Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

It was nice and cloudy this morning. I was hoping for a sweet gentle cold November rain. Sadly, the clouds look like they are moving off. *sigh*

Just another dry hump day.
 

Am NOT! 😡

I just have tendencies is all...not full blown.

Not requiring any sort of intervention.

Certainly not involving any kind of psychological assessment.

The cops were only involved that one time.

She wouldn't even LOOK at me!!!! The bitch.

😉:D
 
I️ Ventured around the boards when I️ first came here. Didn’t really know anybody and settled into the gb ... spreading my wings a bit. Also. The eye is fucked in the eye phone now forgive the characters
 
Forlorn? ;)

Me? Would I ever lead you down the garden path*? *Blinks eyes innocently*


* if it weren't to my immediate benefit.

I did use it correctly. I think it’s sad that anyone still has dial up in the hut, hence my forlornity.

In case any of you end up in the Double Jeopardy round, and the answer comes up, The number of gin martinis it takes to convince Ms Minx to sing Karaoke on a Wednesday night to impress her tone deaf gay bestie’s British chum? The answer is exactly 2–and she was suitably impressed.

Hi new HT posters. *waves*
 
Pplwatching the playground is boring so I'm just stalking you to find some new hangouts. Seeing as how you're a pretty good egg and all...I don't think you'll steer me in the wrong direction.

Don't be fooled by my dashing good looks, suave sophistication, and charming personality. I am a bad, bad influence. Follow at your own risk. ;)
 
I did use it correctly. I think it’s sad that anyone still has dial up in the hut, hence my forlornity.

I believe "pitifully sad and abandoned or lonely" applies to the hapless horny hut hermit hiding in his homely hovel, but you are surrounded by the love and adoration of your HT family ;).

In case any of you end up in the Double Jeopardy round, and the answer comes up, The number of gin martinis it takes to convince Ms Minx to sing Karaoke on a Wednesday night to impress her tone deaf gay bestie’s British chum? The answer is exactly 2–and she was suitably impressed.

We have a karaoke bar for just such occasions. Come on in and sing us a tune! :)
 
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It is almost 4 AM and I have been awake for an hour. Cali is awesome, but changing time zones is just not.
 
I believe "pitifully sad and abandoned or lonely" applies to the hapless horny hut hermit hiding in his homely hovel, but you are surrounded by the love and adoration of your HT family ;).
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We have a karaoke bar for just such occasions. Come on in and sing us a tune! :)
Oh boy, you do indeed. I have to get the laptop with access to vocaroo—dumb thing doesn’t work on my iPad. I have had a request for some saucy poetry reading too.
 
Pplwatching the playground is boring so I'm just stalking you to find some new hangouts. Seeing as how you're a pretty good egg and all...I don't think you'll steer me in the wrong direction.

Give the General Board a try.. Actually I believe that participating in many might enhance the Lit experience. try them all and see what you like.
 
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Oh boy, you do indeed. I have to get the laptop with access to vocaroo—dumb thing doesn’t work on my iPad. I have had a request for some saucy poetry reading too.

I don't know how many of mine still work. Vocaroo deletes them after a while and so do I sometimes. I am due to record another soon but have been swamped.
 
Give the General Board a try.. Actually I believe that participating in many might enhance the Lit experience. try them all and see what you like.

I posted to the GB once upon a time but in general found it to be a very hostile place for newcomers and often rude so I've avoided it since for calmer seas. Have to be part of the in crowd but maybe it was just me.
 
I've posted here and there on a few of the less intimidating GB threads. Many of the posts are out of my intellectual comfort zone. I fear that I'd look and sound ridiculous :D

I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, but don't mind looking ridiculous. :D
 
I posted to the GB once upon a time but in general found it to be a very hostile place for newcomers and often rude so I've avoided it since for calmer seas. Have to be part of the in crowd but maybe it was just me.

Only certain individuals are hostile and rude, the rest are good people IMO. they tend to have this alt user thing that attack people, so isn't the GB itself its just a few bad units that got shipped out of the factory by mistake, for the most part, good people.

I've posted here and there on a few of the less intimidating GB threads. Many of the posts are out of my intellectual comfort zone. I fear that I'd look and sound ridiculous :D

There are several topics that go on there that are out of my arena of knowledge, I just avoid those ones because I have nothing to offer.
 
Well if you don’t like. Find other threads. It’s all your experience.. I️ mean that in a positive way
 
There are two evil devils residing quietly in my home, in the guise of half-full hallowe’en treat bags.

I swear I can hear the chocolatey peanut butter cups whispering my name from behind the pantry door. ”Liberate us.”
 
There are two evil devils residing quietly in my home, in the guise of half-full hallowe’en treat bags.

I swear I can hear the chocolatey peanut butter cups whispering my name from behind the pantry door. ”Liberate us.”

The mini-me is with his dad this week (and I was in California last week with Luke). His Halloween candy has been tormenting me all week. I have "weeded out" everything he won't eat already - anything with coconut, peanuts, or toffee.

I'm sending the darn bag back to his dad's when my week is over. I am weak-willed.
 
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