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Nightengale

Sing pretty Sugar, remember push from the diaphragm (no not the contraceptive device Ukin).

BTW Cherrie did you get my PM from a few days back (Friday?) during your self imposed hiatus. I was on dial up and didn't know if it crapped out on me during transmission (that's kind of MM term isn't it?)
 
Re: Nightengale

DrHike said:
Sing pretty Sugar, remember push from the diaphragm (no not the contraceptive device Ukin).

BTW Cherrie did you get my PM from a few days back (Friday?) during your self imposed hiatus. I was on dial up and didn't know if it crapped out on me during transmission (that's kind of MM term isn't it?)

Nope I didn't!! :( Wanna do it again? :devil: :p
 
Spillin my guts

Alright but it was a gut wrenching four and half pages of personal history, pyscological counseling and shamanistic predictions puncuated with humor and wit (or was it three paragraphs of gibberish) anyway I'll recreate it for you in its new 01/06/03 form.
 
Re: Spillin my guts

DrHike said:
Alright but it was a gut wrenching four and half pages of personal history, pyscological counseling and shamanistic predictions puncuated with humor and wit (or was it three paragraphs of gibberish) anyway I'll recreate it for you in its new 01/06/03 form.

You're soooooo good to me! :kiss:

Thank You!:D
 
Re: Re: Goin South

1stTwistedSistr said:
You need an excuse? And it is not skinny! I've seen it!! *lol*:D

Not skinny but tapered and you only think you've seen it.
 
Re: Re: Nightengale

1stTwistedSistr said:
Nope I didn't!! :( Wanna do it again? :devil: :p

The question was "Did you orgasm?" Answer to your question, "Sure but it might take me a few minutes, I'm not a machine."
 
Re: Re: Re: Nightengale

DrHike said:
The question was "Did you orgasm?" Answer to your question, "Sure but it might take me a few minutes, I'm not a machine."

Well! hahahahahaha!! You're too funny! :D

It doesn't take that long when you're with me! *lol* Very quick turn-around!
 
Stall king

1stTwistedSistr said:
Well! hahahahahaha!! You're too funny! :D

It doesn't take that long when you're with me! *lol* Very quick turn-around!

Ever feel like I'm stalking you (in a good way) between the Cali and the Game. Quit moving and guide me in.
 
Re: Stall king

DrHike said:
Ever feel like I'm stalking you (in a good way) between the Cali and the Game. Quit moving and guide me in.

But I love the thrill of the chase! You'll have to catch me and play caveman with me!

Stalk on Dr.!

And if you need guidance..... well... maybe we should talk first! :D

Ohhhh... you changed the AV! I loved that other one! It looked right at me when I stared at it! *lol*
 
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Guide Dog

1stTwistedSistr said:
And if you need guidance..... well... maybe we should talk first! :D

I said guide me (not guidance, duh...I've already got a career)
:D

It's just that sometimes the "mind of its own" likes to use the backdoor instead of meeting the date at the front door to say hello first.
 
Re: Guide Dog

DrHike said:
I said guide me (not guidance, duh...I've already got a career)
:D

It's just that sometimes the "mind of its own" likes to use the backdoor instead of meeting the date at the front door to say hello first.

But sometimes the back door is the best one to use! Especially if you're sneaking in or out! And at those times who the hell needs a hello?!?!

*giggling* :D
 
Re: Guide Dog

1stTwistedSistr said:
But sometimes the back door is the best one to use! Especially if you're sneaking in or out! And at those times who the hell needs a hello?!?!

*giggling* :D

Well then open the screen door baby cause Daddy's coming in the backdoor with a full load (looks like you've been busy in the kitchen already). What's to eat?
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Hey Dr. and playing one!

No I didn't!

*lol* :D

Here it is again.... look quick cuz I'm playing Sugar with it!

Now listen!!! send me a bloody copy! I missed it again lol
 
Re: Re: Guide Dog

1stTwistedSistr said:
But sometimes the back door is the best one to use! Especially if you're sneaking in or out! And at those times who the hell needs a hello?!?!

*giggling* :D

Back Door? Sounds like anal sex to me ....:devil:
 
Double shot

Ukin said:
Now listen!!! send me a bloody copy! I missed it again lol

You missed both. The high point of MM. I'll take the creme filled one, actually I'll have the other also. Sorry UK. Early bird gets the worm (accountants sprucing up on tax law get nothing).
 
Re: Re: Guide Dog

DrHike said:
Well then open the screen door baby cause Daddy's coming in the backdoor with a full load (looks like you've been busy in the kitchen already). What's to eat?


Kitty! :cathappy:

Dr. You have PM!
 
Re: Double shot

DrHike said:
You missed both. The high point of MM. I'll take the creme filled one, actually I'll have the other also. Sorry UK. Early bird gets the worm (accountants sprucing up on tax law get nothing).

Dammit..I am here, sprucing up on your antiquated tax system and rules..and I miss something delectable, lickable....oh well...oh well :(
 
Highly delectable (I love to eat cat).
What's the UK tax system? divide what you make in half, give half to the Queen and the other half to the church. Let them eat cake (sorry that was the Frogs). I like frog legs too (not nearly as well as cat though).:D

nice bike by the way
 
Re-horsing

So Sugar how was the voice this evening?

(thinking to himself) if you're talking to yourself is it a form of masturbation? Only if you talk dirty.
 
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DrHike said:
Highly delectable (I love to eat cat).
What's the UK tax system? divide what you make in half, give half to the Queen and the other half to the church. Let them eat cake (sorry that was the Frogs). I like frog legs too (not nearly as well as cat though).:D

nice bike by the way

Thanks about the bike!

The Queen gets nothing nowadays..even she pays taxes lol..and the Church? They get nothing...we give it all to layabouts, wasters, illegal immigrants.

Actually, we are to blame for your tax system...you copied it from us..sorry. However, we have moved on, made it simpler...BUT we do pay more in taxes than over here...gas, nearly $6 a gallon, $4 of that is tax...starting rate of tax 10% for the first $3000 then 20% for the rest...anything you earn over around $50,000 is taxed at 40%...no tax relief on mortgages..nor on DMV fees

I don't like the Frogs..damn French..they are the ones letting all the immigrants into Britain..and they burn our lambs.
 
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