Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[imemkay]

Mine still cuddles, but not as much as she used to. She's also not leaving home and says that when she's a doctor she'll build a house we can both live in, even when I'm an "old grandma".

When is the parrot expedition?

 

[imemkay]

Naaw. Bless her.

I have no idea. I'm not sure where she will find the time between building homes for the homeless and ruling all of Equestria.

What a busy girl your little one is! And very kind, as well.

 

[Saucyminx]

Mine still cuddles, but not as much as she used to. She's also not leaving home and says that when she's a doctor she'll build a house we can both live in, even when I'm an "old grandma".

When is the parrot expedition?

Mine made the same offer for when she's a Dr, but threw in that I will have to take care of her children. I am totally down with that.

Naaw. Bless her.

I have no idea. I'm not sure where she will find the time between building homes for the homeless and ruling all of Equestria.

I will be able to say I knew the Empress of Equestria when she was known as the CHW. Sweet!

 

[Emerson40]

if you haven't gone to see inside-out, go. the only thing not to like about this film is the title. absolutely fantastic.

ed

Good flick, bit of a melancholy vibe at times, but fun movie.


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[Emerson40]

I happened upon a most surprising snippet of porn not long ago. two good ol' boys with beer bellies and Doritos in their beards engaging in some decidedly un-homophobic activities while a country singer crooned in the background. there may even have been a confederate flag on the wall.

what would their hunting buddies say?

Eww. Country music...Just eww.

Try redtube dot com next time, instead of rednecktube dot com, just so you don't get put off your corn-chip snacks.

Not pretty at all! I couldn't eat cherries for a long while after that scene.

imemkay! Welcome back! Hope you're feeling better!

I could quite happiily wake up to a dream like that everyday, though I'm not getting much work done due to being extremely distracted.

Thank goodness for iced coffee.

Why don't they make sundresses for women with breasts??? I look like a harlot, a cool summery harlot.

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[imemkay]

Mine made the same offer for when she's a Dr, but threw in that I will have to take care of her children. I am totally down with that.

Oh, mine threw that in there, too. Like you, I'm totally fine with that!

Good flick, bit of a melancholy vibe at times, but fun movie.

I wanted to go see that movie last week. My daughter wanted Jurassic World, instead. I thought I'd win her over with the fact that it's about what goes in the mind of an 11 yr old. Her response was "I'm 11. I know what goes on in there, I don't need to see a movie about it." Sassy pants!

 

[imemkay]

Oh, and Buzzfeed really hit the nail, or boob, on the head with that one.

 

[Saucyminx]

Absolutely.

 

[imemkay]

imemkay! Welcome back! Hope you're feeling better!

Yes, much better, thank you!

 

[silverwhisper]

em: wow, i thought it was absolutely fantastic.

nice to see you imemkay! perhaps next weekend?

ed

 

[imemkay]

em: wow, i thought it was absolutely fantastic.

nice to see you imemkay! perhaps next weekend?

ed

Maybe. My niece is staying with us for a week at the end of the month, she'll go with me for sure!

 

[silverwhisper]

i was shocked my niece & nephew (10 and 9 respectively) didn't love it.

but then again, maybe that shouldn't surprise me...

ed

 

[imemkay]

i was shocked my niece & nephew (10 and 9 respectively) didn't love it.

but then again, maybe that shouldn't surprise me...

ed

That's about the age they start thinking they're too cool for just about everything.

 

[silverwhisper]

i guess? don't have any myself so i wouldn't know.

ed

 

[Emerson40]

em: wow, i thought it was absolutely fantastic.

ed

I'm in a weird headspace these days, dealing with some stuff that makes me a little sensitive to things the average bear doesn't pick up. I would place little credence in my movie reviews these days.

My daughter really, really liked it.

i was shocked my niece & nephew (10 and 9 respectively) didn't love it.

but then again, maybe that shouldn't surprise me...

ed

I have been told on more than one occasion that, at times, I behave like a ten year old...

coincidence

 

[fire_breeze]

So... I actually watched the first instalment of Zoo. Is it wrong of me that I felt guilty and liked it at the same time?

 

[talikat]

OMG my ears are bleeding now!! A friend of mine sent me this link of Kanye singing or trying to at least.

You suck Kanye!! Freddie Mercury you ain't!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btE8hP1iYkE

 

[Ubernaught]

So I'm thinking about surgery in Mexico. What say you?

Why mess with perfection?

 

[midwestyankee]

So I'm thinking about surgery in Mexico. What say you?

You're learning the wrong things from Emerson. Just saying.

 

[Saucyminx]

So I'm thinking about surgery in Mexico. What say you?

Why is she smiling??? What could she possibly have to smile about? I bet that came with a free side of tetnus.

 

[Emerson40]

So I'm thinking about surgery in Mexico. What say you?

"Buenos Dias Señora Shine. Have you looked through the brochures and seen a pair of breasts you would like?"

"Yes, I looked at them, but there was nothing there that blew my hair back.
So I brought a picture of what I'm looking for"

*hands surgeono de la plastico a photo*

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"Ah, I see. This is what you want?"

"Oh yes! Those eyes,"

*cups and holds her tits*

"Put 'em here."

 

[Emerson40]

You're learning the wrong things from Emerson. Just saying.

It is nice to finally see some ROI from that purchase of 'How To Win Friends And Influence People'.

 

[Emerson40]

OMG my ears are bleeding now!! A friend of mine sent me this link of Kanye singing or trying to at least.

You suck Kanye!! Freddie Mercury you ain't!!

You may appreciate this, especially during this time, when flags are so prevalent in the news.

Somebody made a flag of Kim K giving Ray J a BJ, and waved it about during Kanye's performance at Glastonbury.


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I certainly appreciate this person's way of thinking...

 

[imemkay]

I certainly appreciate this person's way of thinking...

HAHAHA The person is a genius!

 

[Eilan]

Wow. I haven't been here since June 19.