Can we talk about the perfect breast size?

[StillStunned]

but I NEVER write a male main character with anything less than an above average cock. Not that I provide measurements, but I make it clear they aren't small.

"You won't get many of those for a fiver!"

 

[pink_silk_glove]

How you said it displays much about you. The utter arrogance and narcissism displayed by the essence of your statement, "you're a freakin' no talent hack if you don't do it like I think you should" speak volumes. It's rather entertaining to watch because you haven't a clue as to how much you are telling about yourself.

Now you're misquoting me and attacking me personally. Keep it up so everyone can witness your immature tantrum.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

The only time I've mentioned a breast size is for a character with very large breasts (each comparable to her head), and her girlfriend muses, "I didn't know bras came in a KK cup until I got together with her!"

Given Europe measures bands in cm, not inches, and there's differences in how letters increase between the US and UK (some American bras use triple letters like EEE?), avoiding international confusion is another reason not to use bra sizes.

 

[MajorRewrite]

It’s all about the total package. I try to give each of my female characters a physical trait that will stick in the reader’s head. Something to set her apart from the pack. One was a short little “pint size sex kitten”. Another had a distinctive snake tattoo that wrapped around her leg, up her side, and around her arm.

Anyway, about boobs: the female lead of my most viewed story had big fake boobs. A few commenters said they hate fake boobs, but the overall rating of the story is fine (red H).

That was the only time I’ve given a character fake boobs. I think it’s a characteristic that helps define her personality because they’re a personal decision and not just genetic. Thoughts?

 

[Comshaw]

Now you're misquoting me and attacking me personally. Keep it up so everyone can witness your immature tantrum.

Misquoting? Can you read English, or understand a metaphor? Please go back and reread my post. You will find I never quoted you. Let me repeat what I did say,

"The utter arrogance and narcissism displayed by the essence of your statement, "you're a freakin' no talent hack if you don't do it like I think you should" speak volumes."

If you consider that quoting or even misquoting you then you either can't understand the substance of the sentence or you have verified I hit the essence of what you said spot on. Which is it? Choose wisely.

Attacking you personally? I wouldn't characterize it as an attack. More like an analysis of your personality through your post. And while I did use a few sharp (but not insulting) words, it is much better, much more civil than the verbal shotgun you used to attack anyone using breast size in a story.


Comshaw

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Misquoting? Can you read English, or understand a metaphor? Please go back and reread my post. You will find I never quoted you. Let me repeat what I did say,

If you consider that quoting or even misquoting you then you either can't understand the substance of the sentence or you have verified I hit the essence of what you said spot on. Which is it? Choose wisely.

Attacking you personally? I wouldn't characterize it as an attack. More like an analysis of your personality through your post. And while I did use a few sharp (but not insulting) words, it is much better, much more civil than the verbal shotgun you used to attack anyone using breast size in a story.

Wrong again. That's not what I had said at all. It is only what you want to believe that I said, since you require me to be a villain to justify your angst. I have no control over that so you just go on and imbue whatever tone you want into these words that I type and keep assuming and making and ass out of you (not me).

And no you did not insult me (as much as you tried) as at this point I do not hold your opinion in any regard near high enough to consider against my person.

Anything else?

 

[Comshaw]

Wrong again. That's not what I had said at all. It is only what you want to believe that I said, since you require me to be a villain to justify your angst. I have no control over that so you just go on and imbue whatever tone you want into these words that I type and keep assuming and making and ass out of you (not me).

And no you did not insult me (as much as you tried) as at this point I do not hold your opinion in any regard near high enough to consider against my person.

Anything else?

Hmmmmm...
What you said:

If when you sit down to start a new story and one of the cornerstones of it is that the female character has 34C (or any other specific size to fit your fetish) tits, it screams hack writer.

What I interpreted the essence of your post to say:

"you're a freakin' no talent hack if you don't do it like I think you should"

Anyone with half a brain and one good eye can see both of those say the same thing. It's just that my interpretation of your post is in more honest and straightforward language. No mealy-mouthed horse apples trying to make an insult into something it's not.

Sorry but I didn't try to insult you. If I ever do there will be no doubt about it and I'll definitely make sure you are aware of it. If we ever do get into that kind of battle of wits, you might just want to wander off home, because you will be competing unarmed.

I will reiterate an earlier statement, What I did say wasn't an insult, just an observation of your personality with information supplied by your posts.

As far as your consideration of my opinion, it appears we are on equal terms there.

10-10 over...


Comshaw

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I don't mention breast size unless a character ask, or they bring it up. But none ever have smaller than a DD and hopefully my descriptions show that off. Yeah I'm a size king...

 

[colddiesel]

It's all good when they're in front. Elsewhere would raise too many questions, altho I am doing a story right now where centaurs are involved. I'm wondered whether centaur foals would breast-feed, a la the humanoid half, or would they feed as per mares and foals. The dilemma's we all face when going off the beaten track.

Kit 'em out like elephants. They, like women, have their breasts between their forelimbs. Though commenting on the elephantine qualities of your heroine's bosom, may spoil the mood of the story.

 

[TxRad]

Milk bath anyone?

 

[GoodBoy4Ever]

The perfect breast size is the one I am currently licking, sucking or pinching. Most of the breasts I have had have been fairly sizable, by chance not by design. So I wouldn't be opposed to experiencing small or very small breasts for the experience, and to see if I can please those women the same way.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

The perfect breast size is the one I am currently licking, sucking or pinching. Most of the breasts I have had have been fairly sizable, by chance not by design. So I wouldn't be opposed to experiencing small or very small breasts for the experience, and to see if I can please those women the same way.

All breasts are beautiful

 

[Comshaw]

I never said how I approach this subject. Yes I do use breast size, just like I'd describe height or hair color or any physical feature. And no I do not have a preference. The breasts are just a feature of a female. I've had the opportunity and honor of experiencing contact with both small and large breasts and both are perfect. It's the person they are attached to that I'm attracted to, not just a feature of their physical self.

However, when it comes to sex it's rather difficult to have a tit fuck with a pair of "A" cup tits. Not that it can't be done, but a pair of "DD's" are much better for that activity.

So yeah, I do use size descriptions when it's needed for the story. When it's needed to give the reader a mental picture of the character. I agree that sometimes it's best to let the reader's imagination set the look of the character. But there are times I do not want to do that. I want them to see a certain type of person. And to do that I need to paint as clear a picture as I can.

But then us hobby hack writers gotta hack don't we?


Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

The only thing more annoying than "36DDs" is "perfect 36DDs". There isn't an objective standard here, people!

Your comment on cock size made me realize something, though. I write female characters with a variety of body types/breast sizes, but I NEVER write a male main character with anything less than an above average cock. Not that I provide measurements, but I make it clear they aren't small.

Comshaw

 

[JaxRhapsody]

The only time I've mentioned a breast size is for a character with very large breasts (each comparable to her head), and her girlfriend muses, "I didn't know bras came in a KK cup until I got together with her!"

Given Europe measures bands in cm, not inches, and there's differences in how letters increase between the US and UK (some American bras use triple letters like EEE?), avoiding international confusion is another reason not to use bra sizes.

Oh yes, yes, yes, triple letters exist. What glort... what glory.

 

[4Play4us]

I know this is like polling everyone’s favorite flavor of ice cream, but I’m curious what the size of choice is for your female character’s? I always describe my heroin’s in terms of cup size or bra size with 34C being the boob du jour. According to Celeb Health Mag’s website: Scarlett Johansson, Alexandra Daddario, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kaley Cuoco, Brittney Spears, and Diane Lane all fall into the 32-36C range. Can we go wrong there?

I once heard, that, "more than a handful is a waste"

 

[jehoram]

Slim, full, heavy, buoyant, compact, jiggly, ripe, enticing, perky, concealed, beautiful, proportionate, perfect, pale, tanned, unexplored, flat, cum splattered...

Lactating...

 

[pink_silk_glove]

But then us hobby hack writers gotta hack don't we?

Wow, just wow. You had to get in that backhanded comment.

And all just because for umpteen hours I never took your nonsense bait. I let it go but you couldn't. The most immature and petty act I've seen on this forum? Dunno, but it ranks right up there.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Oh yes, yes, yes, triple letters exist. What glort... what glory.

Not here they don't. But it does mean that a pair of GGs isn't particularly unusual. The lass I was describing would more likely be a M cup but I didnt want half the audience not to recognise the letter as a cup size.

More than a handful is more fun (and a pillow!), small is sweet too.

 

[Bamagan]

Since variety is the spice of life, I recommend writing about women with two different sizes of breast. Or give them some extras, like a row down the torso or a third one in the back for dancing.

 

[Comshaw]

Wow, just wow. You had to get in that backhanded comment.

And all just because for umpteen hours I never took your nonsense bait. I let it go but you couldn't. The most immature and petty act I've seen on this forum? Dunno, but it ranks right up there.

Comshaw

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Not here they don't. But it does mean that a pair of GGs isn't particularly unusual. The lass I was describing would more likely be a M cup but I didnt want half the audience not to recognise the letter as a cup size.

More than a handful is more fun (and a pillow!), small is sweet too.

Not there but here in america. I believe we have the biggest natural tits holder; Norma Stitz. Forgot how big they were. I believe Germany holds the biggest fakes with a woman named Beshine. I think both are some triple cup size, especially Norma since she's a bbw.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Not there but here in america. I believe we have the biggest natural tits holder; Norma Stitz. Forgot how big they were. I believe Germany holds the biggest fakes with a woman named Beshine. I think both are some triple cup size, especially Norma since she's a bbw.

Triple letters don't necessarily mean very big - just that American bras go D, DD, DDD, then E, EE, EEE, F etc, as opposed to D, DD, E, EE, F, FF, G.

The late Lolo Ferrari from Eurotrash TV had the biggest implants in the world at the time, suggest on Wiki as 36T or 36MMM. Shame she was still unhappy.

 

[Comshaw]

I know my wife has complained for years about bra fit. Some fit well and some fit terribly and it doesn't seem to matter as to the expense of the item. After looking it up I found that the formula for determining cup size is the band measurement (around the chest above the breasts) subtracted from the bust measurement (around the chest and breasts).

This is a quick way to determine cup size, but to me makes no sense. It's like determining a guy's weight and pants size by how tall he is. While it works much of the time, if you throw in old fat men like me who are short round it fails miserably. It seems to me a volumetric measurement of the breast would be a much better and more accurate measurement leading to a much more comfortable bra. It seems to me that the closer one can get to fitting the bra to the breast size the more comfortable it would be.

Just a guy's ruminations on trying to help.

Comshaw

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'm thankful for my small breasts. No back ache from carrying around double Ds or bigger, not much sag possible, and no need to wear a bra if I wear something heavy to hide my nips.

I know my wife has complained for years about bra fit. Some fit well and some fit terribly and it doesn't seem to matter as to the expense of the item. After looking it up I found that the formula for determining cup size is the band measurement (around the chest above the breasts) subtracted from the bust measurement (around the chest and breasts).

This is a quick way to determine cup size, but to me makes no sense. It's like determining a guy's weight and pants size by how tall he is. While it works much of the time, if you throw in old fat men like me who are short round it fails miserably. It seems to me a volumetric measurement of the breast would be a much better and more accurate measurement leading to a much more comfortable bra. It seems to me that the closer one can get to fitting the bra to the breast size the more comfortable it would be.

Just a guy's ruminations on trying to help.

Comshaw