Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[OTCurve]

Of course. See if you can find Highspire Rye down yonder. It's a recipe from a distillery in the town I grew up in, but closed during prohibition. It's pretty good, but you can't get it up here--only down South.

I shall keep an eye out for it. <hic>

Any wine tastings in your future? I never could get used to the grape myself, maybe I just haven't found the right one.

 

[Emerson40]

Aww sweetie, don't fuss on my account.

It's no fuss at all. Place needs the windows opened up, and the sheets pulled off the furnishings anyway.

Take a wee peek in the closet. I lubed up the bearings in your roller skates for ya!

Happy Mother's Day lovelies.

And to you Lustrous One.

Also, I caught the first peek of it a day or two ago, but this is the first I'm able to comment - What a radiant, beautiful AV you've blessed us with. Beauty without, within.

 

[Saucyminx]

I shall keep an eye out for it. <hic>

Any wine tastings in your future? I never could get used to the grape myself, maybe I just haven't found the right one.

One this weekend, and then yet another next weekend. You know, just in case I miss anything this weekend.

It's no fuss at all. Place needs the windows opened up, and the sheets pulled off the furnishings anyway.

Take a wee peek in the closet. I lubed up the bearings in your roller skates for ya!

You know how I like a well lubed skate. Um, wait. . .

And to you Lustrous One.

Also, I caught the first peek of it a day or two ago, but this is the first I'm able to comment - What a radiant, beautiful AV you've blessed us with. Beauty without, within.

She is just ridiculously gorgeous, isn't she?

 

[OTCurve]

One this weekend, and then yet another next weekend. You know, just in case I miss anything this weekend.

Excellent research skills. <nods wisely>

Do share your findings with the rest of the class...when your head stops pounding.

 

[Miles Long]

I'm about to lose all my music cred with this post but here it is...

I like James Blunt's new song. I like the big 80s ballad feel it has.

There. I said it. *exhales slowly*

Don't give me those eyes...

What music cred?

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm about to lose all my music cred with this post but here it is...

I like James Blunt's new song. I like the big 80s ballad feel it has.

There. I said it. *exhales slowly*

Don't give me those eyes...

It's ok. It's not like you said you were cashing in to go follow Nickelback, in which case we would have to stage an intervention, involving Eddie Vedder to lure you...wait, could we maybe do that anyway?

What music cred?

Brutal.

 

[Emerson40]

Apparently, 'cred' is the short form of credulousness, in the land of roos and dingos.

Whodathunk?

 

[Saucyminx]

Fuck you all!!

Except Saucy, who saved the day with Eddie.

Let's have a moment for that sexy fucker with the velvet voice, shall we?

 

[Emerson40]

Let's have a moment for that sexy fucker with the velvet voice, shall we?

Aw, shucks.

*blushes*

Ol' Eddie has himself a decent set of pipes too, you know.

 

[Saucyminx]

Aw, shucks.

*blushes*

Ol' Eddie has himself a decent set of pipes too, you know.

*blinks* I got you to blush? Sweet buttery Moses, someone make a note!

A moment would be all it would take with him in the room.

Holla!

Sometimes champagne and strawberries are simply a moral imperative.

 

[glynndah]

I saw Miles Long holding a baby again today. I'm not going to lie, my ovaries exploded.

In a good way or so they could never, ever be used again sort of way?

 

[Saucyminx]

I saw Miles Long holding a baby again today. I'm not going to lie, my ovaries exploded.

Hawt. The man with the baby, not the ovary explosion,. Ok, well maybe a lil.

 

[OTCurve]

I saw Miles Long holding a baby again today. I'm not going to lie, my ovaries exploded.

That goes on the list of phrases that could be taken two very different ways. (Such as "you can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor")

 

[OTCurve]

It will just add to your mystery... <nods wisely>

 

[Saucyminx]

I tend to struggle with real life relationships with other women.

Did you ever have that one friend who runs out your sympathy, and you need to have that 'come to Jesus' moment with them?

Today such a moment shall be had. Either the drama will stop, or I must kiss her goodbye, and wish her all the luck in the world. Seriously, bitch is gonna need it.

 

[pplwatching]

Did you ever have that one friend who runs out your sympathy, and you need to have that 'come to Jesus' moment with them?

Some people perpetuate their own problems, and it's not just women.

http://www.supergrove.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/drama-llama-3-1000-images-about-drama-llamas-on-pinterest.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

Some people perpetuate their own problems, and it's not just women.

http://www.supergrove.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/drama-llama-3-1000-images-about-drama-llamas-on-pinterest.jpg

Very true.


Midnight Meat Train--not a porno, writing even worse than one with one. Couldn't even be salvaged by Bradley Cooper's dreamy self. The things you will watch because your daughter asks you to.

Now I'm going to have to go watch Jason Moamoa's workout videos to wipe that movie from my memory.

 

[Emerson40]

Very true.


Midnight Meat Train--not a porno, writing even worse than one with one. Couldn't even be salvaged by Bradley Cooper's dreamy self. The things you will watch because your daughter asks you to.

Now I'm going to have to go watch Jason Moamoa's workout videos to wipe that movie from my memory.

And she's leavin' (leavin')
Taking the midnight meat train, to Georgia.
Then she's leavin' (leavin')
On the finger-bang train to Moamoa
Getting off the midnight meat train
Said she's goin' back
Goin' back to find
To a simpler place in time
Oh yes she is

 

[Saucyminx]

And she's leavin' (leavin')
Taking the midnight meat train, to Georgia.
Then she's leavin' (leavin')
On the finger-bang train to Moamoa
Getting off the midnight meat train
Said she's goin' back
Goin' back to find
To a simpler place in time
Oh yes she is

You are just not right. Thank goodness.

 

[Emerson40]

Did you have the conductor validate your ticket?





Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, knowwhatImean?

 

[Saucyminx]

Did you have the conductor validate your ticket?





Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, knowwhatImean?

Um no, for once I don't think I know what you mean.

 

[Emerson40]

That might make two of us.

 

[Emerson40]

That cheese sauce was the cheesiest!

 

[Saucyminx]

Why do people "leave" only to come back with a new name when everyone knows it's them anyway?

Identity crisis?

Marvel comics "If I just put on a hoodie no one will recognize me" syndrome?

They are dumb?

I like the ones with several alts who think no one knows it's them, esp when they post in the same style they always did.

 

[midwestyankee]

Identity crisis?

Marvel comics "If I just put on a hoodie no one will recognize me" syndrome?

They are dumb?

I like the ones with several alts who think no one knows it's them, esp when they post in the same style they always did.

Can you tell this is me?