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[buckminsterfutt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: new southern calif. dude

Hi Ya Buckminsterfutt

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Don't let yourself be fooled honey... You don't have to wear a beanie... and Lance shouldn't have made you run around getting sunburned in sensitive places.... Ouch...BAD LANCE!!! If you have any questions you just ask me or one of the other nice ladies here... we wouldn't make you do anything you don't want too....

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Last time I listen to Lance.

That sun burn hurtz.

Hey RosieLips,

Aren't you a nurse? Would you make it feel better for me??

I'm sure you know how to treat it correctly... A little TLC with those RosieLips of yours would be just what the doctor ordered.

Isn't that treatment taught in nurse's training? That is what everybody expects from nurses ya know? ;-)

painfully yours,

buckminster futt

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Welcum to the Funny Farm!

i guess i should sign in...i'm about 2 hours north of LA

Hey DarlingPen! Have a great time here, we all do!

Don't listen to anything Lance tries to talk you into! Just ask Buck if you don't want to take my word for it!

Cherrie's In

 

[enjoyingitall]

E..one invite is fun...two invites is a tease...3 invites gets me hard...4 invites gets me stroking....and 5? Well...if I come down..can I go down?

Oh Ukin, you had be LMAO at this post....And as to your question, I'm gonna tell you the same thing about so cal women that I have about nor cal...you just have to get out there and find one!

 

[enjoyingitall]

I see you found a way to use your pic as an av Cherrie! Looks great..

Buck...again welcome. I guess I missed you while you on, but it looks like the cali welcome wagon was out in force. Stick around, it's bound to be lots of fun for you here...you've been greeted by some of the friendliest folks here..ukin..rosie..and cherrie.

Morning, dbt..hope you have a great day.

 

[Dbtk44]

Re: G'nite!

See ya tomorrow! Sweet Dreams! (Or erotic ones!)

Cherrie's In

Had the scariest dream last night.....big dude had me cornered in an alley, and he pulled out a razor! I got away though, because he couldn't find anywhere to plug it in...

Tat looks cool! Thanks for the better view...
I used to live beneath someone who HAD to be a pogo stick tester or something...she also loved to clean and vacuum at 3:15am. Then there was the couple next to me that...well, put it this way, if I didn't hear the bedpost knocking against the wall I woulda figured they just had the porn movies turned up loud. They both must have been part rabbit and part banshee...

 

[Dbtk44]

The Lovely Legs of E

G'morning E! I do believe my day WILL indeed be a great one now...

I got TWO AV's from you this morning...LOVE IT!! Started this boy's day out on a good note, You and Cherrie did. Hope you have a great day too

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: The Lovely Legs of E

G'morning E! I do believe my day WILL indeed be a great one now...

I got TWO AV's from you this morning...LOVE IT!! Started this boy's day out on a good note, You and Cherrie did. Hope you have a great day too

LOL..all kind of good ways to start you day when you stop by lit..
Have a fun one.

 

[Dbtk44]

Re: Re: The Lovely Legs of E

LOL..all kind of good ways to start you day when you stop by lit..
Have a fun one.

I'm happily starting to get that idea... have to start making this part of my morning routine! Big cup of coffee and the LLL's....both of 'em seem to perk me up quite a bit...

 

[Dbtk44]

Re: Re: *lol*

I noticed it! Love the tattoo too bad I can't make out more detail, here's mine.

Nice Celtic cross Lady Sam! looks like it's got some good detail...closer look sometime maybe ? Love to see more....of the cross..*L* ..you know what I mean...

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Huh?

Ok, Ok, what did I do? I'm innocent I tell you. Nobody saw me do it. Nobody can prove I did it. What did I do?

Gheesh, just cause I like to get the women to dispose of those pesky clothes doesn't mean I want them sunburn. The cure for that is for them to put ME on.

Did some lady get sunburned in a sensitive spot? I am a doctor you know. Well... I play doctor.


Wow, Cherrie glad you got the av thing working. Now let me snuggle up between those tattoos of yours.

And Lady Sam, we gotta talk honey. I want to pay homage to your cross. Wow, where you been all this time.


Enjoy, I already told you where that av of yours can sit. Wow, baby.

 

[SexyChele]

Goodness, I know I posted in here somewhere yesterday, but can't find it now! *LOL*

Just cruisin' by to say good afternoon to all, and hope everyone's day is going well.

Lance? You play doctor? Well, isn't that a coincidence! I just happen to play nurse!

Be back later!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Huh?

Ok, Ok, what did I do? I'm innocent I tell you. Nobody saw me do it. Nobody can prove I did it. What did I do?

Gheesh, just cause I like to get the women to dispose of those pesky clothes doesn't mean I want them sunburn. The cure for that is for them to put ME on.

Did some lady get sunburned in a sensitive spot? I am a doctor you know. Well... I play doctor.


Wow, Cherrie glad you got the av thing working. Now let me snuggle up between those tattoos of yours.

And Lady Sam, we gotta talk honey. I want to pay homage to your cross. Wow, where you been all this time.


Enjoy, I already told you where that av of yours can sit. Wow, baby.

Ummmm... hey Lance? That was Buck that got sunburned!!! *lol*

Hey everybody! Great day today even if I did sleep through most of it!

Cherrie's In

 

[Ukin]

Holy Moly!!

I sign on...come to this Thread and what happens? I get an instant erection!

E...that Av is...ermmm...sheesh....HOT. You do have wonderful legs lass..not to mention a nice looking ass.

Then Sis....damn it girl.....I want my tongue to trace those tats

 

[Ukin]

[B
Tricks is tops Ukin! By the way...didn't get to ask ya...how was the Meatloaf concert, did you end up going? Can't remember the date off hand, but I thought ithad passed already... [/B]

It sure has passed my friend..it was last Saturday..and what a show it was too..open air, by a lake..and the sexy Patty Rousoe singing with him. The only trouble I had was I went alone...shame that.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Morning E !

Well, it seems as though I've figured it out!!!

What do ya think? Cleavage city! And I'm not even bent over!

Cherrie's in

Cherrie? What do I think? Do you REALLY want to know that I am sat here with a pair of tight shorts that are getting tighter?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hey Ukin..

Thanks, sweetie..but ya know..if you don't want that errr instant erection thingy to happen...you could always turn off the avs..yeah..right..like you're gonna do that!

Hope you're feeling chipper this evening.

 

[Ukin]

Hey Ukin..

Thanks, sweetie..but ya know..if you don't want that errr instant erection thingy to happen...you could always turn off the avs..yeah..right..like you're gonna do that!

Hope you're feeling chipper this evening.

Yes E..as if i am going to turn the av's OFF!!

I am feeling very chipper my dear, thank you..and do I like that av lass.
I am thinking of one a little risque too...but then, it would only make people turn off the av's..and then they would miss yours, Cherrie's and Rosie's wonderful poses...and that wouldn't be fair

 

[lilrosie lips]

Yes E..as if i am going to turn the av's OFF!!

I am feeling very chipper my dear, thank you..and do I like that av lass.
I am thinking of one a little risque too...but then, it would only make people turn off the av's..and then they would miss yours, Cherrie's and Rosie's wonderful poses...and that wouldn't be fair

LOL.. Ukin I doubt that would happen... Enjoying... I think he wants us to beg him... LOL

 

[enjoyingitall]

LOL rosie..I'm thinking you're right..he prolly does..but I just can't imagine a proper English gent posted a risque av...LOL I'm sure it won't happen. No..never...He is just teasing us..So I'm not gonna ask..

you don't think that was begging do ya?

 

[lilrosie lips]

LOL rosie..I'm thinking you're right..he prolly does..but I just can't imagine a proper English gent posted a risque av...LOL I'm sure it won't happen. No..never...He is just teasing us..So I'm not gonna ask..

you don't think that was begging do ya?

Nope I don't...

of course I have my doubts as to just how proper Ukin really is....

 

[Ukin]

MMMmm..I see E and Rose think that I am wanting to be begged...hell no ladies...I am English..far too reserved and uptight (or is that just up?). I have to keep the American thoughts of us Brits being that way..but then again...I have been here a year now..so I am losing a LITTLE of the British trait for shyness and boring status

 

[lilrosie lips]

MMMmm..I see E and Rose think that I am wanting to be begged...hell no ladies...I am English..far too reserved and uptight (or is that just up?). I have to keep the American thoughts of us Brits being that way..but then again...I have been here a year now..so I am losing a LITTLE of the British trait for shyness and boring status

okay dokie cutie... no begging.... no squirming... no pleading... no women on their knees for you....

So how was your day??

 

[Ukin]

okay dokie cutie... no begging.... no squirming... no pleading... no women on their knees for you....

So how was your day??

Hey!! You never said anything about the squirming, the women on the knees before? That is NOT fair to change the rules halfway though...you do have this teasing down to a FINE ART
Carry on Teasing Nursie

My day was like the others....quiet and long hon. I have to drive 45 minutes to work, and be there by 8 until 5.30..but hell, it's a job I have an interview on Monday for another one, closer to home..and the boss of this business is a lady..and even better for me..she is ENGLISH! The agency tell me she is only looking at my Resume..which tells me, if we click, it's mine!
Psst...wanna ride in my new car when I get it? Spyder Convertible..we can drive with the top down...both tops..yours and the cars...wind blowing on your nipples....oh shit..here I go again..I have FINE ART on the mind now

 

[lilrosie lips]

Hey!! You never said anything about the squirming, the women on the knees before? That is NOT fair to change the rules halfway though...you do have this teasing down to a FINE ART
Carry on Teasing Nursie

My day was like the others....quiet and long hon. I have to drive 45 minutes to work, and be there by 8 until 5.30..but hell, it's a job I have an interview on Monday for another one, closer to home..and the boss of this business is a lady..and even better for me..she is ENGLISH! The agency tell me she is only looking at my Resume..which tells me, if we click, it's mine!
Psst...wanna ride in my new car when I get it? Spyder Convertible..we can drive with the top down...both tops..yours and the cars...wind blowing on your nipples....oh shit..here I go again..I have FINE ART on the mind now

long day.... i know that well.... used to have an 1 1/2 hr drive each way to work in the past... Would love to ride in a convertible spyder.... what ever that is??? is it like the batmobile???

As for the begging... just what did you think begging women were supposed to be doing... no do-overs here doll....

PS... good luck on the job.... better not be too American!!! LOL

 

[Ukin]

long day.... i know that well.... used to have an 1 1/2 hr drive each way to work in the past... Would love to ride in a convertible spyder.... what ever that is??? is it like the batmobile???

As for the begging... just what did you think begging women were supposed to be doing... no do-overs here doll....

PS... good luck on the job.... better not be too American!!! LOL

it's a Mitsubushi car lol...dunno about the Batmobile...but it does go like a Bat Out Of Hell.

Darn..I have such a lot to learn haven't I? I have really messed thisngs up for myself..I could have had two begging, two very hot, two...shit...it's not worth thinking about the rest..it is gone

I promise Rosie..I will at least retain my English accent