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Hey Oz

I told your Cinderella joke to my in-laws and they damn near died laughing. We had to explain it to my mother-in-law first, she was a little slow getting the puchline.lol
 
ozme52 said:
LOL Cherrie, not only is it trivia, but it's not known to us 'cuz you've posted an unknown number of times since that post!

:confused:

If you had been here then you would know!!!



It was 1934
 
Re: Hey Oz

red_lynn said:
I told your Cinderella joke to my in-laws and they damn near died laughing. We had to explain it to my mother-in-law first, she was a little slow getting the puchline.lol

I missed a Cinderella joke? Having a very blonde day!
 
Re: Hey Oz

red_lynn said:
I told your Cinderella joke to my in-laws and they damn near died laughing. We had to explain it to my mother-in-law first, she was a little slow getting the puchline.lol

LOL Red!
 
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GreenEyedGodess said:
I missed a Cinderella joke? Having a very blonde day!

Heh Heh! Okay!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
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Mmmmmmpgh
 
I've heard that one so many times and it still makes me laugh out loud every time! :D



Ozman you have PM... and at Knight.. :kiss:
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
I've heard that one so many times and it still makes me laugh out loud every time! :D



Ozman you have PM... and at Knight.. :kiss:

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Already responded to the PM, and read the Knight (though not in that order.)
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Joke for the night. (Too bad you can't hear me tell it. I do a great Mickey Mouse impression.)
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Mickey Mouse was upset when the judge refused to grant Mickey a divorce decree against Minnie.

When Mickey asked why not, the judge said because you claimed Minnie was insane and there's no evidence of that.

Mickey said "I didn't say Minnie was insane! I said she was fucking goofy!"
 
ozme52 said:
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Already responded to the PM, and read the Knight (though not in that order.)
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Joke for the night. (Too bad you can't hear me tell it. I do a great Mickey Mouse impression.)
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Mickey Mouse was upset when the judge refused to grant Mickey a divorce decree against Minnie.

When Mickey asked why not, the judge said because you claimed Minnie was insane and there's no evidence of that.

Mickey said "I didn't say Minnie was insane! I said she was fucking goofy!"

I've heard your Mickey imitation! It's hilarious! :D :p :kiss:
 
thebigbat said:
OC babie
hie im new :)

Hello! Welcum to our little corner of Lit! New? And you came here for your first post! How cool is that?!

Get comfy and tell us about yourself! We're a friendly bunch around here and warmly welcum everyone! :D :kiss:
 
thebigbat said:
OC babie
hie im new :)


Hello thebigbat.

Welcum to our little corner of Lit. Enjoy yourself here, We are a Great bunch of Litmates, And by all means Have a Very Happy Hump Day as well.......;) :p
 
G'Morning Roomies,

Just wanted to say hey, and have a great hump day !!!! Muahhhhh......:kiss:
 
Missy52 said:
G'Morning Roomies,

Just wanted to say hey, and have a great hump day !!!! Muahhhhh......:kiss:

Morning Missy!
God! Can you believe it's Wicked Wednesday already! My how time does fly when you live decadently!
 
Good morning Missy, and the rest of the gang.

Cherrie and Lynn, great contributions to TT.

EJ, welcum back. We were just getting ready to scramble up a search and rescue mission for you. Sorry to hear you weren't off in some exotic/erotic locale, but I can relate to the idea of living in a beautiful place. I feel that way about the Bay Area. Another lovely AV, btw.

Batman, welcome aboard.

Oz, Nigel, Ukin, Lance, Graybeard, GEG, Sugar, and anyone else whose name may have escaped me, I hope the sun is shining on you for this Wicked Wednesday... :)
 
the sun is up..........

Mmm......wicked wednesday you all call it?...........can't wait to see where this day goes..................I am off to a little doc's appointment, but then I am on my own, kids...........hope all is well and entertaining...........

greybeard
 
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greybeard said:
Mmm......wicked wednesday you all call it?...........can't wait to see where this day goes..................I am off to a little doc's appointment, but then I am on my own, kids...........hope all is well and entertaining...........

greybeard

Morning Graybeard. If the doctor slips on the surgical glove, and then sez, "bend over", look out... :eek:
 
Hi Everyone

Dayum EJ, now that AV is awe-inspiring. Very impressive pic. It really sets the tone for my wicked Wednesday. And gratz on 3000 posts. You'd think Lit would have something for that milestone, but they don't. I'll give you a big juicy wet kiss.

Cherrie gratz on your 2000 posts. I've enjoyed watching you becum more and more playful over the past couple of months.

Missy, you're making some big moves too. You're going to pass 200 before you know it. Way to go Girl.

Greeneyes, it's okay for you to have a blonde day. You are a blonde after all. :D

Red Lynn, very nice tit there. I have to echo Ukin on that (our official TIT man). Very pretty. Get that disk out and take some more baby. You're HOT. :p

I have one bit of news for you. Tomorrow will be my one year anniversary of joining LIT. I must say, I've made many friends here and enjoy them all (as often as they'll let me enjoy them. LOL.) This has really been a different kind of year for me. I've done a great deal of explicit romance writing over the year. I've had a great deal of fun (take that anyway you want). I've learned about some amazing people, people with great heartbreak in their lives as well as great joy. I've met people with invigorating spontaniety, deliciously happy sexual expressions, tender charisma, surpassing wisdom, and with awesome courage in the face of adversity.

I'm just in awe and humbled respect at the friends I've met here.

Thank you all for making this year one of the best in my life.

OKAY, let's get on with Wicked Wednesday.


:rose: X 12 <for everyone here, guys included>
 
Good Morning Everyone!

Happy Hump Day/ Wicked Wednesday!

Oz, I loved both jokes, they were so funny I fell out of my chair, and after the hilarity had abated I sent them to everyone on my email list. Good Responses all around. Believe it or not, I'd never heard either before.

Lance, Happy one year Lit anniversary! I agree with you, the people I've met on Lit have been truly extraordinary.

oh, and thanks for the roses! I never turn down a rose!

:kiss: 's for everyone!
 
Morning GEG and Lance.

Lance, roses for the guys too? My memory may just be fading, but I can't remember ever getting a dozen roses before.
 
Re: Hi Everyone

Originally posted by Lance Hardrock [/i

I have one bit of news for you. Tomorrow will be my one year anniversary of joining LIT. I must say, I've made many friends here and enjoy them all (as often as they'll let me enjoy them. LOL.) This has really been a different kind of year for me. I've done a great deal of explicit romance writing over the year. I've had a great deal of fun (take that anyway you want). I've learned about some amazing people, people with great heartbreak in their lives as well as great joy. I've met people with invigorating spontaniety, deliciously happy sexual expressions, tender charisma, surpassing wisdom, and with awesome courage in the face of adversity.


(((((((Lance))))))),

Congrats on your Lit anniversary Sweets, We should have a Parteeeeeee lol... I'll bring the Schnapps (Hot Damn) of Course for a Hot Sweetheart !!!
;) :kiss:
 
Well Hot Damn

Hey Missy, with your Schnapps and my horniness, we'll have a helluva partay.

So Alley Cat, going to share with us about the land of cocks and honey?

It is Wicked Wednesday after all.

Orwell, every man should recieve flowers from another man at least once in his life. :)
 
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