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[Orwell84]

Hola Missy. I like the new AV. Very nice.

AC, I'm with Lance. The facts, m'am, just the facts, unless you have pictures to go with the facts...

Lance, I'm, as they say, down with it. Thanks for the flowers.

 

[Alley Cat]

oi vey! I cannot share...

But, I had lots of fun. And I thought about you all... once. teehee..

I can't wait to go back! its was beautiful!

How was apple valley?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

How indeed

How was apple valley?

How was it?

Windy, dusty, rainy, hot, cold. Yeah, the normal Apple Valley weather. It's this time of year that reminds me to never, I repeat never, live in the desert. LOL.

The party however was great. Good music, good food and oh yea, cold beer. Afterward, the sex was great. What more can you ask for?

 

[Alley Cat]

I suppose you couldn't ask for more.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Oh there's always more to ask for!

How about dancing girls, and Fucking, Fantastic sex, instead of just great!

Don't mind me, just my evil side showing through!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

works for me

How about dancing girls, and Fucking, Fantastic sex, instead of just great!

Don't mind me, just my evil side showing through!

Convince my wife that dancing girls are okay in our bedroom, and I'll agree with you.

Fantastic fucking is always fabtabulous.


Now, let's talk about your evil side there.

 

[ozme52]

OC babie
hie im new

Welcome to California, the thread.

I just got finished telling all the rules to GB. That's graybeard. read yesterday's posts.

No, really, It''s important stuff!!!

LOL

 

[ozme52]

Hello thebigbat.

Welcum to our little corner of Lit. Enjoy yourself here, We are a Great bunch of Litmates, And by all means Have a Very Happy Hump Day as well.......

Nice new AV Missy. How about a nooner?

 

[Missy52]

Nice new AV Missy. How about a nooner?

Well Dayam Ozman, its past noon now hun ya gotta catch me earlier , and thanks for the Kudo on the new Av.. I like it too......
muahhhhhhh

 

[ozme52]

Re: the sun is up..........

Mmm......wicked wednesday you all call it?...........can't wait to see where this day goes..................I am off to a little doc's appointment, but then I am on my own, kids...........hope all is well and entertaining...........

greybeard

Get yourself a full-sized doctor GB.

And watch out for that anal-probing. It's bad if you taste metal.

I think doctors must be aliens.

 

[greybeard]

Re: Re: the sun is up..........

If the doctor slips on the surgical glove, and then sez, "bend over", look out...

Orwell, were you watching?................that's exactly what it was.....the yearly checkup.....little bit of cancer runs in the family, so given my advancing years, got to stay after those checkups........doc says I'm just fine though.......he really has a nice touch, though.............trained professional and all..........

H bday Lance.....it is a swell place...............

Olla to the ladies, and you too Ozzie..........and some noobs that are newer than me....................it'll take me a while to make sense of it all.....................

greybeard

 

[ozme52]

Good Morning Everyone!

Happy Hump Day/ Wicked Wednesday!

Oz, I loved both jokes, they were so funny I fell out of my chair, and after the hilarity had abated I sent them to everyone on my email list. Good Responses all around. Believe it or not, I'd never heard either before.

Heh, got to love the youngins. All my jokes are new again!!

 

[ozme52]

Oi! I have returned from the land of cocks and honey.

Welcome back AC.

Did you leave some good stuff for me in LV or did you use the town up?

Be nice to the newbies. There are two of 'em! Yeah! Really!

 

[Alley Cat]

I was good in las Vegas, I promise! teehee.


(i got too many welts from that damn paddle... lol.. maybe i wasn't good)

There are plenty of sluts, slots and whores left for you.

 

[greybeard]

say what?...................

I was good in las Vegas, I promise! teehee.


(i got too many welts from that damn paddle... lol.. maybe i wasn't good)

There are plenty of sluts, slots and whores left for you.

oh my.........any sentence with "welts" and "paddle" in it gets my attention....................

greybeard

 

[ozme52]

Oh there's always more to ask for!

How about dancing girls, and Fucking, Fantastic sex, instead of just great!

Don't mind me, just my evil side showing through!

GEG,

So nice to see that you're in a better mood, so "uplifting"

Seriously though.....

So nice to see that you're in a better mood, so "uplifting"

 

[ozme52]

Re: works for me

Convince my wife that dancing girls are okay in our bedroom, and I'll agree with you.

I don't understand?

Then again, maybe you should have married a dancer......

 

[ozme52]

Well Dayam Ozman, its past noon now hun ya gotta catch me earlier ,

Well Dayam Missy, I'll just have to set my alarm tomorrow and get it right!

 

[Alley Cat]

Re: say what?...................

oh my.........any sentence with "welts" and "paddle" in it gets my attention....................

greybeard

lol. Pay more attention to my posts.

 

[ozme52]

I was good in las Vegas, I promise! teehee.


(i got too many welts from that damn paddle... lol.. maybe i wasn't good)

There are plenty of sluts, slots and whores left for you.

Thanks AC, Good to know! You going back for Comdex?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

My attention

My attention is err..... riveted on the sentence about "sluts, slots and whores." Now that has my attention.


but welts and paddles cums in second



And I too love your av. My av would love to jump your av, Missy.

 

[ozme52]

Re: say what?...................

oh my.........any sentence with "welts" and "paddle" in it gets my attention....................

greybeard

Greybeard, meet AC.

AC beat....er meet Greybeard!

 

[greybeard]

Re: Re: say what?...................

lol. Pay more attention to my posts.

yes ma'm.....right a way ma'm.......still learnin' the rules ma'm......

greybeard

 

[Missy52]

Re: My attention

And I too love your av. My av would love to jump your av, Missy.
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WoooWoooo Lance,

Sounds like a good plan to me sweets !!!!

 

[Alley Cat]

Re: Re: Re: say what?...................

yes ma'm.....right a way ma'm.......still learnin' the rules ma'm......

greybeard

oi vey! you've got it all wrong!

*runs into the corner*

hehe.