Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

I just read a Prasa thread. I have no idea what that was. I'm just sitting here blinking slowly.

 

[Miles Long]

Smokin hot in a suit

I truly can't understand how he is single. He's basically the ideal man, filthy, funny, kind, smoking hot, GREAT taste in friends.

A guy could get used to waking up to posts like this!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

I'm sure you've got it in you!

I made it. Damn they are tired however. I now know why you see a few ducks way up north in the winter. That are saying "fuck that's a long ways, I'll just deal with the cold rather than flap all that distance."

 

[Saucyminx]

Deadline met--so they handed me another new big project.

 

[Emerson40]

Tired as fuck.

Hot as fuck.

Big as fuck.

Fast as fuck.

Horny as fuck.



'As Fuck' seems like a fine, adaptable unit of measure, not hindered by the constraints of metric vs. imperial, usable in many situations and applicable when dealing with weight, volume, temperature, time, energy, etc.


Let's all adopt 'as fuck' into our lexicon.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's easy as fuck to do.

 

[Saucyminx]

Thoroughly as fuck

 

[Emerson40]

Dependable as fuck.

 

[Emerson40]

Harsh as fuck.

 

[Emerson40]

Indisputable as fuck!

 

[Miles Long]

Fuck as fuck.

 

[Emerson40]

Obvious as fuck.

 

[Emerson40]

Previous page is sweary as fuck.

 

[pplwatching]

Deadline met--so they handed me another new big project.

Make yourself indispensable as fuck and you will be fucking indispensable as fuck, plus get a fuck ton more fucking work (as fuck).

I'm not usually a potty mouth, but it seems to be de rigueur.

 

[pplwatching]

When you're woken at 3am by the rain on the roof and your husband is in England, what more is there to do than fuck ones self.

I love the sound of rain on the roof, and the sound of self gratification. I approve of the combination. Carry on.

 

[pplwatching]

Em and his foul mouth.

I am humbled by his aptitude. I need to add a few choice words into my vocabulary and work on my delivery.

 

[Emerson40]

Random, unsolicited advice:

"Never put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth."​

 

[pplwatching]

Oh, I did. A number of times.

Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

 

[Emerson40]

Proficient as fuck!

 

[pplwatching]

Random, unsolicited advice:

"Never put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth."​

The vagina advice is wasted on me, but TIL how to indent text! Learn something new every day!

Although there are quite a few things that I would put in my mouth that seem unsuitable for the bearded clam.

 

[pplwatching]

Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

 

[Miles Long]

Fickity Fackity!

 

[Saucyminx]

Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

Baby please. You are making a German spectacle of yourself.

Cold as fucking fuck!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

When you're woken at 3am by the rain on the roof and your husband is in England, what more is there to do than fuck ones self.

Ah yes, the midnight sneak attack on yourself. Enjoyable as fuck.

 

[Emerson40]

I just read a Prasa thread. I have no idea what that was. I'm just sitting here blinking slowly.

I truly can't understand how he is single. He's basically the ideal man, filthy, funny, kind, smoking hot, GREAT taste in friends.

This is how these consecutive posts from the previous page read, when not including the quote in the Lustrous One's post.

This tickled me something fierce for some reason, when reading back through.





Ah shit, I have a stitch in my side!