Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[fire_breeze]

I'd love that. Just let me see if I can talk my cardiologist into making the trip with me.

Sign up for one of the gazillion bike marathons, or go to one of the eleventy billion street festival and you'll be fine

 

[midwestyankee]

Sign up for one of the gazillion bike marathons, or go to one of the eleventy billion street festival and you'll be fine

Or I could chase you around the Old Port area. Loser buys at Les Filles du Roy.

 

[fire_breeze]

Or I could chase you around the Old Port area. Loser buys at Les Filles du Roy.

The Old Port? For food? Really? Well, you're buying so okay

 

[Saucyminx]

I often forget I have some Lit folks on my Facebook.... and one such case is today when I just overshared a baby kicking pregnant belly video. Suck it up, bitches. (Sorry!)

Love it! Sweetheart, you know you can't gross me out by now. Babyminx is going to throw herself on the floor. She's ready to fly over and nanny for you.

 

[Saucyminx]

She really should do a gap year here and be my slave. I mean nanny.

She would probably be totally ok with that.

 

[Emerson40]

a lot of our resident shitheads are insisting that if this decision was the result they'd leave for canada.

you know...the exact same shitheads that hate socialized medicine. who wanna flee to a nation where gay marriage is already the law. :>

i say nobody should tell the fuckers: addition through subtraction!

ed

Yeah, those are pretty hysterical And not to mention that our schools teach evolution, world religions and sex ed. And we're godless Pinkos with our metric system, universal health care, socialised programmes, no gun obsession and British spelling .

But honestly, send them up here. We can always settle them up North. They'd leave after the first storm. It'll be good for them, sort of tough love/military school

For the next little while, whenever I am having a bad day, I will remind myself that some confederate-flag wearin' homophobes had a pretty devastating week.

And I will feel better. Much better.

 

[Saucyminx]

Farmer's market produce frenzy! Woohoo!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hooray! I bought two pounds of local cherries from our market today. I was going to make clafoutis for the first time in years, but they are so insanely good I may just gorge my way through the bag like a six year old.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

For the next little while, whenever I am having a bad day, I will remind myself that some confederate-flag wearin' homophobes had a pretty devastating week.

And I will feel better. Much better.

I happened upon a most surprising snippet of porn not long ago. two good ol' boys with beer bellies and Doritos in their beards engaging in some decidedly un-homophobic activities while a country singer crooned in the background. there may even have been a confederate flag on the wall.

what would their hunting buddies say?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hooray! I bought two pounds of local cherries from our market today. I was going to make clafoutis for the first time in years, but they are so insanely good I may just gorge my way through the bag like a six year old.

I can't think of cherries without remembering the cherry lady in The Witches of Eastwick.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I can't think of cherries without remembering the cherry lady in The Witches of Eastwick.

Who she?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Who she?

the crazy church lady? it wasn't pretty.

 

[imemkay]

the crazy church lady? it wasn't pretty.

Not pretty at all! I couldn't eat cherries for a long while after that scene.

 

[Saucyminx]

Hooray! I bought two pounds of local cherries from our market today. I was going to make clafoutis for the first time in years, but they are so insanely good I may just gorge my way through the bag like a six year old.

So which did you do? Were you be-aproned today and baking? Or spitting cherry pits in the trash? Or both?

I happened upon a most surprising snippet of porn not long ago. two good ol' boys with beer bellies and Doritos in their beards engaging in some decidedly un-homophobic activities while a country singer crooned in the background. there may even have been a confederate flag on the wall.

what would their hunting buddies say?

Hmmm, maybe 'my turn next'? The doritos are what make it hot, or um, ok, maybe not so much.

Not pretty at all! I couldn't eat cherries for a long while after that scene.

*smooch* Missed ya lady.

 

[imemkay]

Awwww you're gonna make me blush.
Missed you, too!!

 

[silverwhisper]

if you haven't gone to see inside-out, go. the only thing not to like about this film is the title. absolutely fantastic.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

I loved it too!

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy quoth:
i loved it too!

ya, definitely amazing. my niece & nephew liked it but my wife & i absolutely loved it. brilliant script!

ed

 

[PeteHulbert37]

if you haven't gone to see inside-out, go. the only thing not to like about this film is the title. absolutely fantastic.

ed

I agree. I thought took my daughter to it Saturday. We both really enjoyed it.

 

[Saucyminx]

I could quite happiily wake up to a dream like that everyday, though I'm not getting much work done due to being extremely distracted.

Thank goodness for iced coffee.

Why don't they make sundresses for women with breasts??? I look like a harlot, a cool summery harlot.

 

[Saucyminx]

This is problematic how?

Well, apparently I'm showing enough cleavage and thigh, that 18 wheel truck drivers are looking down at me while doing 80 down the interstate instead of where they are going. I don't want to cause an accident.

It is really fuckin cute though. It's a coral colored babydoll dress with spagetti straps and a very deep v.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Oh, I can already envision the headlines:


"Boob Mayhem on High Roads"

 

[Saucyminx]

Next time I will take a jacket.

My internet connection is down--posting from my phone and this totally sucks.

 

[imemkay]

Well, holy fucking shit.

 

[imemkay]

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the days of kid drool.

*hands RS a tissue*