maid costume of my own, we can make that one work, just a nip here, and a tuck there, and some padding in the top and all will be well. And what have I told you about staying away from my cousins! You know how they get around feather dusters.
 
I wish I was fucking normal and could be excited without terror, and truly enjoy the adventure of this pregnancy instead of being....me.

You're you which is far more exciting than normal. We all get anxious from time to time. * hugs *
 
I wish I was fucking normal and could be excited without terror, and truly enjoy the adventure of this pregnancy instead of being....me.

I'm sorry this has been so hard for you, lovely. I think everything you have been feeling is completely normal given the situation. Try to let a little bit of the joy in. You deserve it. Home stretch.

If good wishes count for anything, minishine is cushioned on all sides--like bubblewrap, only love bubblewrap. (Writes that down as title for new bubblewrap sex fetish story.)

I, for one, am glad you are you. You are pretty special. And if you need a teddy bear for comfort, I will put in my pigtails and pop on over. :D
 
I will not beat my head on the desk. I will not beat my head on the desk. I will not beat my head on the desk.

And now back to work. Or maybe I will go cut up a pineapple, or the watermelon, or that canteloupe, or possibly that honey dew melon. . . FRUIT SALAD!
 
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