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Just came across a porn vid titled "Ass squirt." Not clicking that link!
Emerson40
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I wonder if the it’s pee / it’s not pee controversy applies when the squirting comes outta the B-Hole.
I suppose I’ll just have to ask that Mr G fella, or perhaps wait until The Lustrous One watches and provides comment, for more info.
I suppose I’ll just have to ask that Mr G fella, or perhaps wait until The Lustrous One watches and provides comment, for more info.
Saucyminx
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If you guys want to like.... get super chummy, I’d be so up for that selfie.
Oh fuck yes, and as always my photography services to commemorate special moments are available. I can provide references.
Squirting bholes usually signify the potential need for a dr visit and possibly an IV, from what I remember of my Red Cross first aid certification. Just sayin.
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Now don’t go muddying the waters of my Dr. Minx turn-your-head-and-cough-while-I-hold-these fetish, with this squarty B-Hole one.
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Now don’t go muddying the waters of my Dr. Minx turn-your-head-and-cough-while-I-hold-these fetish, with this squarty B-Hole one.
Shhhh, you’re thinking of my alter ego, Dr. Bob. She is still in business. Don’t fret. Now tell me where it hurts.
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So so good! Those kids are freakin amazing.
Boy Minx remarked that I seemed to know ever word to every song. Well duh. There may or may not have been some unconfirmed interpretive dance when Bon Jovi started playing.
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Oh, the teenage fantasies I had featuring her. Now when I see her I think of what she has been through and adore her for different and more mature reasons. But the teenage boy in me still thinks very fondly of her too.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Oh sleep, why must you be so elusive these nights? I miss our times together, when we would stay locked in each other's warm, soft embrace for more than 3 hours at a time.
Dear, dear sleep, why have you forsaken me so? The nights are so cold and long and dark without you. Have I wronged you somehow? Do I not adhere to all your many demands without complaint? I would sacrifice much if only you would return to me.
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Dear, dear sleep, why have you forsaken me so? The nights are so cold and long and dark without you. Have I wronged you somehow? Do I not adhere to all your many demands without complaint? I would sacrifice much if only you would return to me.
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It was excellent, especially the soundtrack. I am a fan and frequent flyer of Netflix binge watching, but it has led to us rapidly devouring series. We are missing the time to process and predict that we once had.
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Emerson40
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Saucyminx
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Not me. I always wanted to be Rizzo. But have always loved ONJ ever since Xanadu.
FYP.
. I had a similar reaction after the color run. There were residual colors everywhere.
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You’ve given me a great idea for my next AV.
YAASSS!
Blingy boobs swaddled in a frayed denim vest.
I can totally see you as Rizzo, only with a touch of Frenchy’s heart.
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Saucyminx
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I played her my senior year in Highschool, and did a damn fine job if I do say so myself.
I've heard you sing Rizzo's song.Which is actually my favourite moment in that whole film.
You have indeed.
4 hour rub one (hundred) out session?
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Eep!
(But, I totally dig where you are coming from.
)(Unfortunately, it takes me four for one.
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Eep!
(But, I totally dig where you are coming from.
(Unfortunately, it takes me four for one.
Soooo, 4 hours you say. *leer* How you doin?
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Surely, it must be Monday by now, in the land of the Drop Bear.
As for the fingers and toes, a gal can never go wrong with a Tom Ford polish, specifically Smoke Red.
Or, perhaps a little too befitting, Butter London’s sexy scarlet, Saucy Jack.
These will bring some heat and colour to the paler skin tones of autumn and winter, plus they’re just S E X Y as fuck.
As for the fingers and toes, a gal can never go wrong with a Tom Ford polish, specifically Smoke Red.
Or, perhaps a little too befitting, Butter London’s sexy scarlet, Saucy Jack.
These will bring some heat and colour to the paler skin tones of autumn and winter, plus they’re just S E X Y as fuck.
