Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

I've got the chucks and the rolled up jeans. Just need a ciggie to tuck behind my ear. Then we're good to go.

I will give you one from the pack I've rolled up in the sleeve of my white vneck tee shirt.

Apparently no one has had anything to do at work for the past 4 days except to email or call me. Really people? Y'all need to broaden your horizons a bit.

 

[Emerson40]

Grease is the word.

 

[Saucyminx]

Grease is the word.

The last time we went down this track, it lead to questionable singing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Grease is the word.

I thought bird was the word?

The last time we went down this track, it lead to questionable singing.

I am told I sing like an angel. an angel who can't sing.

 

[Saucyminx]

I thought bird was the word?



I am told I sing like an angel. an angel who can't sing.

I'm sure that's not true.

I sing pretty well. I was re-living my high school musical days as Rizzo. My first year in the musicals, I got drafted out of the pit to play the trumpet/piano player in the Mission band in Guys and Dolls, and in the chorus. Sweet and innocent as a summer breeze. The next year, I ended up as Appassionata Von Climax, and as a hill billy chorus girl in Lil Abner. From then on I sort of got type cast for all the slutty parts, and finished out my senior year as Rizzo. I got to smoke, and make out on stage. Good times.

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Emporium-dwelling Litsters,

Hospital life sucks. Please come visit me.
Bring all of the babies. And the martinis.
We can send the kids to the playroom and take turns riding on the adjustable bed.

Signed,
All Dressed Up In A Gown And Gloves And Nowhere To Go Litster

Add a patient lift equipped with a hammock-style body sling, a box of tongue depressors, two canisters of nitrous oxide, lube, a couple stainless speculums, and a length or two of rubber surgical tubing, and you got a party. Or as we refer to it in Casa de Em, Saturday night.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm sure that's not true.

I sing pretty well. I was re-living my high school musical days as Rizzo. My first year in the musicals, I got drafted out of the pit to play the trumpet/piano player in the Mission band in Guys and Dolls, and in the chorus. Sweet and innocent as a summer breeze. The next year, I ended up as Appassionata Von Climax, and as a hill billy chorus girl in Lil Abner. From then on I sort of got type cast for all the slutty parts, and finished out my senior year as Rizzo. I got to smoke, and make out on stage. Good times.

Add a patient lift equipped with a hammock-style body sling, a box of tongue depressors, two canisters of nitrous oxide, lube, a couple stainless speculums, and a length or two of rubber surgical tubing, and you got a party. Or as we refer to it in Casa de Em, Saturday night.

 

[glynndah]

So how much blood is needed to animate a non-animate object/summon the spirits hidden within, etc? And I forget. Does all the blood have to come from one individual or are multiple sources okay?


Just asking for a friend.

A from the good little witch.

 

[Emerson40]

So how much blood is needed to animate a non-animate object/summon the spirits hidden within, etc? And I forget. Does all the blood have to come from one individual or are multiple sources okay?


Just asking for a friend.

A from the good little witch.

Excellent question!

When you say 'blood', do you mean real blood, Rutherford Merlot (2010), or are we talking some KY Gel mixed with Black Cherry juice?

This could be important... very important.

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[glynndah]

Excellent question!

When you say 'blood', do you mean real blood, Rutherford Merlot (2010), or are we talking some KY Gel mixed with Black Cherry juice?

This could be important... very important.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f027d64d3ef10401db6bca97dfc06c7f/tumblr_n3shjkYASJ1s7f9cco1_500.gif

Definitely real human blood. Would anything else do?

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[Saucyminx]

Definitely real human blood. Would anything else do?

How big is the object? How many hidden spirits do you anticipate within? I think that could probably impact how much human blood you actually need. I don't see mixing sources as an issue.

Oh great and mysterious caffiene, I come to you as a supplicant, on my knees, begging for your favor, pleading for your grace to fill me with renewed vigor.

 

[midwestyankee]

How big is the object? How many hidden spirits do you anticipate within? I think that could probably impact how much human blood you actually need. I don't see mixing sources as an issue.

Oh great and mysterious caffiene, I come to you as a supplicant, on my knees, begging for your favor, pleading for your grace to fill me with renewed vigor.

Quoted to cue up the onslaught. There's so much straight-man goodness in this one sentence.

 

[Saucyminx]

Quoted to cue up the onslaught. There's so much straight-man goodness in this one sentence.

Just no masts of creation ok?

ETA: Pink glitter ombre nail polish is not nearly as tacky as it sounds. It came out quite pretty.

 

[Emerson40]

Just no masts of creation ok?

Cane of carnal knowledge?



Baton of lascivious intent?



Stanchion of gratification?




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** DO NOT go to the right if you are not a fan of banking transaction fees, or Ass To Mouth...

 

[Saucyminx]

Stanchion of gratification, wow. How come I never got one of those in my inbox?


Big Dicks is in the Ozarks. Why am I not overly surprised by that?

 

[Emerson40]

Stanchion of gratification, wow. How come I never got one of those in my inbox?

I am going to assume you were in the throes of severe caffeine deprivation when you typed that succulent nugget above.

I may be an animal at times, but I am also a gentleman, and I will respectfully walk away from that juicy bone you inadvertently placed near the edge of the table...




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[Saucyminx]

And here I was sure you were gonna grab that one up.

Proud Parent moment 2001: Sitting at a stop light after picking up Babyminx (who is now officially a senior *sniffle*), and the Run DMC version of Walk This Way came on. I blasted it, we started to jam out, and she came right in on the last word of each phrase. It was so funny. The trucker sitting next to us thought so too.

 

[silverwhisper]

so getting spam this morning offering to increase my breast size was novel, at least for me.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

so getting spam this morning offering to increase my breast size was novel, at least for me.

ed

Don't click on it! Just look what happened to me. I used to be an A cup.

 

[silverwhisper]

pshaw, i don't believe that for a second, minxy.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

I think I'm losing my artistic side as I get older. I was looking at a sculpture installation this morning made entirely of paper plates. It was really beautiful and visually interesting but all I could think was, "And how the fuck are you supposed to dust that thing?"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I'm losing my artistic side as I get older. I was looking at a sculpture installation this morning made entirely of paper plates. It was really beautiful and visually interesting but all I could think was, "And how the fuck are you supposed to dust that thing?"

word.

morning, Saucy! I've just made coffee, put two loads of laundry in to wash, and am about to hop into the tub. considering its not yet 5:30 here, I'm feeling rather productive for a Sunday morning!

oh, and I also got a little something else done before I got out of bed. ahem.

 

[Emerson40]

word.

morning, Saucy! I've just made coffee, put two loads of laundry in to wash, and am about to hop into the tub. considering its not yet 5:30 here, I'm feeling rather productive for a Sunday morning!

oh, and I also got a little something else done before I got out of bed. ahem.

Not one, but two loads of laundry required after that...

I would say yes, it has been a most productive Squartday morning.


You posting this tidbit of loveliness directly to Saucy may encourage some to create some laundry of their own.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not one, but two loads of laundry required after that...

I would say yes, it has been a most productive Squartday morning.


You posting this tidbit of loveliness directly to Saucy may encourage some to create some laundry of their own.

hehe pleased I could help you start your day off right!

(fyi, I don't swing that way, but I'm very fond of Saucy, and if i did, she would def. be on my short list. )

 

[Emerson40]

hehe pleased I could help you start your day off right!

(fyi, I don't swing that way, but I'm very fond of Saucy, and if i did, she would def. be on my short list. )

FYI - it's not considered swinging that way, if done with Saucy, or if you do it for a Klondike bar.