Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

Woohoo! I made the short list of 'if I did swing that way'!

You are making up for my sloth this morning Honey. I fed the cats. I hennaed my hair. I made myself breakfast, which I then brought back to have in bed--where i still am. I could get used to eating whilst reclining like a Roman empress.

I took care of business last night, but there is a good chance that will get taken care of again before I venture forth. :D Apartment to myself? Make hay while the sun shines as they say.
 
FYI - it's not considered swinging that way, if done with Saucy, or if you do it for a Klondike bar.

;)

how 'bout this: you go fetch me a Klondike bar, and I'll let you watch Saucy smack my ass until the reverb can be felt from her side of the country to mine.

deal?
 
Woohoo! I made the short list of 'if I did swing that way'!

You are making up for my sloth this morning Honey. I fed the cats. I hennaed my hair. I made myself breakfast, which I then brought back to have in bed--where i still am. I could get used to eating whilst reclining like a Roman empress.

I took care of business last night, but there is a good chance that will get taken care of again before I venture forth. :D Apartment to myself? Make hay while the sun shines as they say.

GO, GIRL. :catroar:
 
Someone snuck {That is TOO a word. Shut up, spellcheck.} into my house and stole my "good" reading glasses, the ones I always keep right here by my computer. I am not a happy good little witch right now.

Update: They sneaked in again and returned them. All is right {or right enough} in my sparkly bubble.
 
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how 'bout this: you go fetch me a Klondike bar, and I'll let you watch Saucy smack my ass until the reverb can be felt from her side of the country to mine.
deal?

If I was present while you and Saucy played smack-ass, it is almost entirely unlikely that it would be reverb (or Klondike bar) that'd be felt.


I rank as an exception? Well damn, this IS a banner morning.

Exception...
I think the word you're looking for is 'Exceptional'.


Stroking my kitty as we speak. :D

FYP.




:D
 
If I was present while you and Saucy played smack-ass, it is almost entirely unlikely that it would be reverb (or Klondike bar) that'd be felt.

Exception...
I think the word you're looking for is 'Exceptional'.

FYP.

:D

Let me know when the Klondike/spanking extravaganza is to take place, and I shall clear my calendar.

Sweet talker.

Zilla is scandalized by that pic, and what the hell is going on with the lips and/or breast situation there? No bueno.
 
*grumble grumble* alarm didn't go off, racing around like a maniac *whinge whine* no time to make coffee *grouch grouch* 4 hours in the car tomorrow, starting at 6 fucking a.m. aka the buttcrack of dawn, with a coworker I don't care for *pout stomp* stupid team building exercises *fuss fuss*

Ok I'm done now. :D
 
Spent a few days in another city meeting one of my Facebook besties in person. *swoon*
 
I hope you survived your day, little lady.

My husband may not see today out. *hormonal rampage*

Did crazy penis survive?

I did, just barely. My colleagues and I volunteered at a food bank today in Phila. The 22 of us processed 17,000 lbs of frozen meat in 4 hours. I think I might need 2 large Swedish men to give me a massage, as I'm going to be a bit sore tomorrow.
 
"I don't want my cooter doing jedi mind tricks on me like Obi-vag-kenobi." - Susie Essman on The Nightly Show

That might be one of the best things I've ever heard. I snorted.
 
That time when you woke up slapping yourself across the face because you're dreaming there's a spider on your cheek.


Or you HOPE it was just a dream.

Did you ever get that one out of your ear?

Today is taking for-freaking-ever.
 
Minxy, I'm going to Exxxotica Chicago tonight! Wish you were here! :D

So do I! Have fun for me and let me know how it is. I guess I'm stuck with NJ. :mad: Neither of us could get off work for this one.

On a happy note, my son that I didn't give birth to, has come to visit. I love that kid so much.
 
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Surgery Day, which means it's also 'cram a weeks' worth of errands into 2-4 hours' day.



how am I supposed to meet people if I'm here all of the time?

what do they expect me to do... go online and make friends on the Internet?!?


:rolleyes:
 
Surgery Day, which means it's also 'cram a weeks' worth of errands into 2-4 hours' day.



how am I supposed to meet people if I'm here all of the time?

what do they expect me to do... go online and make friends on the Internet?!?


:rolleyes:

Pounce! :kiss: Lots of luck for quick and as painless as possible for the lil honey, and lots of luck on those errands for our Honey.

Set up a cattle call for the 2 hours during her next surgery. Have them send in head shots, and references. It will help you weed out the ones you aren't interested in. Or the internet works. :D
 
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