Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Miles Long]

Few things are as satisfying as oiling one's beard.

 

[Saucyminx]

Hello Sunday, we meet again!

I'm just at Sunday now-which will be brunch with the minx children and extreme pouting on the four hour drive home as is traditional.

 

[NightL]

Speaking of care packages. I'm getting to the point where I'm willing to pay someone to have sex with me. *sigh*

14 and likely the last.

lotto win?

 

[Saucyminx]

Afraid not!

In other news I’m laying on the floor of Minishine’s bedroom while he lays in his cot talking to himself like he’s at the loudest party a persons ever been to.

It’s 345am.

Oh tootsie, that sucks. Little booger. Good thing he's so damn cute.

If 14 is the progress I think it may be then, YAY!

I really want to go see the new Bladerunner movie, but I'm apprehensive.

 

[Saucyminx]

I’ve never seen Bladerunner but I say go see it anyway. That’s a bit how I feel about seeing It.

14 is not progress. There’s no progress going on on any front.

Boo on no sleep. Boo on no progress.

I liked the original Bladerunner. Think it was one of the first dates with the ex-husband. I had a serious thing for both Rutger Haur, and Harrison Ford back in the day. (And if I'm honest, Sean Young too.) Hubba hubba.

 

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Exhausted as hell and no sleep at all here as well.

 

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[Saucyminx]

Men are so complicated. I should have been born a lesbian, or with no sex drive.

I vote lesbian. Hubba hubba.

I’m going to need to see that dick pic first. So is Saucy Minx.

I'm in charge of quality control, you see.

Hey Des. Lovely to see you venture into the dangerous waters of the HT again.

Someone please send me to bed. Too much hocus pocus in a Honda Civic for one evening.

 

[pplwatching]

Someone please send me to bed. Too much hocus pocus in a Honda Civic for one evening.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Go to bed, but dream of hocus pocus.

 

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[Saucyminx]

That is truer than you intended it to be.

Isn't it always?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Go to bed, but dream of hocus pocus.

No, and I'm giving y'all a gift here. . .I agreed to a date with a magician. So go ahead. Get it all out of your systems, but before the carnage commences, here are the jokes that have already been made.
No, I did not make his dick disappear.
No, I did not pull a rabbit out of his pants/penis/ass.
And conversely, no, he did not pull a rabbit out of my pants or from any of my bits.
No, he didn't saw me in half with that thing.
So far, all he has done is take me for a ride in his new car, not in the mob sense, or Rainy would be requesting assistance to avenge my death, and not in the got laid sense either. Just checkin out the new whip.

The control is a given. The quality may vary.

Good to see you, too, Madame Minx. Look forward to that novel.

Novels are scary business. I've done two before, many many moons ago. Not sure I have that many words left up there in my brain, (due to excessive martinis, and occasionally excessive tequila consumption), but I suppose we shall see.

 

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[Saucyminx]

I hate the thought of words being finite. Do you think we have a limited supply?

Maybe that is what causes dementia. People simply run out of words.

I'll shut up now.

My mother still had plenty of words left during her bout with Alzheimers, so maybe not. She did however, run out of kind words.

With a short story, there is always an end in sight. The commitment isn't as big. The responsibility to your characters is much less. They are complicated in their own way, but the task doesn't seem on such a grand scale.

Novels are such a vast ocean of words that all need to connect in just the correct way or the reader is left marooned off on an island somewhere in the midst with no hope of escape, or much worse, some shitty sequel on which they have to paddle back to shore.

Jesus. I'm actually able to feel guilt for disappointing readers I haven't even written a damn story for yet.

 

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[Saucyminx]

Oceans of irrelevant and unnecessary guilt? Are you quite sure you aren't English?

Yep. Healthy dose of Irish and Welsh genes but no English. I would have made a spectacular Catholic though.

 

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[Saucyminx]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been 30 years since my last confession, and are you sitting comfortably?'

Can I get you a beverage? Perhaps a snack? We're gonna be here a good while, and you're probably going to need confession when we are done.

 

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