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[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Yeppers

Yeppers. Is there anything better?

Hey Cherrie don't do anything I wouldn't do this holiday.

Like that could happen!!!!!

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[Missy52]

4th

Hi Cherrie,

Thanks a Bunch !!!!

P.S. I went to your site, love your jewelry too. I do some beading but most of its on Egg Shells.....

 

[Missy52]

I hope everyone can use a good laff....

I hope this doesnt offend anyone, if so Im sorry.....



While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osaka Bin Laden found a bottle on a
beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman,
and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in
the morning,so just do it and be off with you !"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and
he had no health
insurance....

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: 4th

Hi Cherrie,

Thanks a Bunch !!!!

P.S. I went to your site, love your jewelry too. I do some beading but most of its on Egg Shells.....

Thanks! Wow! On eggshells? Now that has got to be some intricate work! I'd love to see it sometime! That is if you wouldn't mind showing it to me!

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[Lance Hardrock]

I love the joke

Missy52, I loved that joke. Made me LMAO.

 

[LipstickKitten]

Great joke. Would serve him right.

Have a great holiday everyone!!!!!!

 

[oneengel]

Excellent Joke missy....Happy 4th everyone and enjoy the weather!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Cherrie..what site of yours???? I'd love to see your jewelry..next to lingerie..it's my other weakness..I just can't resist it most times.

Details..I want 'em..LOL

 

[LipstickKitten]

Cherrie..what site of yours???? I'd love to see your jewelry..next to lingerie..it's my other weakness..I just can't resist it most times.

Details..I want 'em..LOL

Ooh, me, too. Lingerie and jewelry. A girl doesn't need to wear anything more.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hey Candy..hope all is well with you. Good to see ya. And I couldn't agree more..if a girl has those two..she is set..well...now..some spiked heels don't hurt sometimes either..lol

 

[LipstickKitten]

Hey Candy..hope all is well with you. Good to see ya. And I couldn't agree more..if a girl has those two..she is set..well...now..some spiked heels don't hurt sometimes either..lol

Yes, you're right. Heels. Then a gorgeous guy draped across your shoulders and you've got it all, right?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Yes, you're right. Heels. Then a gorgeous guy draped across your shoulders and you've got it all, right?

Yep..that about does it for me!

 

[Ukin]

ah yes ukin.... rubbing the swelling may help... easy there big fellow... but you must start very gently and slowly....

My flash lights and laterns all use D batteries.... and really don't you find all that buzzing distracts and annoys you?

Oh well...some time has lapsed since I was last having the medical problem...but you advice will be of benefit tonight..I am sure

Buzzing distracting? Hell no...I like my ears to be trapped between soft thighs ..so I am not able to hear.

Happy 4th Nursie and to all fellow (can I say 'fellow' even though I am English?) Californians.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hiya Ukin..

yep..you can call us fellow Californians..cause ya know..about half of all Californians are from some place else first, but then we find ourselves here !

Hope you're doing well this evening.

 

[Ukin]

Hiya Ukin..

yep..you can call us fellow Californians..cause ya know..about half of all Californians are from some place else first, but then we find ourselves here !

Hope you're doing well this evening.

Hiya E...you sexy wench you..thank you for letting me be a fellow Californian I am still trying to find myself though....but I am getting there..getting a nice tan - guess that's a start.

Yes dear, I am doing very well this evening and I trust that you are too?

 

[enjoyingitall]

LOL YW..

Thanks...yes. my day has been a good one..

 

[lilrosie lips]

Happy Almost the 4th

Oh well...some time has lapsed since I was last having the medical problem...but you advice will be of benefit tonight..I am sure

Buzzing distracting? Hell no...I like my ears to be trapped between soft thighs ..so I am not able to hear.

Happy 4th Nursie and to all fellow (can I say 'fellow' even though I am English?) Californians.

You can be a fellow Californian Ukin... like E says most of you come from somewhere else... and a tan????... that something this Native Californian never has had...

Hope everyone is having a nice (and very safe) start to the 4th!!

 

[Ukin]

Re: Happy Almost the 4th

You can be a fellow Californian Ukin... like E says most of you come from somewhere else... and a tan????... that something this Native Californian never has had...

Hope everyone is having a nice (and very safe) start to the 4th!!

Damn Lil..spoilt all my dreams of a true Californian lol...and here's me, and the rest of the Brits back home, think that all CA ladies are blonde...tanned...bursting bikini tops..now I have been here a year..and I know that isn't quite true...but the dreams live on

Have a good 4th anyway...I am going to relax, clean the car..maybe spend some time on the beach..or at the beach - looking for the British idea of a CA babe

 

[lilrosie lips]

sorry to have spoiled the fantasy.... have a good one Ukin... maybe the bluebird of happiness drop a dead gorgeous blonde in you lap...

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

LMAO @ lil rosie

sorry to have spoiled the fantasy.... have a good one Ukin... maybe the bluebird of happiness drop a dead gorgeous blonde in you lap...

Drop a dead gorgeous blond.... ??? Eeeeewwwwwww!!!


Hahahahahahahaha!!! That made my night! Too funny!



Cherrie

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: LMAO @ lil rosie

Drop a dead gorgeous blond.... ??? Eeeeewwwwwww!!!


Hahahahahahahaha!!! That made my night! Too funny!



Cherrie

LOL.... Freudian slip....

I think I was trying for something like a drop-dead gorgeous blonde... LMAO>>> I made a funny!!!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: LMAO @ lil rosie

LOL.... Freudian slip....

I think I was trying for something like a drop-dead gorgeous blonde... LMAO>>> I made a funny!!!

I knew that! But it was funny!!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

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[1stTwistedSistr]

Oh! You mean you didn't know?? *lol*

Cherrie..what site of yours???? I'd love to see your jewelry..next to lingerie..it's my other weakness..I just can't resist it most times.

Details..I want 'em..LOL

Yeah, it's funky and needs massive work, but it is my own lil corner of cyberspace! Here's a link to it! I think it took me a whole... oh, 10 minutes to set it up!

My lil' Corner of Space

This is just a teeny tiny sample of what I do...


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[Dr. Love]

SoCal guy

Hi everyone! I'm a Los Angeles guy, 23 years old. I'd like to get to know or meet any of you beautiful California women 18-35. Also interested in PM'ing or emailing, so drop me a line.

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: SoCal guy

Hi everyone! I'm a Los Angeles guy, 23 years old. I'd like to get to know or meet any of you beautiful California women 18-35. Also interested in PM'ing or emailing, so drop me a line.

welcome to lit Doc.... I think you will enjoy it here... lots of nice folks here