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Ukin said:
How can I read? I am glancing at your words...your tits do distract me so..and before you say it..NO..I am NOT turning off the Av's :p

I'm not even gonna suggest that you do.....some folks are stubborn....lol


Hope you got that work thing squared away..didn't sound like much fun.
 
Re: errr.......

Lance Hardrock said:
You haven't seen many hookers have you, EJ? :D

So what were you going for?


My Halloween mask is already posted in Hong and Gusty's party thread, so click here to see it:


http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3101165

No, I guess I haven't seen many.

And I'm not sure how to take that.

I was going for A Tease..oh well....guess I missed that one. :)


LOL@ that mask.
 
I'm dense

OH I get it now. You were pulling my leg. LOL. but honey, that's not my leg you were pulling :p
 
Mask for Hallowean

There are masks and masks. This is a favorite of mine. Wunder what you guys think.

imouse
 

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So good to see everyone is being sufficiently naughty!

EJ you didn't look like a hooker, just sexy!

This is my Halloween costume!

Oh wait! Oops, that looks like my senior portrait!

:devil:
 
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GreenEyedGodess said:
So good to see everyone is being sufficiently naughty!

EJ you didn't look like a hooker, just sexy!

This is my Halloween costume!

Oh wait! Oops, that looks like my senior portrait!

:devil:


Thanks, GEG..that was sweet of you to say. :)

Having fun today are ya?
 
GreenEyedGodess said:
WaveRyder I want to see the pic!

and I have been naughty, I need to be punished!:devil:

Again! Work, work, work!

Do you want another spanking or do we need to be more severe?
 
Re: Didn't anyone see mine?

Lance Hardrock said:
Gheesh, I'm embarrassed now. I posted a colorized naked pic first thing this morning and NOBODY has commented at all. It was a Halloweenie pic, if you will.

if I get no kudos, I won't post anymore. so there :D

Sorry bud, but it made me question the whole

Lance
Hard &
Rock thing, so I had thought better of it.

Careful what you wish for, it may come true.

I'm sure you'd be given another chance to live up to your name if you wanted to have another go at it. I'm sure the ladies wouldn't mind.

Ladies, please vote now.
 
Now you know what I think.

GreenEyedGodess said:
So good to see everyone is being sufficiently naughty!

EJ you didn't look like a hooker, just sexy!

This is my Halloween costume!

Oh wait! Oops, that looks like my senior portrait!

:devil:


Ok, I'd never call EJ a hooker. As far as I know she never charges. :D


Greeneyes, cumere little girl and sit on my lap. That's a luscious little girl outfit. :p
 
Re: Re: Didn't anyone see mine?

ozme52 said:
Sorry bud, but it made me question the whole

Lance
Hard &
Rock thing, so I had thought better of it.


Yea, well, I was just getting started. LOL a bit camera shy there
 
enjoyingitall said:
Ooooooooooo..how did I miss this????? Glad I went back a page.
Very yummy treat you have there.

Poor girl...she must be feeling ill..to nearly miss a treat ;)
 
enjoyingitall said:

And oz..those pics you put up were great...but aren't we stilllllllllllllll waiting for pics of the Oz man?

Well, maybe the bonus fairy will be kind to me and bring me a digicam.

Or maybe I'm shy.

Or maybe I only work live.

Like a comedian, I do a "stand-up" act.
 
Re: Now you know what I think.

Lance Hardrock said:
Ok, I'd never call EJ a hooker. As far as I know she never charges. :D


Greeneyes, cumere little girl and sit on my lap. That's a luscious little girl outfit. :p

*hops on lap, wiggles bottom*
 
ozme52 said:
Well, maybe the bonus fairy will be kind to me and bring me a digicam.

Or maybe I'm shy.

Or maybe I only work live.

Like a comedian, I do a "stand-up" act.


AH..ok..so I'll just be left to imagine just how much "up" there is in your stand-up act. :)
 
Re: Frosty the snowman

Lance Hardrock said:
Ukin, have you ever heard of being cold-cocked? Let me give you a small demo of what I mean.

Now consider if you will (listen up you young ladies here)


You're super heated, waves of warmth radiate from your hot body. You're like 2 seconds away from an enormous orgasm. Your breathing is ragged, gasping, panting. Your heart pounds in total lusty desire. Your moans rise in intensity to become screams of delight. You squirm about wanting something to fill your deep longing need, to satisfy that emptiness between your legs and to quench the yearning, the desire, the arousal you feel. You ache for something to soothe your throbbing clit, something for your clenching love muscles to clasp, to hold, to milk, to devour and to consume. Your heat rises, burns, aches, throbs in your womb. You can't stand the delicious sensations anymore. You need release. You demand it. You crave it.

Then a hard, but cold cock slides into you. It radiates the kind of cold fire you feel when sucking an icicle. The cock slides right into your depths to the very hilt. Plunges into you. At last your squeezing muscles have something to devour. Your clit gets the rubbing she so needs. You devour the man.

Hot and cold, power and clench, squeeze and thrust, cumming and squirting. Super hot milky fire splashes inside you, triggering waves of earthshaking orgasms, granting awesome release in a titanic tide of sheer ecstasy.


that is being cold-cocked in my book :cool:


That rocked Lance! Nice use of the language! Heh
 
Re: Yea it does

Lance Hardrock said:
Oh yea it does if he wants to be ONE of the guys. LOL.

If I can show mine, he can show his. just kidding. post what you're comfortable with:)

What? you didn't like the picture of my HPV?
 
Re: Re: Frosty the snowman

ozme52 said:
That rocked Lance! Nice use of the language! Heh

Thank you, thank you. Just a different take on words there Ozman.


And yes, I loved your hpv.

EJ, it's hard to do humor. I failed. Sorry.

can we kiss and make up?
 
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