Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[pplwatching]

I offended someone today in regard to Hef's death. They made a comment that he had his 72 virgins on earth, and I piped up that I was pretty sure those weren't virgins. I guess his mom must have been a bunny or something as he got all tweaked. He knew some of those bunnies damn it! And my question "in the biblical sense?" just made things soooo much worse. *sigh*

Your rapier wit is showing. Some men just don't like women with sharp objects. (I do).

 

[Emerson40]

Wait, what.



Who's paying who now?

 

[Miles Long]

Cha-Ching!

 

[Emerson40]

Kickstarted!

 

[Miles Long]

Where's the link to Rainshine's gofuckme page?

 

[Miles Long]

I am glad you guys are getting such amusement out of my sexual despair.

I question so much in this life, but I always always know you guys have my back.

Twue

 

[Miles Long]

Why haven’t Uber gotten on board the sex home delivery thing yet.

You should fill that niche.

 

[Emerson40]

I am glad you guys are getting such amusement out of my sexual despair.

I question so much in this life, but I always always know you guys have my back.

So... less 'having' your back, more 'finishing' on your back?

 

[Emerson40]

Why are you paying?



Something's fucky...

 

[Emerson40]

You should fill that niche.

I don’t want to BE the hooker I want to HIRE the hooker.

What is all this talk of hookers filling your niche?


There must be a line of willing niche-fillers, all fine with your stipulating the wheres, hows, and hows manys.

 

[haha_on_me]

He says, from a safe distance.

From a distance, the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white.




Pfft, from a safe distance. *signs up as an Uber driver right this instance* dail an Uber-porn.

 

[Miles Long]

Ok I'll do it, but you have to take off the clown outfit first.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fF12SZcPQ1s/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Nobody said anything about clown outfits.





Toss in a couple of midgets, and there could be extra 'roses' left on the dresser.

 

[haha_on_me]

You're in for quite the drive, haha_ and you know I'm not sure I could handle your fee nor the loss of communication after I pay it.

Bah, I have momma AT&T covering my phone service, and besides, I'm a cheap date.

 

[Miles Long]

There seems to be a a real misconception about the queue at my door.




You're in for quite the drive, haha_ and you know I'm not sure I could handle your fee nor the loss of communication after I pay it.



That wig wouldn't fit in your cage.

Nor would those pants!

 

[Miles Long]

I'm fairly certain anyone entering your cage would not have pants on.

The cage is indeed a pants-free zone.

 

[Saucyminx]

My friend is sitting here in the hotel reading off names of restaurants to me because we are taking baby minx out to dinner tomorrow. I'm not listening. She seems to be enjoying herself though. Maybe she will even pick a place.

I chortled at the wig not fitting in Mr. Long's cage, and the pants free zone.

I need to go to bed. That was a really, really long drive.

 

[PuckIt]

If you’re willing to accept cash and never contact me again. Sure.

Though if I’m paying I will stipulate the wheres and hows, thank you very much.

https://media.tenor.co/images/96aab5c0755537c572eb77855706dcb5/tenor.gif

 

[Miles Long]

Cheers to the freakin' weekend.

 

[Miles Long]

We need some garlic naan up in this bitch.

 

[Saucyminx]

Haha. Give Baby Minx a squeeze for me.

Sleep well, my beautiful friend. Glad you arrived safe and sound.

Baby minx said thanks for the squeeze as she was riding the panther and heckling passers-by.

 

[Saucyminx]

I heard about you and that man.
There's just one thing I don't understand.
You say he's a liar and he put out your fire.
How come you still got his gun in your hand?

Victim of love, I see a broken heart.
You got your stories to tell.
Victim of love, it's such an easy part.
And you know how to play it so well.

 

[Saucyminx]

Football games are best when your team wins, it's perfect weather, and beer.

 

[Miles Long]

Of course, the one that catches my eye is “currently not available. “

Pervert.

 

[Miles Long]

We should always be exactly who we are.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/VKtsOAHDx1Luo/200.gif#0-grid1