California Directory

[Lance Hardrock]

Re: Re: Holy smokes lady

You are a difficult person to forget, Lance. And I mean that in the nicest way possible!

I've been a little here and a little there. Mostly back at writing, so not as much time for the boards as I once did. But I'm around now and again.

I can see I shall have to stop by here more often and properly meet the "regs".

Why thank you, my dear. I've read your stories on lit and may I say you are a wonderful writer. I sure hope you pursue that ambition. I sent you a sample of my scribbling and hope you enjoy it. Check your PM box.

Glad to have you back.

 

[buckminsterfutt]

Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Hey Buck! Welcum to Wally World! We're just here for the fun!

Cherrie's In

Thnx for the welcum, oh Twisted One.

I'm hanging here to swap naughty stories and make some new ones to tell later. So much fun being wicked and naughty...

buck futt

 

[buckminsterfutt]

Re: Welcum

Yeppers, ole Buck, just take off your clothes and cum on down. I'm here for the sex.... err.... fun.....err.....sex is fun.

LOL, not enough blood for my brain and cock it seems.

Thnx Lance!! Yeah, same thing for all us guys - if we had enough blood for both our heads and our peckers the world would not be nearly as kinky or as much fun... for us at least...

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Thnx for the welcum, oh Twisted One.

I'm hanging here to swap naughty stories and make some new ones to tell later. So much fun being wicked and naughty...

buck futt

Please, call me Cherrie...

Oh yes, it is isn't it! I just loooooove bein' naughty! *giggling*

Cherrie's In

 

[Ukin]

Re: Morning E !

So I take this really nice pic with the cleavage thing going on, right? I take it over to my Paint Shop Pro and resize the $&^%#$ to 150x150 pixels and it tells me that it's still too big! Ggggrrrrrrr... Is it my fault that my tits are huge? *lol* Not fair I tell you! Not fair at all!

Cherrie's In

Cherrie? Can I be the official tester of tits? Or is that being perverted?

 

[Ukin]

Morning, Ukin and Rosie..thanks about the av..Your new one is great, too Rosie.

Yep..San Diego..home of sun, surf sex and sensual women..LOL Come on down Ukin..

E..one invite is fun...two invites is a tease...3 invites gets me hard...4 invites gets me stroking....and 5? Well...if I come down..can I go down?

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Morning E !

Cherrie? Can I be the official tester of tits? Or is that being perverted?

Ummmm... Yeah, I guess you can! Just as soon as I figure out how to make them smaller so I can post them as my AV! Ggggrrrrrr.......
*giggling*

Cherrie's In

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Morning E !

Ummmm... Yeah, I guess you can! Just as soon as I figure out how to make them smaller so I can post them as my AV! Ggggrrrrrr.......
*giggling*

Cherrie's In

If you want Cherrie..send it to me and I will do it for you I love playing with tits

 

[buckminsterfutt]

Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Hiya buckminster...this is a cali directory, yep..and don't worry about newbie questions..there's always someone around who will help you out..

Welcome to lit ...enjoy yourself here.

edited cuz..just cuz..sorry if you read my spellling of your name buck..

Thnx to all my fellow SD lust manics and the others for the very warm welcome. Much appreciated by this lowly, unworthy newbie dweeb. Didn't notice my name was misspelled.

Another stupid question - why is this thingie called a "directory"? Am I truly so clueless as to expect to see list of folks herein? or did I miss it??

And one more last question, how long am I expected to wear this lame ass newbie propeller beanie?

Lance insisted I wear one and run round NAKED at the beach all day.... it was very embarassing.. And you should see what I burned. Ouch! It's very red and hot and there's some swelling... Ya wanna I should post a picture so you can see how big?

Ya know, I may need some first aid gel applied gently by some soft hands...

Or maybe a little kiss just to make it feel better?? That would make Lance's newbie beanie patrol worth doing again. Yeah....

A newbie? Yes.

A horn dog? Always.

A damn fool? Nooooo. heh, heh heh

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Thnx to all my fellow SD lust manics and the others for the very warm welcome. Much appreciated by this lowly, unworthy newbie dweeb. Didn't notice my name was misspelled.

Another stupid question - why is this thingie called a "directory"? Am I truly so clueless as to expect to see list of folks herein? or did I miss it??

And one more last question, how long am I expected to wear this lame ass newbie propeller beanie?

Lance insisted I wear one and run round NAKED at the beach all day.... it was very embarassing.. And you should see what I burned. Ouch! It's very red and hot and there's some swelling... Ya wanna I should post a picture so you can see how big?

Ya know, I may need some first aid gel applied gently by some soft hands...

Or maybe a little kiss just to make it feel better?? That would make Lance's newbie beanie patrol worth doing again. Yeah....

A newbie? Yes.

A horn dog? Always.




A damn fool? Nooooo. heh, heh heh

Hi Ya Buckminsterfutt

Welcome to lit.... I think this started as a thread for Californians to come in and introduce themselves, which is why its called a directory... But somehow (like most of the threads here on the Playground)... its become a place where people hang out and let it hang out...

Don't let yourself be fooled honey... You don't have to wear a beanie... and Lance shouldn't have made you run around getting sunburned in sensitive places.... Ouch...BAD LANCE!!! If you have any questions you just ask me or one of the other nice ladies here... we wouldn't make you do anything you don't want too....


Have fun.... and there is no stupid questions... but from the crazy people here you might get some stupid answers.... but It will be fun... I promise....

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Hi Ya Buckminsterfutt

If you have any questions you just ask me or one of the other nice ladies here... we wouldn't make you do anything you don't want too....


Have fun.... and there is no stupid questions... but from the crazy people here you might get some stupid answers.... but It will be fun... I promise....

Buck...Welcome to the Cali field of beautiful, vibrant and dead horny ladies...but beware..there are some on here that will tell you little white lies..**looking at the above** and the same one or two...or three or more are absolute teasers and they do it so well *chuckling*

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Buck...Welcome to the Cali field of beautiful, vibrant and dead horny ladies...but beware..there are some on here that will tell you little white lies..**looking at the above** and the same one or two...or three or more are absolute teasers and they do it so well *chuckling*

Just what "little white lies".... I will not be SLANDERED Ukin... BEWARE!!!

you don't want to get my blood boiling!!

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Just what "little white lies".... I will not be SLANDERED Ukin... BEWARE!!!

you don't want to get my blood boiling!!

It's not your blood I want to see my little hot teaser

Little white lies? How did you know I was referring to your post, just cos I said *looking above*

Slandered? Now my little butterfly..would I have the audacity to even try to slander you? Something else...maybe...but slander? No honey..never..I am English..and I am so shy and reserved..remember?

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

It's not your blood I want to see my little hot teaser

Little white lies? How did you know I was referring to your post, just cos I said *looking above*

Slandered? Now my little butterfly..would I have the audacity to even try to slander you? Something else...maybe...but slander? No honey..never..I am English..and I am so shy and reserved..remember?

oh... forgive me dear Ukin... how could I have EVER, EVER thought you were anything.... but shy, reserved and retiring... BAD BAD Rosie....

 

[Ukin]

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oh... forgive me dear Ukin... how could I have EVER, EVER thought you were anything.... but shy, reserved and retiring... BAD BAD Rosie....

My dear little Rosie...you do put it so nicely..and naturally there is no need for forgivness...just ...nahhh..I cannot bring myself to say ... "Get on your knees and get ready"...the English retiring and reserved self will not allow me to say that to someone as sweet and demure...not to mention, seductive and serene..as you

 

[lilrosie lips]

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My dear little Rosie...you do put it so nicely..and naturally there is no need for forgivness...just ...nahhh..I cannot bring myself to say ... "Get on your knees and get ready"...the English retiring and reserved self will not allow me to say that to someone as sweet and demure...not to mention, seductive and serene..as you

Oh my ... you do lay it on thick.... but I like it....Like Oliver Twist said... Please Sir... can I have some more?

 

[Ukin]

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Oh my ... you do lay it on thick.... but I like it....Like Oliver Twist said... Please Sir... can I have some more?

But...did he get more? Or did he get a spanking

 

[lilrosie lips]

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But...did he get more? Or did he get a spanking

Actually I think he got thrown out of the work house....would you do that to me???

 

[Ukin]

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Actually I think he got thrown out of the work house....would you do that to me???

Spank you? If you wished me too..of course, anything to please a lady

OH!! damn it...No...read that wrong...No honey..I wouldn't throw you out of the workhouse...only onto the bed....or against the wall....or wherever

 

[lilrosie lips]

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Spank you? If you wished me too..of course, anything to please a lady

OH!! damn it...No...read that wrong...No honey..I wouldn't throw you out of the workhouse...only onto the bed....or against the wall....or wherever

Don;t throw me too hard.... I bruise eaisly...

 

[Ukin]

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Don;t throw me too hard.... I bruise eaisly...

Then I will be careful and ensure that any bruised parts would be kissed and treated tenderly...plenty of oils to soothe the aching and brusied body

 

[lilrosie lips]

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Then I will be careful and ensure that any bruised parts would be kissed and treated tenderly...plenty of oils to soothe the aching and brusied body

ummmm then I wouldn't complain if that is the aftercare I would get...

 

[Dbtk44]

The thread that never sleeps.... Good evening Ukin and lilrosie, how are y'all doing this fine evening?

 

[Dbtk44]

I think I gotta get here earlier next time...everybody call it a night?

 

[Ukin]

ummmm then I wouldn't complain if that is the aftercare I would get...

Oh good..that is one complaint stopped from hitting my ears