California Directory

[1stTwistedSistr]

Give it a minute hon!

What happened to the heat? I flew all the way from Chicago to get some dry California heat and it has been cool and windy since I arrived.

It'll warm up! It's early in the day yet! *lol*

Hope you're enjoying your visit anyway!

A's in w/C

 

[Missy52]

Hi There Oldest !!

Re: Hot

You went to the wrong place in Calif Oldest, Central Calif (Fresno) is where its so damn hot lol That I can Guarantee Ya !!!

 

[enjoyingitall]

What happened to the heat? I flew all the way from Chicago to get some dry California heat and it has been cool and windy since I arrived.

Just wait for that pesky marine layer to fade away and it warms up nicely..

Hope you're having a nice visit in Cali.

 

[OldestMotive]

I'm a few miles east of Oakland...out in the San Ramon, Dublin, Pleasanton area. I guess it was 113 last week. I was hoping it would cool off from that, but it has been downright chilly.

I'm sure it will warm up.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Morning all

First Gratz to Ukin for getting a job (with a bunch of women too. Good move there my friend. <wink wink>) and also for 1000 posts. I love your title too. Seems that between you and me we can take care of the ladies top and bottom. Oooooh, nice visual there.


So nice to see everyone here, EJ, Cherrie, Missy, Lilrosie and everyone else too.


Oh wait a minute, what is this about EJs and BJs? That sure "perked" me up.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Morning Lance...EJ and BJ.??? And now you're perky..LOL
I wasn't involved in the BJ that was going on here..

 

[Lance Hardrock]

But you could be.....

Morning Lance...EJ and BJ.??? And now you're perky..LOL
I wasn't involved in the BJ that was going on here..

Oh, the lines I could cum up with about you being involved in a BJ. MMmmmm, but this is a moral thread, so we need to keep it clean.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Morning all

First Gratz to Ukin for getting a job (with a bunch of women too. Good move there my friend. <wink wink>) and also for 1000 posts. I love your title too. Seems that between you and me we can take care of the ladies top and bottom. Oooooh, nice visual there.


So nice to see everyone here, EJ, Cherrie, Missy, Lilrosie and everyone else too.


Oh wait a minute, what is this about EJs and BJs? That sure "perked" me up.

Lance me old mate..thank you on both counts..the job and the 1000..it's hell working with 4 women mate
I have been granted access to the personal trainer next week..I asked the boss if "he" is tough...she smiled..it's not a HE...but a SHE!!!

I am going to LOVE this job hahahaha

 

[Ukin]

Morning Lance...EJ and BJ.??? And now you're perky..LOL
I wasn't involved in the BJ that was going on here..

That's a shame Ej...A big shame

Errrmm..Ej..can you lean just a little more? Or even better...
"Nooo..stop that Ukin..stop thinking of asking her to lose the bra, you are a dirty old man...so STOP right now" say's the other half of my Gemini personality..the good half.

"F*** off you bloody goodie-goodie-twoshoes fool..I wanna see those nipples" Say's the naughty side of the Gemini in me.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Oh Ukin you crack me up...

So,,you started the job today? Hope it went well for you, hon.

 

[Ukin]

Oh Ukin you crack me up...

So,,you started the job today? Hope it went well for you, hon.

I am honestly..I really am resisting saying "I'd love to up your crack" **slamming the suitcase lid shut on the naughty half of me**

Ej..it went wonderfully honey, thank you so much

** "get back in that f***ing suitcase your perverted kinky SOB" **

 

[Ukin]

Re: Morning Everyone!

Looks like a grey day so far!

Everyone have a great week!!!

Heh heh! Tomorrow is hUMp day!!! Heh heh!

C's in

Cherrie? I though I was meeting you on Saturday? Don't tell me I have th date wrong? What the hell am I to do with all this Viagra now? Dammit.

 

[enjoyingitall]

I am honestly..I really am resisting saying "I'd love to up your crack" **slamming the suitcase lid shut on the naughty half of me**

Ej..it went wonderfully honey, thank you so much

** "get back in that f***ing suitcase your perverted kinky SOB" **

fine job you did of resisting the urge there, hon!

Glad it went well..Hope you have many more days like that there.

 

[Ukin]

fine job you did of resisting the urge there, hon!

Glad it went well..Hope you have many more days like that there.

I am quite adept at resisting urges sweetie..but at times..they get too great and I have to do something

I think all the days there will be like today Ej..so relaxed and friendly, as it has to be with only 5 staff. I like fun and friendly palces..that's why I love the two threads I frequent....I could say it's the nice av's that keep me cumming (no pun) back for more.

 

[lilrosie lips]

I am honestly..I really am resisting saying "I'd love to up your crack" **slamming the suitcase lid shut on the naughty half of me**

Ej..it went wonderfully honey, thank you so much

** "get back in that f***ing suitcase your perverted kinky SOB" **

Lol.... I like the naughty side...

Oh and that crack about the crack reminds me of something I heard yesterday driving home...

I always listen to NPR News to and from work... and they of course don't have commercials but are sponsered by some hugh foundations....Such as "All Things Considered sponsered by the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation for the study of human health and promotion of international understanding to preserve a better world", or something equally somber and boring sounding. But yesterday here comes the sponser..."All things Considered brought to you by "Zim's Crack Cream "

I about drove right off the side of the overpass....LMAO

 

[enjoyingitall]

I was gonna say you showed restraint...but then I thought..Oh my..he would have fun with that wording..lol but here it is anyway.

Sounds like you've landed in a good spot for yourself..both with the job and the threads you frequent.

 

[enjoyingitall]

OMG.. rosie..too funny...LMAO

And people say NPR is boring...??? LOL


and hiya..hope you're having a good one.

 

[lilrosie lips]

OMG.. rosie..too funny...LMAO

And people say NPR is boring...??? LOL


and hiya..hope you're having a good one.

LOL... obviously they aren't always boring...

Hope your having a good one too...

 

[Ukin]

I love this thread....it has all my favorite women on here...and all have cleavage/tit av's...I am in heaven

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

lol

Oh Ukin you crack me up...

So,,you started the job today? Hope it went well for you, hon.

Nice segue E!!! *lol*

C's in

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Re: Re: Morning Everyone!

Cherrie? I though I was meeting you on Saturday? Don't tell me I have th date wrong? What the hell am I to do with all this Viagra now? Dammit.

Hahahahahaha!!! Funny Ukin, very funny!


A's in

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Morning Everyone!

Hahahahahaha!!! Funny Ukin, very funny!


A's in

Funny? You call walking round with a raging hard on..one that refuses to go down funny?
I best not take anymore

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: lol

Nice segue E!!! *lol*

C's in

Thanks!! Sometimes ya hafta to think quickly here..

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hmmmm..

Lookie there I'm almost halfway to 1000 posts! Gee, do you get a brownie button for 500?

C's A

 

[Ukin]

Re: Hmmmm..

Lookie there I'm almost halfway to 1000 posts! Gee, do you get a brownie button for 500?

C's A

Cherrie...nope but you can have a Viagra charged piece of something if you want