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[ozme52]

Oh no! Is that all? I thought you were much taller than that! I thought you were gigantic in proportion milord...

Well, that too.

<<looking down proudly at my "prehensile elephant trunk penile transplant">>

 

[ozme52]

Oh Oz,

I'm sorry I didnt mean to cause confusion. Forgive me?? And thank you Nigel for splaining for me ......

Gheese Oz, now ya got me brain working in over time ..

It's just that I'm easily confused, especially when I experience a blood loss as severe as when I thought I might get to see some Missy pics.

You know how it is when the blood is "busy" elsewhere!

 

[ozme52]

Good Morning all. I'm off to work. I like the job, but ugh it comes early. Have fun everyone.

I fear we shall see red lynn about as often as Missy, about twice per day, merely showering us with a morning greeting and an evening aching, goodnight.


sigh....

 

[ozme52]

Good morning Lynn and Cherrie, and, of course the rest of the gang. So it's Masturbation Monday, the game it only takes one to play.

Let's add Billy Squires "Stroke Me", the Divinyl's "I Touch Myself", and the Stones "Start Me Up" to the play list. Do we have other requests?

What? No mutual masterbation on MMday?

Okay all you auto-erotics! Let's here you stories!

Hmmmm, I was once rear-ended in my car. Does that count?

HEY! It was an accident.

She said strap-on? I said "Yes!"
I thought she said "Strapped in?"

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Pretty good sequence, huh guys and gals?
I took you all over with that one.

 

[ozme52]

Good morning redlynn, Cherrie, Orwell, and all you lovely Cali folks!!

Masturbation Monday, hmmmm? Okay....I'll work on it....after work today. Right now, I have to wake up, clean my nipples, and get ready for work.... It makes for a full morning...

Hope everyone's day is great!

Nigel

Do you floss too, or do you only have to polish the nip-rings?

 

[ozme52]

Yes we do .... anything Barry White!
*lol*

I think Cherrie would do just about anything for a man with "the voice!"

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

I think Cherrie would do just about anything for a man with "the voice!"

Heehee! You mean like yours?

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

What? No mutual masterbation on MMday?

Okay all you auto-erotics! Let's here you stories!

Hmmmm, I was once rear-ended in my car. Does that count?

HEY! It was an accident.

She said strap-on? I said "Yes!"
I thought she said "Strapped in?"

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Pretty good sequence, huh guys and gals?
I took you all over with that one.

All over and back Ozman!

 

[ozme52]

Heehee! You mean like yours?

Yeah baby!

I've got a
BIG voice to go along with my
BIG hands
BIG feet (which means I.... wear big gloves and big shoes)

and my exceptionally

BIG prehensile elelphant trunk penile transplant!


(ouch, get that peanutbutter filled celery stick outta my ass!)

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Yeah baby!

I've got a
BIG voice to go along with my
BIG hands
BIG feet (which means I.... wear big gloves and big shoes)

and my exceptionally

BIG prehensile elelphant trunk penile transplant!


(ouch, get that peanutbutter filled celery stick outta my ass!)

I never said that you had a big voice! Of course I never said you didn't either!

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Good Morning Lance, Oz, EJ, Cherrie, Ukin, Missy, AC, Breezer, Wave Ryder, Orwell, and everyone else I forgot I'm sorry.

Happy Masturbation Monday!

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Well, that too.

<<looking down proudly at my "prehensile elephant trunk penile transplant">>

ah so that's it, and all along I thought you were as natural as my boobies!

You tricked me *little whimper*

Well, it's not really as if I'm going to complain, there's nothing wrong with enhancing what's already there!

 

[Ukin]

Good Morning Lance, Oz, EJ, Cherrie, Ukin, Missy, AC, Breezer, Wave Ryder, Orwell, and everyone else I forgot I'm sorry.

Happy Masturbation Monday!

GEG...Good morning to you too..and to all the other horny reprobates that frequent this wonderful and freindly Thread.

 

[ozme52]

ah so that's it, and all along I thought you were as natural as my boobies!

You tricked me *little whimper*

Well, it's not really as if I'm going to complain, there's nothing wrong with enhancing what's already there!

Heh!

I'll probably have the one I was born with put back on (I've kept it in a hermatically sealed mayonaise jar.........)

I just can't fit anymore dinner rolls up my arse!

 

[ozme52]

You tricked me *little whimper*

I like hearing you whimper for me GEG!

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

I like hearing you whimper for me GEG!

*Whimper*

I'm young so I whimper alot, not just relating to fun !

 

[ozme52]

GEG...Good morning to you too..and to all the other horny reprobates that frequent this wonderful and freindly Thread.

Mornin' Ukin!

Nice tie! I like it. Keep it on! ALL DAY!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Morning all

I just finished up with about 10 pages on this thread. LOL, lots of partying going on this weekend.

In honor of MMonday, I am pleased to say I had a very nice one this morning. Mmmmmmmm.

I do hope all the rest of you did as well.

Greeneyes, love the new av. Wish you could make it bigger. LOL, that's not all I want you to make bigger either.


EJ, Cherries, Missy, AC, Red, have fun and hope to see "more" of you all today.

Guys, let's party.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

*Whimper*

I'm young so I whimper alot, not just relating to fun !

GeG,
When you whimper about anything non-sexual, it's called whining! *lol*

 

[Orwell84]

Hola, Lance, Ukin, Oz, and GEG. Happy Masturbation Monday to you all. I trust Monday will find all refreshed after a good weekend.

Where's Missy today? Unless I missed it, she usually stops by early to say hello. Could just be another flare up of my senility.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

GeG,
When you whimper about anything non-sexual, it's called whining! *lol*

Whining does have it's upsides, as in "Daddy, I need money, my rent is due."

Generally a little whimper or sob following does the job

 

[Lance Hardrock]

whining

Whining does have it's upsides, as in "Daddy, I need money, my rent is due."

Generally a little whimper or sob following does the job

Greeneyes, I can say that if you sobbed around me, I'd give you anything your little heart desires.

 

[ericviking69]

Whining

Whining does have it's upsides, as in "Daddy, I need money, my rent is due."

Generally a little whimper or sob following does the job

I wish you were whimpering to me....

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Re: whining

Greeneyes, I can say that if you sobbed around me, I'd give you anything your little heart desires.

oh, Lance you would make a great daddy

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Re: Whining

I wish you were whimpering to me....

*Whimper*