Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Woohoo! I made the short list of 'if I did swing that way'!

You are making up for my sloth this morning Honey. I fed the cats. I hennaed my hair. I made myself breakfast, which I then brought back to have in bed--where i still am. I could get used to eating whilst reclining like a Roman empress.

I took care of business last night, but there is a good chance that will get taken care of again before I venture forth. Apartment to myself? Make hay while the sun shines as they say.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

FYI - it's not considered swinging that way, if done with Saucy, or if you do it for a Klondike bar.

how 'bout this: you go fetch me a Klondike bar, and I'll let you watch Saucy smack my ass until the reverb can be felt from her side of the country to mine.

deal?

 

[Saucyminx]

FYI - it's not considered swinging that way, if done with Saucy, or if you do it for a Klondike bar.

I rank as an exception? Well damn, this IS a banner morning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Woohoo! I made the short list of 'if I did swing that way'!

You are making up for my sloth this morning Honey. I fed the cats. I hennaed my hair. I made myself breakfast, which I then brought back to have in bed--where i still am. I could get used to eating whilst reclining like a Roman empress.

I took care of business last night, but there is a good chance that will get taken care of again before I venture forth. Apartment to myself? Make hay while the sun shines as they say.

GO, GIRL.

 

[Saucyminx]

Stroking my kitty as we speak.

 

[glynndah]

Someone snuck {That is TOO a word. Shut up, spellcheck.} into my house and stole my "good" reading glasses, the ones I always keep right here by my computer. I am not a happy good little witch right now.

Update: They sneaked in again and returned them. All is right {or right enough} in my sparkly bubble.

 

[Emerson40]

how 'bout this: you go fetch me a Klondike bar, and I'll let you watch Saucy smack my ass until the reverb can be felt from her side of the country to mine.
deal?

If I was present while you and Saucy played smack-ass, it is almost entirely unlikely that it would be reverb (or Klondike bar) that'd be felt.

I rank as an exception? Well damn, this IS a banner morning.

Exception...
I think the word you're looking for is 'Exceptional'.

Stroking my kitty as we speak.

FYP.

 

[Saucyminx]

If I was present while you and Saucy played smack-ass, it is almost entirely unlikely that it would be reverb (or Klondike bar) that'd be felt.

Exception...
I think the word you're looking for is 'Exceptional'.

FYP.

Let me know when the Klondike/spanking extravaganza is to take place, and I shall clear my calendar.

Sweet talker.

Zilla is scandalized by that pic, and what the hell is going on with the lips and/or breast situation there? No bueno.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Lions and tigers and bears............Oh my!

 

[Saucyminx]

*grumble grumble* alarm didn't go off, racing around like a maniac *whinge whine* no time to make coffee *grouch grouch* 4 hours in the car tomorrow, starting at 6 fucking a.m. aka the buttcrack of dawn, with a coworker I don't care for *pout stomp* stupid team building exercises *fuss fuss*

Ok I'm done now.

 

[Eilan]

Spent a few days in another city meeting one of my Facebook besties in person. *swoon*

 

[Saucyminx]

I hope you survived your day, little lady.

My husband may not see today out. *hormonal rampage*

Did crazy penis survive?

I did, just barely. My colleagues and I volunteered at a food bank today in Phila. The 22 of us processed 17,000 lbs of frozen meat in 4 hours. I think I might need 2 large Swedish men to give me a massage, as I'm going to be a bit sore tomorrow.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan quoth:
spent a few days in another city meeting one of my facebook besties in person. *swoon*

very cool!

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Just. Saved only by chocolate.

I imagine many men have been saved by chocolate.

I'm sleepy, and there are no large Swedish men in sight. *pouts*

 

[Saucyminx]

"I don't want my cooter doing jedi mind tricks on me like Obi-vag-kenobi." - Susie Essman on The Nightly Show

That might be one of the best things I've ever heard. I snorted.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'd be happy with one stubbly Australian.

Dirty smut

 

[Saucyminx]

Hugh would do!

Damn straight he would. Let's have a moment in Hugh's honor. *sigh*

 

[Saucyminx]

That time when you woke up slapping yourself across the face because you're dreaming there's a spider on your cheek.


Or you HOPE it was just a dream.

Did you ever get that one out of your ear?

Today is taking for-freaking-ever.

 

[NightL]

That time when you woke up slapping yourself across the face because you're dreaming there's a spider on your cheek.


Or you HOPE it was just a dream.

Did you ever get that one out of your ear?

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Too hot for Lit

 

[Miles Long]

Minxy, I'm going to Exxxotica Chicago tonight! Wish you were here!

 

[Miles Long]

Slut guts.

Jealous hoor!

 

[Saucyminx]

Minxy, I'm going to Exxxotica Chicago tonight! Wish you were here!

So do I! Have fun for me and let me know how it is. I guess I'm stuck with NJ. Neither of us could get off work for this one.

On a happy note, my son that I didn't give birth to, has come to visit. I love that kid so much.

 

[Saucyminx]

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[Wild_Honey_66]

Surgery Day, which means it's also 'cram a weeks' worth of errands into 2-4 hours' day.



how am I supposed to meet people if I'm here all of the time?

what do they expect me to do... go online and make friends on the Internet?!?

 

[Saucyminx]

Surgery Day, which means it's also 'cram a weeks' worth of errands into 2-4 hours' day.



how am I supposed to meet people if I'm here all of the time?

what do they expect me to do... go online and make friends on the Internet?!?

Pounce! Lots of luck for quick and as painless as possible for the lil honey, and lots of luck on those errands for our Honey.

Set up a cattle call for the 2 hours during her next surgery. Have them send in head shots, and references. It will help you weed out the ones you aren't interested in. Or the internet works.