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I'm new to Lit---
Want to read some of this before I post
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Want to read some of this before I post
Calling all Southerners
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Welcome! 
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MUSDAWG89 said:
Hello to you too!
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sirgary said:...ya'll sweat'in down there?...
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Not as bad as it was thankfully
...back when I was younger....
As it dissappeared, I looked up and into her eyes and turned crimson with embarrassment but she just smiled...
I often wonder what it would be like to be the single drop, traveling in that deep valley...
...I am sorry to say, I hope it doesn't cool down anytime soon down there...=)
... ...
...I wanted to be a single drop of sweat once....it was a hotter than hell day...the woman was about ten years older than me and very sexy...a single drop of sweat traveled down her front between, what I am sure, were the two most beautiful breast in the world.Dirty_Angel26 said:
As it dissappeared, I looked up and into her eyes and turned crimson with embarrassment but she just smiled...
I often wonder what it would be like to be the single drop, traveling in that deep valley...
...I am sorry to say, I hope it doesn't cool down anytime soon down there...=)
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Anyone from Alabama lurking around here?
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throbingpussy said:
...nope...but I did pass through a wee bit last Thursday...on way to Nasheville...
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Its actually getting cooler in the mornings and late afternoon..hope everyone enjoys thier day 
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mornin' everyone!
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hey Y'all..............from Alabama
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So Missouri is a border state can i still post here? Hey i was born in Arkansas? Does that count?
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Slow Ride469 said:
Hello darlin'
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fyrfyter_1961 said:So Missouri is a border state can i still post here? Hey i was born in Arkansas? Does that count?
Of course.. everyone is welcome
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Thanks Angel. I think i would like it here.Dirty_Angel26 said:Of course.. everyone is welcome
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Dirty_Angel26 said:
hi neighbor
I love the av
~drools~
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fyrfyter_1961 said:Thanks Angel. I think i would like it here.
Well I hope you do darlin'
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Goodmorning everyone...have a wonderful hump day!! 
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-95 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age & race.
11. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah..... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati c all that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-Techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holiday s.
17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
18. The South is the greatest!! If you are from the South, you are part of the best people in the USA!!
19. The song "Dixie" is STILL our second National Anthem. We're always AMERICANS first. You'll never hear us say we're "hyphened Americans". (Afro-American, Muslim-American, Hispanic-America, etc.). WE'RE PURE AMERICANS, first, last, and always.
A true Southerner will truely understand this.
A yankee probably will not.
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-95 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age & race.
11. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah..... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati c all that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-Techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holiday s.
17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
18. The South is the greatest!! If you are from the South, you are part of the best people in the USA!!
19. The song "Dixie" is STILL our second National Anthem. We're always AMERICANS first. You'll never hear us say we're "hyphened Americans". (Afro-American, Muslim-American, Hispanic-America, etc.). WE'RE PURE AMERICANS, first, last, and always.
A true Southerner will truely understand this.
A yankee probably will not.
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