Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[talikat]

You may appreciate this, especially during this time, when flags are so prevalent in the news.

Somebody made a flag of Kim K giving Ray J a BJ, and waved it about during Kanye's performance at Glastonbury.


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I certainly appreciate this person's way of thinking...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome!!!

 

[Saucyminx]

those things actually look like they hurt. In a daily basis it looks like they are tearing away from her body.
My eyes are here, doctoro!

Those things hurt to look at. And they are probably trying to get away! Who would post a picture of those horrible tits anywhere except a medical journal of botched boob jobs? It looks like it was done with a couple of jailai balls and a staple gun.

Beaker's eyes are much too close together to resemble that mess.

On a different note, I really wish it was 'No bra Thursday' chez Minx, but alas I have to go pick up the girlchild at the library.

 

[Saucyminx]

Wow. That poster was so cock struck, they could use neither the return key nor the space bar.

Now, don't get me wrong--I know all about being cock struck--but no excuse for a wall of text. No excuse at all.

 

[Saucyminx]

Cock struck! Hahaha THAT is where I go wrong!

Well, that and that wrong turn at Albequerque.

I was writing for a bit. It's only a page, and it sure as hell isn't Shakespeare but at least it's something.

 

[imemkay]

And she didn't even aswer the question. WTH?!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Well, apparently I'm showing enough cleavage and thigh, that 18 wheel truck drivers are looking down at me while doing 80 down the interstate instead of where they are going. I don't want to cause an accident.

It is really fuckin cute though. It's a coral colored babydoll dress with spagetti straps and a very deep v.

Pix to my PM box or it didn't happen!

 

[NippleMuncher]

So I'm thinking about surgery in Mexico. What say you?

OMFG!!!!! That is why I hate fakies, they ALL look that way to me, and how can that be any fun to play with? I'd say that it is the rare instance that I can't spot them, but I don't want to challenge Emerson . . .

On a different note, I really wish it was 'No bra Thursday' chez Minx, but alas I have to go pick up the girlchild at the library.

Honey, it is your parental duty to embarrass your childrens at every opportunity! FWIW, it's always braless day at chez NippleMuncher!

I was writing for a bit. It's only a page, and it sure as hell isn't Shakespeare but at least it's something.

What?!?!?!? You were writhing again?!?!?!? Why was I not on that recipient list??!!?!?! On a scale of 1 to 10, break that fucking knob off and go to 15 when it come to your writing! I'm just say'n . . .

 

[NippleMuncher]

What?!?!?!? You were writhing again?!?!?!? Why was I not on that recipient list??!!?!?!

writhing, writing, po-TAY-toe, po-TAH-toe . . .

 

[Emerson40]

Wow. I haven't been here since June 19.

Welcome back Eilan!

Almost didn't recognize you without your lovely 'Tummy by Eilan' AV.




Nipple Muncher, imemkay, and Eilan reappearances... Some sunshine, a little swollen Rainshine, and the potential of Saucy's silk belt coming loose are bringin' them to the yard.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Welcome back Eilan!

Almost didn't recognize you without your lovely 'Tummy by Eilan' AV.

Wait, WHAT?!?!?! eilan doesn't have her raspberrylicious av up anymore? WTF?!?!?!?!?! I thought the poll determined that the belly button av was to stay up in perpetuity!

 

[Emerson40]

Argh!

Six flights so far, in July.

Too much of this month is going to be spent between 22,000 and 35,000 ft in the air, and many, many miles from home.

I need some sea level, my toes in the sand. I need to be with my wee ones, close to my tribe.

I am homesick and tired, and need home for a rest.

 

[pplwatching]

I am homesick and tired, and need home for a rest.

I feel for you. The worst is those late night flights home after a full day of work, where I can't sleep and am too fidgety to read or even watch a flick. That's the longest 3ish hours ever. Heaven is looking in on the kids and slipping into bed to a warm wife, even if she is sleeping.

I hope you get a chance to decompress and reconnect soon.

ETA a blurt. Heard somewhere that the inspiration for Blue Oyster Cult's Lips in the Hills was seeing a woman nurse her baby. I always guessed either that or 'nether lips, but then I always was a pervy young man.

 

[Saucyminx]

Pix to my PM box or it didn't happen!

So go look in your pm box.

Honey, it is your parental duty to embarrass your childrens at every opportunity! FWIW, it's always braless day at chez NippleMuncher!


What?!?!?!? You were writhing again?!?!?!? Why was I not on that recipient list??!!?!?! On a scale of 1 to 10, break that fucking knob off and go to 15 when it come to your writing! I'm just say'n . . .

There is embarrassing the children and then there is scaring the children. Will no one think of the children???

Argh!

Six flights so far, in July.

Too much of this month is going to be spent between 22,000 and 35,000 ft in the air, and many, many miles from home.

I need some sea level, my toes in the sand. I need to be with my wee ones, close to my tribe.

I am homesick and tired, and need home for a rest.

Big hugs my friend--and no I'm not putting on a bra first.

Blurt: I just watched 7 Brides for 7 Brothers. I remembered liking the dancing when I was a kid. Watching it now is sort of horrifying, storywise. Julie Newmar still looks fucking amazing in a corset and drawers though. just saying.

 

[Saucyminx]

I got out of that store without punching that woman in the face. I deserve a cookie. I thought I was going to need bail.

 

[imemkay]

Argh!

Six flights so far, in July.

Too much of this month is going to be spent between 22,000 and 35,000 ft in the air, and many, many miles from home.

I need some sea level, my toes in the sand. I need to be with my wee ones, close to my tribe.

I am homesick and tired, and need home for a rest.

Em, I hope you get some family time soon. Hold them close and tight.

I got out of that store without punching that woman in the face. I deserve a cookie. I thought I was going to need bail.

Proud of you! Some people just have no idea how close they come to being knocked out on a daily basis.

 

[Ubernaught]

I don't know you at all but that was super smooth. . Niiice.

I have my moments. Rarely, mind you, but I do have them.

 

[Saucyminx]

So tired today even my hair is sleepy.

Just ordered Orson Scott Card's Maps in a Mirror for my Kindle. The man is an undeniable dickhead, but some of his short stories have stayed in my head for decades. Now, he can scare the shit out of Babyminx. She likes that sort of thing.

Harlan Ellison tells a mean short story too--can't abide him as a person either.

Back on my head.

 

[pplwatching]

A whole day to myself and not a thing to do! Lost...

Catch up on your sleep before the baby comes

And congratulations on successfully ushering in your new family member.

 

[Saucyminx]

*hugs* Hang in there lovely.


Ok, the crazy dreams can stop any time now. I'm tired of waking up in the middle of the night. *sigh* I just need a couple more hours.

At least my divorce lawyer didn't steal my car in the bunch last night.The last part of the last dream was that I was too tired to get up and was going back to bed. Stupid work. Stupid bills. *stomp stomp grump grumble*

 

[Saucyminx]

First sign of pregnancy for me... Those crazy dreams.

Just sayin. *laugh*

If we were on the same continent, I would drive to you and bite your leg, pregnant lady or not, as at my age, that would be much more tragedy than comedy, and not a happy ending in sight.

I dream like that all the time and since there are 2, and only 2, minxspring romping around I think I'm safe.

First sign for me is uncontrollable vomiting for 3 months, and not wanting coffee. I think the second one is also a sign of the apocalypse---coffeepotcalypse? Sorry! I need a nap.

 

[pplwatching]

We haven't yet. This is my real high risk period now. We'll see.

I hope that you, your family, and your newest addition are blessed with an uneventful remainder of your pregnancy.

 

[Saucyminx]

A biter, huh?!!

Only for you sugar. *waggles eyebrows*

 

[Saucyminx]

Why do they always schedule long, drawn out, boring, meetings when I desperately am in need of a nap? I'm nearly in a coma here. I may need to slither out of here and go in search of chocolate.

 

[Emerson40]

Creepy stuff!

‘The Watcher': Chilling Letters From Unknown Stalker Force New Jersey Family From Dream Home

It was a million-dollar dream home for one family, located in picturesque Westfield, New Jersey — until the letters started showing up.

The threatening notes were signed by someone calling himself “The Watcher,” and the messages were so disturbing they forced the family out of the $1.3 million, six-bedroom home, leaving the rest of the town on edge, according to WPIX.

The troubling messages are detailed in a lawsuit against the former owners, the real estate company, and others.

The plaintiffs, Derek and Maria Broaddus, claim the previous owners were so desperate to sell the house they covered up the haunting “claim of a right of possession and/or ownership of the home and his nefarious intentions.”

After moving in to the spacious new home, the couple say they received a letter in May of 2014 from The Watcher informing them that the home “has been the subject of my family for decades,” and that “I have be (sic) put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming.”

The Watcher claims that his father and grandfather before him watched the house, and that “It is now my time . . . you don’t want to make 657 Boulevard unhappy.”

The couple claims the previous owners knew about the disturbing letters and withheld the information.

“I asked the Woods (the previous owners) to bring me young blood,” the letter menaced. “Have they found what is in the walls yet? In time they will.”

“Who has the bedrooms facing the street? I’ll know as soon as you move in . . . then I can plan better,” the chilling letter reads. “I am pleased to know your names now and the name of the young blood you have brought me.”

The first letter was followed by two others, and left the couple “consumed daily by stress, anxiety, and fear regarding what “The Watcher” will do,” according to the suit.​

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[Miles Long]

I'm tempted to buy that house and slap my junk up against the windows. Write some letters about that, you crazy house stalker!