Wild_Honey_66
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you're back!
Possibly....
and will you document this little journey as well?
Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations
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you're back!
and will you document this little journey as well?
Wild_Honey_66
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hehehe
'today I took a leisurely stroll along the paths in my knot garden, and 'round and 'round the heady-scented centerpiece...'
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hehehe
'today I took a leisurely stroll along the paths in my knot garden, and 'round and 'round the heady-scented centerpiece...'
'... when suddenly, through the thicket, the Mast Of Creation appeared!'
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Wild_Honey_66
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I had thought that my crazy mother and my crazy ex had ruined my evening with their oversharing on my little one's FB update page...
but you wonderful people have redeemed it, and put a smile back on my face. thank you!
now I am going to sleep before they ruin it again. goodnight!
but you wonderful people have redeemed it, and put a smile back on my face. thank you!
now I am going to sleep before they ruin it again. goodnight!
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Mine doesn't create much anymore other than a mess, but it sure does appreciate a lovely garden.
Saucyminx
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I've seen two births, so can I just sit in the waiting room and smoke cigars with the menfolk until the announcement?
Meh. You know I'd glove up and catch if you needed me to, or rub your back, or continually slap Crazy Penis for getting you into this mess in the first place, whatever you needed.
I'm easy. (I threw a softball out there for your Em. Have at.)
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Could someone please explain to me why retro and zombie threads are being resurrected? Please please please?
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Three here of the up-close-and-personal variety. I'll take a scotch with my cigar, thank you very much. Yes, of course I mean single malt.
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Or I suspect any others either.
I'm going to have to google a Vine.
I think they are only 30 second vids so the birth would be lickety split--ok, just grossed even myself out with that phrase.
n00bs? or maybe it finally is the zombie (thread) apocalypse? It's Friday. I'm sorry I'm no help whatsoever.
Pfft. As if there was ever any doubt.
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I've done my birthing support for ever, thank you. One of the midwives asked me afterwards if I'd ever thought of training as a midwife!
Short of working in an old people's home, I can scarcely think of anything worse. And for similar reasons.
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that's alright, Des, you can go have yourself a drink with Saucy and Yank and the rest.
Rainy, I'll happily be on-call for any sort of assisstance you might need.
(I don't suppose I ought to tell Des what happened to the placentas after my home births...
*snicker*)
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that's alright, Des, you can go have yourself a drink with Saucy and Yank and the rest.
Rainy, I'll happily be on-call for any sort of assisstance you might need.
(I don't suppose I ought to tell Des what happened to the placentas after my home births...
I assume you put them into an omelette, like any decent person?
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(I don't suppose I ought to tell Des what happened to the placentas after my home births...
The Lustrous One has this covered.
She has a Thermomix...
... hot, wet rice.
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I was wondering when the placenta jokes were going to begin.
I already offered my in room support should you want it. I would probably spend most of the time flirting with the nurses, and the Dr, and possibly the orderlies.
You know I'm a dirty smut.
I'm catering a party tomorrow at 4 pm, but don't know what the menu will be until I hit the farmer's market tomorrow morning. And I don't have a thermomix. *cries*
I already offered my in room support should you want it. I would probably spend most of the time flirting with the nurses, and the Dr, and possibly the orderlies.
You know I'm a dirty smut.
I'm catering a party tomorrow at 4 pm, but don't know what the menu will be until I hit the farmer's market tomorrow morning. And I don't have a thermomix. *cries*
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today's a great day to live in this country.
that is all.
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that is all.
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silverwhisper
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a lot of our resident shitheads are insisting that if this decision was the result they'd leave for canada.
you know...the exact same shitheads that hate socialized medicine. who wanna flee to a nation where gay marriage is already the law. :>
i say nobody should tell the fuckers: addition through subtraction!
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you know...the exact same shitheads that hate socialized medicine. who wanna flee to a nation where gay marriage is already the law. :>
i say nobody should tell the fuckers: addition through subtraction!
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fire_breeze
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Yeah, those are pretty hysterical
And not to mention that our schools teach evolution, world religions and sex ed. And we're godless Pinkos with our metric system, universal health care, socialised programmes, no gun obsession and British spelling 
.But honestly, send them up here. We can always settle them up North. They'd leave after the first storm. It'll be good for them, sort of tough love/military school
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Yeah, those are pretty hysterical
But honestly, send them up here. We can always settle them up North. They'd leave after the first storm. It'll be good for them, sort of tough love/military school
The spelling alone would drive me out of my mind. But the poutine is so much better in Canada than here in the U.S., though there's a local place that promises to make lobster poutine later next month.
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*laugh* I had a student from Alabama, who pulled me aside and asked if it was okay that he used American spelling as opposed to Canadian/British (I use the latter on my slides). It took me every ounce not to laugh when I told him that it's perfectly fine and nobody would care. He was so earnest!
I would hope that poutine is better here than it is there! Come up to Montreal, and I'll take you to one of the best poutine bars here
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*laugh* I had a student from Alabama, who pulled me aside and asked if it was okay that he used American spelling as opposed to Canadian/British (I use the latter on my slides). It took me every ounce not to laugh when I told him that it's perfectly fine and nobody would care. He was so earnest!
I would hope that poutine is better here than it is there! Come up to Montreal, and I'll take you to one of the best poutine bars here
I'd love that. Just let me see if I can talk my cardiologist into making the trip with me.
