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Lance Hardrock
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Did I hear .....
Greeneyes, you want a sugar daddy?
I have no money, but plenty of sugar for you
Greeneyes, you want a sugar daddy?
I have no money, but plenty of sugar for you
1stTwistedSistr
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GreenEyedGodess said:Whining does have it's upsides, as in "Daddy, I need money, my rent is due."
Generally a little whimper or sob following does the job
LMAO!!! Good point! Well taken!!!
Good one GeG!
Missy52
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Hi Gang,
Never fear Orwell for I am here hun, Just a tad busy today. I hope everyone had a great weekend ?? Ugg Monday again. Gawd how I hate Mondays.. only the start of the week Guys not that we celebrate today <wink>
ozme52
I fear we shall see red lynn about as often as Missy, about twice per day, merely showering us with a morning greeting and an evening aching, goodnight.
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sigh....
Awwwww Oz, Its nice to be missed, But unfortuntely I do have work to do To Bad we cant always have fun sheeshhh!!!
have a great M Day gang, check in a bit later.. luv ya muahhh
Never fear Orwell for I am here hun, Just a tad busy today. I hope everyone had a great weekend ?? Ugg Monday again. Gawd how I hate Mondays.. only the start of the week Guys not that we celebrate today <wink>
ozme52
I fear we shall see red lynn about as often as Missy, about twice per day, merely showering us with a morning greeting and an evening aching, goodnight.
{quote}
sigh....
Awwwww Oz, Its nice to be missed, But unfortuntely I do have work to do
To Bad we cant always have fun sheeshhh!!! have a great M Day gang, check in a bit later.. luv ya muahhh
Lance Hardrock
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Hey Missy
The only good thing about Monday is that is when I get to see all you hot and horny people. LOL.
Oh Missy baby, you got mail (5 to be exact)
The only good thing about Monday is that is when I get to see all you hot and horny people. LOL.
Oh Missy baby, you got mail (5 to be exact)
ozme52
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Missy52 said:Awwwww Oz, Its nice to be missed, But unfortuntely I do have work to do
Missy, I know i'm lucky to have a job that let's me sit at two computers (one looking mostly at Lit) but come on. You don't even grace us with one visit per day!!!
How can Lance or Ukin or Eric or Orwell or I or the various lurkers around Cali survive on a mere 0.61 of your posts per day?
Lance Hardrock
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Salutin'
On honor Mast Monday, I'm definitely saluting you dear Alley Cat.
Alley Cat said:Greeeeeeetings and Sallllluuuuttttaaations.
On honor Mast Monday, I'm definitely saluting you dear Alley Cat.
ozme52
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Re: Hey Missy
Oh, that explains it. Missy is busy with your mail Lance. Selfish bastard!
Lance Hardrock said:The only good thing about Monday is that is when I get to see all you hot and horny people. LOL.
Oh Missy baby, you got mail (5 to be exact)
Oh, that explains it. Missy is busy with your mail Lance. Selfish bastard!
Missy52
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SEX !!
Oh My Guys,
I had to show this to you all. just got it in my mail and no Oz, its not from Lance LOL This is a keeper !! Im sorry for the long length.
YOU MUST read the last several paragraphs.
DO NOT HESITATE!
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you
within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn,
send it on. If you don't then you will never receive good sex again
for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and
your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?)
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not
keep this message. This message must leave your email in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Oh My Guys,
I had to show this to you all. just got it in my mail and no Oz, its not from Lance
LOL This is a keeper !! Im sorry for the long length.YOU MUST read the last several paragraphs.
DO NOT HESITATE!
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you
within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn,
send it on. If you don't then you will never receive good sex again
for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and
your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?)
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not
keep this message. This message must leave your email in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Missy52
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ozme52 said:Missy, I know i'm lucky to have a job that let's me sit at two computers (one looking mostly at Lit) but come on. You don't even grace us with one visit per day!!!
Yeah I do, At least 5 out of 7 ghess gotta make some money here lolol
Lance Hardrock
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Re: SEX !!
I'm just having some fun with this.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.
Is this that fabled glow of love?
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
If this were true, I would NOT have needed cortisone on my hands all summer long.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
Dayum, I better have 3 sessions a day to get down to my ideal weight.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
And whoever heard of Sex ear?
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I need more endorphins in my life.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
The more you have, the more you get? I like that.
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
This is totally true. Best thing ever.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
You mean, I don't have to pick the food out of her teeth with my tongue? Dayum, all that work and it would have simply washed away?
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
So when she says, "I've got a headache." I should say, "Great honey. I've got the cure?"
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
So does that mean, I won't catch your cold?
I'm just having some fun with this.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.
Is this that fabled glow of love?
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
If this were true, I would NOT have needed cortisone on my hands all summer long.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
Dayum, I better have 3 sessions a day to get down to my ideal weight.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
And whoever heard of Sex ear?
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I need more endorphins in my life.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
The more you have, the more you get? I like that.
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
This is totally true. Best thing ever.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
You mean, I don't have to pick the food out of her teeth with my tongue? Dayum, all that work and it would have simply washed away?
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
So when she says, "I've got a headache." I should say, "Great honey. I've got the cure?"
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
So does that mean, I won't catch your cold?
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Lance Hardrock
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Huh?
I sent 5 Thursday and Friday and 5 more just a little while ago. Did you miss some?
Missy52 said:
I sent 5 Thursday and Friday and 5 more just a little while ago. Did you miss some?
ozme52
The Wizard of Ahhhhhhhhhs
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Re: SEX !!
Oh no! Watch out poor little elephant nose! You're fate, it seems, is sealed.
Missy52 said:Oh My Guys,
I had to show this to you all. just got it in my mail and no Oz, its not from Lance
YOU MUST read the last several paragraphs.
DO NOT HESITATE!
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make
hair shiny and skin smooth.
<<snipped>>
You will eventually become celibate, and
your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?)
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not
keep this message. This message must leave your email in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Oh no! Watch out poor little elephant nose! You're fate, it seems, is sealed.
1stTwistedSistr
Standing in the shadows..
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Re: Verrrrrry Interesting.
I simply adore being right!
Better keep that poor lil elephant nose under tight reign Ozman!
*LMFAO*
ozme52 said:
I simply adore being right! Better keep that poor lil elephant nose under tight reign Ozman!
*LMFAO*
