Georgia Girl
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Hello PZ...I'm around normally, just a little quiet sometimes.
When are you ever gonna get out of the bushes?
Dawn
When are you ever gonna get out of the bushes?
Dawn
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PaganZepher
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Dawn what does "get out of the bushes" mean? 
I have noticed you have said that several times but I just don't understand the question. Could you explain it here or in a PM? Thanks!
tn_8tiv I think we could work out a schedule to suit everyone's needs. I think we may even get some assistance from some bi ladies to help keep things from boiling over until their allotted time arrives. Of course some of the other guys that haven't posted for a while may want to join in this humanatarian work!
A good afternoon to all!
I have noticed you have said that several times but I just don't understand the question. Could you explain it here or in a PM? Thanks!tn_8tiv I think we could work out a schedule to suit everyone's needs. I think we may even get some assistance from some bi ladies to help keep things from boiling over until their allotted time arrives. Of course some of the other guys that haven't posted for a while may want to join in this humanatarian work!
A good afternoon to all!
Desdemona
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Happy Monday afternoon!
I'm home early to take back some "comp" time.
PZ and tn_8tiv... I'm gonna have to hold ya'll to that promise to take care of our needs.
Dawn.... how are you sweety?
Ravenstorm.... try not to melt into a puddle!
I'm home early to take back some "comp" time.
PZ and tn_8tiv... I'm gonna have to hold ya'll to that promise to take care of our needs.
Dawn.... how are you sweety?
Ravenstorm.... try not to melt into a puddle!
PaganZepher
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Des dear does "comp time" mean; compression, compassion, computer, compost, compare, compute, compend, complex, or compound???
I think you ought to compare the compassion shown to you by those off and on the computer and compute, the compost you create when you compound our lonely feelings when you fail to compend our complex hearts next to yours! So what kind of comp time are you taking???
I think you ought to compare the compassion shown to you by those off and on the computer and compute, the compost you create when you compound our lonely feelings when you fail to compend our complex hearts next to yours! So what kind of comp time are you taking???
Georgia Girl
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Hello everyone!!
Dessie love, I'm doing just fine. Back from the shopping excursion and beach time with antique people. I haven't had that much sleep in ages.
PZ....look at your location honey, you are in the bushes, I noticed it one day and just couldn't help myself, I thought you would catch on.
Ballgames today and tomorrow, see ya'll later on.
Dawn
Dessie love, I'm doing just fine. Back from the shopping excursion and beach time with antique people. I haven't had that much sleep in ages.
PZ....look at your location honey, you are in the bushes, I noticed it one day and just couldn't help myself, I thought you would catch on.
Ballgames today and tomorrow, see ya'll later on.
Dawn
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Oh poor Dawie baby..... I'm so sorry! I forgot you live in that state closer to Cuba than I do. It is not your fault that you did not know.......... The Palmetto is a tree with a fine tall stature! It is of historical significance to those that love freedom everywhere! To call it a bush is to call Atlanta a hick town built at a crossroad. Humph!
(I still love you my Georgia Peach!)
(I still love you my Georgia Peach!)
Desdemona
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Note to self:
Don't play scrabble with PZ. His vocabulary is so large I'll have no chance of winning.
Don't play scrabble with PZ. His vocabulary is so large I'll have no chance of winning.
PaganZepher said:Des dear does "comp time" mean; compression, compassion, computer, compost, compare, compute, compend, complex, or compound???
I think you ought to compare the compassion shown to you by those off and on the computer and compute, the compost you create when you compound our lonely feelings when you fail to compend our complex hearts next to yours! So what kind of comp time are you taking???
Roughneck
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the 'gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The 'gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The 'gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar and a woman timidly spoke up.
'I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle.'
He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the 'gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The 'gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The 'gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar and a woman timidly spoke up.
'I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle.'
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This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running Marathon" so he started running along beside the others only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" The nuddy answered, "Only if it's raining
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running Marathon" so he started running along beside the others only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" The nuddy answered, "Only if it's raining
PaganZepher
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Des I love Scrabble! I would win more often if I could just learn to spell!
VeryBadGirl
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I feel compelled to complain about the complexity of your compilation of comp time. Let's ask our companions to compare our competitive compositions and compliment the best. Don't complain - this is not compulsary or necessary to complete, but compliance would prove complacency.
Comprehend?
CompVBG
Georgia Girl
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Won this game, now to see how tomorrow goes. Tomorrow should be if nothing else a close match to a Laurel and Hardy skit.
Ya'll should come one down for the comedy if nothing else.
Dawn
Ya'll should come one down for the comedy if nothing else.
Dawn
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VBG ( he bows deeply) I stand bested! You are supreme and I am humbled!
I compliment you. But I fear the complexion and moral compass of the thread may be compromised by a comparison of the compartments in which we compete, seeking to compensate with our composures that which we cannot compel with complaisance.
IMHO!
I compliment you. But I fear the complexion and moral compass of the thread may be compromised by a comparison of the compartments in which we compete, seeking to compensate with our composures that which we cannot compel with complaisance.
IMHO!
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Oh lord..........
PZ and VBG.... my comic compadres from the Carolina community. Commonly, communication occurs with commensurate comments that don't commence with *com*. I commend you on your command of the English vocabulary. If these compulsively complex communiques comprised of *com* words don't end soon, my computer may completely combust!
Dawn.... glad you had fun tonight! Enjoy tomorrow's game and keep us posted.
PZ and VBG.... my comic compadres from the Carolina community. Commonly, communication occurs with commensurate comments that don't commence with *com*. I commend you on your command of the English vocabulary. If these compulsively complex communiques comprised of *com* words don't end soon, my computer may completely combust!
Dawn.... glad you had fun tonight! Enjoy tomorrow's game and keep us posted.
SCblondetiger
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Completly captivated by your complicated comedy and comic stylings
I've got a nice little "Com.." word...well it isn't spelled like that but it's close...I'm surprised us clean minded people didn't mention it before... O:O) I'm an angel....
Anywho- Where is this line for us to have our needs taken care of? Cause I want to get in it!!!
*strips down and goes to look for the line*
SCBT
I've got a nice little "Com.." word...well it isn't spelled like that but it's close...I'm surprised us clean minded people didn't mention it before... O:O) I'm an angel....
Anywho- Where is this line for us to have our needs taken care of? Cause I want to get in it!!!
*strips down and goes to look for the line*
SCBT
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Good morning one and all, I hope ya'll have a great day.
*striping down and getting in line behind SCBT to have needs addressed*
Dawn
*striping down and getting in line behind SCBT to have needs addressed*
Dawn
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Good morning Carolinians!
SCBT.... I like your special "com" word. Maybe someday I'll get to practice it more often with my special friend.
Pondman.... welcome to the thread! I like your AV.
Hi Dawn... I'd get in line with you guys but I have a previous engagement today.
SCBT.... I like your special "com" word. Maybe someday I'll get to practice it more often with my special friend.
Pondman.... welcome to the thread! I like your AV.
Hi Dawn... I'd get in line with you guys but I have a previous engagement today.
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Hello all! (as he hurridly searches every where for his camera)
Damn! SCBT and Dawn naked and I can't find my camera! Two Carolina thread women naked at the same time must be a sure sign of the end of times! Where is that camera? Oh yeah! That's right! The camera is at Des's house. I took it over there so I could use the camera case strap on Des. Oh well, I'll just have to use my imagination.
Ohhhhhhhh what good thoughts!
Damn! SCBT and Dawn naked and I can't find my camera! Two Carolina thread women naked at the same time must be a sure sign of the end of times! Where is that camera? Oh yeah! That's right! The camera is at Des's house. I took it over there so I could use the camera case strap on Des. Oh well, I'll just have to use my imagination.
Ohhhhhhhh what good thoughts!
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Re: Oh lord..........
Dear deliciously decadent delightful Desdemona, your demands that these demonstrative, demonstrations of detours of normal discourse will threaten the destruction and devaluation of your computer, deflate and decry the demonic debauchery I enjoy while I deliberate on defiling the "comp" words. Your demeaning, degrading, depreciation of my depraved descent into derogation of "comp" words will not sway me from my uppermost thoughts which dwell upon the vision of your lovely delta covered with the dewy dessert of desperate deviation devices. My decree is that I will decide if I will deal with your debased deed of deceptive behavior (by attempting to deliberately deceive and rule from the bottom) by either deigning to deprive your delicate derriere of my carnal devotion or simply devise a new desiderate deprivation.
Humph!
And a very good day to all!
OK, VBG your turn!
Desdemona said:If these compulsively complex communiques comprised of *com* words don't end soon, my computer may completely combust!
Dear deliciously decadent delightful Desdemona, your demands that these demonstrative, demonstrations of detours of normal discourse will threaten the destruction and devaluation of your computer, deflate and decry the demonic debauchery I enjoy while I deliberate on defiling the "comp" words. Your demeaning, degrading, depreciation of my depraved descent into derogation of "comp" words will not sway me from my uppermost thoughts which dwell upon the vision of your lovely delta covered with the dewy dessert of desperate deviation devices. My decree is that I will decide if I will deal with your debased deed of deceptive behavior (by attempting to deliberately deceive and rule from the bottom) by either deigning to deprive your delicate derriere of my carnal devotion or simply devise a new desiderate deprivation.
Humph!
And a very good day to all!
OK, VBG your turn!
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