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[Ukin]

A Donkey????

Don't even want to contemplate what he is doing with a donkey.....heehee

Hahahaha...Lil and E..I might have bloody known you two would have thought something like that! I was gonna add that the donkey is a she...not a he..but that would only make matters worse with you two!

Once a pervert always a pervert

 

[lilrosie lips]

forgive me

Hahahaha...Lil and E..I might have bloody known you two would have thought something like that! I was gonna add that the donkey is a she...not a he..but that would only make matters worse with you two!

Once a pervert always a pervert

LOL Ukin... it was just too tempting to pass up...

 

[Ukin]

Re: forgive me

LOL Ukin... it was just too tempting to pass up...

Yessssss....I know you little minx you!

Sometimes temptation = trouble

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: forgive me

Yessssss....I know you little minx you!

Sometimes temptation = trouble

you are really an animal lover aren't you???... LOL

 

[Ukin]

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you are really an animal lover aren't you???... LOL

NOW it's my turn not being able to pass the opportunity

Yes Lil...I love Pussy (cats)

 

[lilrosie lips]

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NOW it's my turn not being able to pass the opportunity

Yes Lil...I love Pussy (cats)

somehow that dosen't surprise me in the least.... that you love pussy (cats)....

 

[Ukin]

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somehow that dosen't surprise me in the least.... that you love pussy (cats)....

Then you know me well .....Nurse with the lively imagination

I have no idea where I got the naughty from

 

[lilrosie lips]

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Then you know me well .....Nurse with the lively imagination

I have no idea where I got the naughty from

Common mistake.... Nurse = Naughty.... comes from all those porno movies.... LOL

 

[Ukin]

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Common mistake.... Nurse = Naughty.... comes from all those porno movies.... LOL

***Looking all kinda shocked*** Porno movies? What Porno movies? What are they? Forget thee not Lil...I am English..a refined gentleman..boring, uptight, staid, no sense of humor, quiet...

 

[lilrosie lips]

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***Looking all kinda shocked*** Porno movies? What Porno movies? What are they? Forget thee not Lil...I am English..a refined gentleman..boring, uptight, staid, no sense of humor, quiet...

Forget thee not Ukin.... . I know who the master of bawdy humor is...where it was perfected... right on the little island of England...you Brits love your jokes and double entendres more than most ....

 

[Ukin]

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Forget thee not Ukin.... . I know who the master of bawdy humor is...where it was perfected... right on the little island of England...you Brits love your jokes and double entendres more than most ....

Damn you Nursie...you see right through this toughened skin of mine...and a double entendres? Is that like a double dildo? Ones that fit two places? **dumb look upon my smiling face**

 

[lilrosie lips]

Double endtendres....not Double enders...

oh my Ukin... what to do with you???....

wasn't thinking of dildoes.... but not such a bad subject either....

 

[Ukin]

Re: Double endtendres....not Double enders...

oh my Ukin... what to do with you???....

wasn't thinking of dildoes.... but not such a bad subject either....

Uh huh..I like that subject too

As to the first part...well Lil...you is the Nurse, are thee not?

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Double endtendres....not Double enders...

Uh huh..I like that subject too

As to the first part...well Lil...you is the Nurse, are thee not?

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Double endtendres....not Double enders...

Uh huh..I like that subject too

As to the first part...well Lil...you is the Nurse, are thee not?

Do you need healing??

Am i hearing Marvin Gaye in the background?

 

[Ukin]

Double endtendres....not Double enders...

Do you need healing??

Am i hearing Marvin Gaye in the background?

I do seem to have this swelling...not big you understand..not really hurting either...

Marvin Gaye? Are you sure it's not a BUZZ(ING) sound?

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Double endtendres....not Double enders...

I do seem to have this swelling...not big you understand..not really hurting either...

Marvin Gaye? Are you sure it's not a BUZZ(ING) sound?

you may want to have a medical professional examine that for you Ukin... you never know it could be a SERIOUS problem....

no buzzing here... I keep forgetting to buy fresh batteries...

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Double endtendres....not Double enders...

you may want to have a medical professional examine that for you Ukin... you never know it could be a SERIOUS problem....

no buzzing here... I keep forgetting to buy fresh batteries...

Nursie: I am thinking that you may be right.....or maybe I an use the old trick of rubbing the offending swelling? But I prefer your suggestion.

Tsk girl, one should never run out of the batteries...what happens if your lights go out..you will have no flashlight then, will you?
Ever thought of a back up generator? Or rechargable ones?

 

[lilrosie lips]

ah yes ukin.... rubbing the swelling may help... easy there big fellow... but you must start very gently and slowly....

My flash lights and laterns all use D batteries.... and really don't you find all that buzzing distracts and annoys you?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Hiya All

Hi all you fellow Californians out there.

Happy 4th, since I won't be here tomorrow. I'm going to a friend's house on the beach at MDR to see fireworks over the ocean. That should be great fun. Hope all of you have a safe and happy 4th.

Oh all the talk yesterday about naughty nurses makes me want to be sick.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Happy 4th Everyone!

Happy Independance All!

Lance, don't eat, drink, or get too sunburned! But definitely have fun!

Has everyone heard about the new device that the cops have now? It's a breathalizer for drugs!!! And they are planning on being out in force, so everyone be really careful out there! And watch out for those drunk drivers!

Have a safe and sane holiday!

Cherrie's In

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Re: Happy 4th Everyone!

Happy Independance All!

Lance, don't eat, drink, or get too sunburned! But definitely have fun!

Have a safe and sane holiday!

Cherrie's In

I never sunburn for some reason. Anyhow, I shall be careful with what I eat and drink as well.

As for drugs? Who needs them? I have sex.

 

[Missy52]

Happy 4th People

Hi all,

I hope everyone has a great and safe 4th. Take Care all.....
And Breezer Welcome Home !!!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Happy 4th Everyone!

I never sunburn for some reason. Anyhow, I shall be careful with what I eat and drink as well.

As for drugs? Who needs them? I have sex.

You trying to say that your drug of choice is sex? *lol*

Missy52,
You have a great 4th too!

Cherrie's In

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Yeppers

You trying to say that your drug of choice is sex? *lol*

Cherrie's In

Yeppers. Is there anything better?

Hey Cherrie don't do anything I wouldn't do this holiday.