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Ukin said:
hahahaha...shut the fuck up and take it like a man!!

Ummmm....no. I'm getting to the age where doctors like sticking their fingers up yonder....and it's not fun for me. I don't buy them a drink after. I don't ask for their home number. So I don't think that having, for instance, a woman fuck me up the ass with a strapon is going to "do it" for me.....unless "it" means "cause great pain both physically and emotionally..." ;)
 
enjoyingitall said:
Yup.....not much else I can say on this.....

I do hope the Giants win though, I'm a national league kinda fan.

And I'd like to see Bonds get a ring.

Me too. I think this is Bonds' last chance. The Giants are old already, and getting older. I didn't think they'd get this far this year, and I'm pretty sure they won't go back to the Series next year. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
 
1stTwistedSistr said:

Ohhh, Nigel honey you gotta do both of them! Can't go about half poinked! *lol*

You didn't let me get to the point where we were talking...and I was gesturing.....

"Oh...sorry, Cherrie...I rubbed my glass on your other breast! You know us Mediterranean types...we talk with our hands...." <poink!>
 
enjoyingitall said:
Yep..but I fixed it.....and I'm still waiting for the hello from her. :)

Sounds like my ex. Starting in with the bitching before the hello.... ;)
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Ok, what's with quoting my post and then not commenting? What????? *lol*


Ohhh, Nigel honey you gotta do both of them! Can't go about half poinked! *lol*

I never go half poinked..nor half cocked...it's the Full Monty for me kiddo....get those thruppenny bits over to me..let me poink them ;)
 
Hi Cherrie. Did you see Elvis' ghost around Vegas? Did you see any shows? Did you gamble? If you gambled, did you lose your shirt, or any other items of clothing? ;)
 
I've packed my box of work crap to do at home, and I'm heading out the door.

EJ, Cherrie, Ukin, Nigel, enjoy your weekends.

Later gang... :)
 
Orwell84 said:
I've packed my box of work crap to do at home, and I'm heading out the door.

EJ, Cherrie, Ukin, Nigel, enjoy your weekends.

Later gang... :)

You have a good weekend, Orwell! Try and relax a little too! :)
 
Nigel said:
Ummmm...no. Who (or what) is Chatha?


*lol* Well, now the moment is past, but..... the rest of that goes;

Chatha-fuck up! I forget what you said now.... hahahaha!

Ok, just checked.... it was the bitching before the hello comment! ggrrrr..... *lol*
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
*lol* Well, now the moment is past, but..... the rest of that goes;

Chatha-fuck up! I forget what you said now.... hahahaha!

Ok, just checked.... it was the bitching before the hello comment! ggrrrr..... *lol*

LMAO

Cherrie? Didn't you see the wink after the sentence? I was just kidding, hon. About you, that is. Serious about the ex. God could not have made two of her.....God is too benevolent a deity - even considering all the shit he/she has foisted upon mankind... :D
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
*lol* Well, now the moment is past, but..... the rest of that goes;

Chatha-fuck up! I forget what you said now.... hahahaha!

Ok, just checked.... it was the bitching before the hello comment! ggrrrr..... *lol*

She makes me chuckle...
 
LMAO

Cherrie? Didn't you see the wink after the sentence? I was just kidding, hon. About you, that is. Serious about the ex. God could not have made two of her.....God is too benevolent a deity - even considering all the shit he/she has foisted upon mankind...


Yes, I saw it and chose to ignore it! :D I really just wanted to tell that chatha thing!


She makes me chuckle...

:D Mission accomplished! :D

*giggling*
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Yes, I saw it and chose to ignore it! :D I really just wanted to tell that chatha thing!




:D Mission accomplished! :D

*giggling*

I have a new mission for you..should you choose to accept of course ;)
 
Missy52 said:
Ukin,

anyone ever tell you, you got the cutiest little butt? :p

Awww..thank you Missy love ::kissssss::

Kiss it? ;) (Promise not to cheat and turn over just before your lips meet my flesh hahaha)
 
Kiss it? (Promise not to cheat and turn over just before your lips meet my flesh hahaha)




ROFLMAO Yeah right Ukin sweetie, and I have some swamp land in Florida to sell ya hun <weg> muahhhh

Silly Brit !!!
 
Missy52 said:
Kiss it? (Promise not to cheat and turn over just before your lips meet my flesh hahaha)




ROFLMAO Yeah right Ukin sweetie, and I have some swamp land in Florida to sell ya hun <weg> muahhhh

Silly Brit !!!

Sighhhhhhh..will no-one EVER believe me :)

Tee hee...shit, she saw through me :devil:
 
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