Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Thanks for keeping me company on my way to work, Saucy!

My pleasure darling. I'm sorry we nearly wrecked your car during our giggle fits. BTW, I have never heard 'you fucking asshole' said to another driver sound so damn cute.

 

[Saucyminx]

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[Saucyminx]

Bwahahaha I can’t believe I nearly ran up his arse because I was laughing so much. I mean I can but jeepers.

We are funny as fuck. I have to figure out how to send you that FB convo. I was in total hysterics.

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On a totally different note, the words curb stomp don't often come up during a work meeting.

 

[Miles Long]

Click click click click click click

Oh, it's a turn signal.

 

[Miles Long]

Sometimes you are happy to bleed.

 

[Miles Long]

I didn’t realise my indicators were so loud?!

"Are you turning left or right?"

Agreed. Once a month I’m relieved as fuck.

Trust but verify!

 

[Saucyminx]

Agreed. Once a month I’m relieved as fuck.

Amen to that broham!

 

[Miles Long]

I’m still giggling at that. WTF? What difference that makes to our conversation I’ll never know.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

~Robert Frost

 

[Saucyminx]

Y'all are so deep and shit.

 

[Miles Long]

I drink more when I’m not paying.

 

[Saucyminx]

Deep as fuck.


Buy the whole office lollies and a happy Friday follows!

I should be President of the world with winning strategies like that.

If you have lollies, I'd vote for you.

 

[Miles Long]

It's Friday. It's stormy. Why must I put on pants and go to work?

 

[Emerson40]

I remember when Miles' pants used to post here...


Good people. But what should one expect when one hangs with such killer charisma, easy smiles, and irresistible pocket squares.

 

[Emerson40]

Every time I see that Herbal Hardon thread I think, 'Boner Aromatics'.

 

[Miles Long]

Whiff of Stiff

 

[Miles Long]

Stinky Winky

 

[Emerson40]

Tangy wang and the piquant peni.

 

[Miles Long]

Olfactory detection of refractory erection

 

[Emerson40]

My Mother-in-law's next-door neighbour's son recently moved back home with his mom and dad.

The guy is in his mid forties, mired in debt, and going through a messy divorce. His folks are traveling somewhere sunny and warm, and after politely declining an invitation to join our Thanksgiving gathering, my MIL prepared him a plate, which I walked over, along with a couple beers.

This guy has Cat People and Frankenhooker, in VHS, on his bookshelf.

Happy Thanksgiving neighbour-man! Hope things get better for you soon.

 

[Miles Long]

My Mother-in-law's next-door neighbour's son recently moved back home with his mom and dad.

The guy is in his mid forties, mired in debt, and going through a messy divorce. His folks are traveling somewhere sunny and warm, and after politely declining an invitation to join our Thanksgiving gathering, my MIL prepared him a plate, which I walked over, along with a couple beers.

This guy has Cat People and Frankenhooker, in VHS, on his bookshelf.

Happy Thanksgiving neighbour-man! Hope things get better for you soon.

I didn't know you are Canadian! Guess that shows how little attention I pay on the internet.

 

[Emerson40]

Minor details can slip through the cracks when we're all busy throwing chalkboard erasers at the Lustrous One's B-Hole, and our attention is drawn, like it's caught up in a tractor beam, to Saucy's profile pics.


Although a Westcoast Canuck, I consider myself a Pacific Northwester, as we spend a great deal of time in Washington and Oregon states.

 

[Miles Long]

That game took five years off my life.

 

[Emerson40]

There go all my ice road trucker fantasies.


Happy belated thanksgiving, Em.

Jesus, take the wheel!

Rainy, keep yer eyes on the road!

Satan, hold my drink!




Thanks Lustrous One! 'Twas a warm, lovely time of giving thanks.

 

[Saucyminx]

There go all my ice road trucker fantasies.


Happy belated thanksgiving, Em.

So there is no truck load of diamonds??? *cries*

 

[Saucyminx]

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When no one appreciates the vast amounts of self control you have exercised heretofore.