Carolina Directory

[Georgia Girl]

You mean that bag of bones won't help you out?

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

You mean that bag of bones won't help you out?

Dawn

LMFAO. Why would I want that bag of bones hon?

 

[Rooster]

Mornin' yall .... Lazy Rooster I guess Thanx for the welcome

 

[Georgia Girl]

TN....you know that lucious sexetary of yours is the creature of your dreams and you want nothing more than to stretch her out on the couch in your office and have her begging for more.

Rooster....we'll forgive you, no worries as long as you will stop in and play with us.

Des....TN may need to borrow the car wash thingy on his sexetary, it is Sexetaries Week and she should get something special for the special way she helps out.

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

TN....you know that lucious sexetary of yours is the creature of your dreams and you want nothing more than to stretch her out on the couch in your office and have her begging for more.

Rooster....we'll forgive you, no worries as long as you will stop in and play with us.

Des....TN may need to borrow the car wash thingy on his sexetary, it is Sexetaries Week and she should get something special for the special way she helps out.

Dawn

GG, you may be right. I may need to use the car wash thingy on my sexetary and give her a "big" pesent for sexetary's day. *now if i could only get my "supersoaker" to work*

 

[Georgia Girl]

GG, you may be right. I may need to use the car wash thingy on my sexetary and give her a "big" pesent for sexetary's day. *now if i could only get my "supersoaker" to work*

Since we haven't figured out how to work the car wash thingy yet you could just take her to the carwash and stand her in the middle then both aspects would be taken care of --- she'd be soaked and stroked.

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

Since we haven't figured out how to work the car wash thingy yet you could just take her to the carwash and stand her in the middle then both aspects would be taken care of --- she'd be soaked and stroked.

Dawn

Oh hon, I know how to use the car wash thingy And I really don't need it to soak and stroke my woman.

 

[Georgia Girl]

*now if i could only get my "supersoaker" to work*

but look up there, you said your supersoaker wouldn't work so I was trying to give you ideas so you didn't feel ......well.....you know

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

but look up there, you said your supersoaker wouldn't work so I was trying to give you ideas so you didn't feel ......well.....you know

Dawn

The supersoaker is just a backup. The main artillery works just fine.

*stroking and soaking*

 

[PaganZepher]

tn be very careful with your supersoaker! Off and on for the last 5 years my secretay has been playing with mine and she just drains it everytime I let her play with it!

JUST KIDDING!

SCBT.....Have camera ....will shoot!

GG You are right! Sometimes I think I take what you say too seriously. That is why I miss the joke. I'll try and do better.

Welcome rooster and slick9/unresistered!

SB don't stay away so long. It seems every time you go our two (most regular) vixens start to act up! I think they do it just to get your attention! Now they are pretending to be identical twins! (Yes I said "regular". Both are on a strict bran and prune diet!)

Des does your "pointy things" liked to be nuzzled? Or muzzled?

I think there is something more than a "little spanking" I would like to give you! SLURP!

A great Hump Day to all! Tn, SB, rooster, slick, and I will stretch out and catch some rays while you ladies get the drinks, steaks, and motion lotion prepared! Ahem!! Des and Dawn that does not mean you can start without us! SCBT will you hose them down until play time starts?

 

[tn_8tiv]

tn be very careful with your supersoaker! Off and on for the last 5 years my secretay has been playing with mine and she just drains it everytime I let her play with it!

JUST KIDDING!

GG...see what PZ said!

Hey PZ, help!!!!!!

 

[Georgia Girl]

PZ love, take me very seriously this time........the motion lotion currently running down my thighs did not come from a bottle.

TN.....she is wonderful and you know it, give the poor whisper of a thing a chance to really show you her special talents.

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

TN.....she is wonderful and you know it, give the poor whisper of a thing a chance to really show you her special talents.

Dawn

Damn, she just turned me down cold. Now I'm all loaded up and ready to go.

GG, what now?

 

[Georgia Girl]

TN......my suggestion would be to open your pants, get it out, stroke it a bit (be sure and open your desk drawer so if someone asks you have a reason to have your hand down there and to be looking down), about the time you feel you are getting close, you think you are almost there slide your chair forward real quick. The slam of the drawer that accompanies the smashing of your cock should help with any thoughts of office sex you have for some time.

I hope this was helpful.

Dawn

 

[tn_8tiv]

TN......my suggestion would be to open your pants, get it out, stroke it a bit (be sure and open your desk drawer so if someone asks you have a reason to have your hand down there and to be looking down), about the time you feel you are getting close, you think you are almost there slide your chair forward real quick. The slam of the drawer that accompanies the smashing of your cock should help with any thoughts of office sex you have for some time.

I hope this was helpful.

Dawn

FUCKING OUCH

 

[PaganZepher]

TN......my suggestion would be to open your pants, get it out, stroke it a bit (be sure and open your desk drawer so if someone asks you have a reason to have your hand down there and to be looking down), about the time you feel you are getting close, you think you are almost there slide your chair forward real quick. The slam of the drawer that accompanies the smashing of your cock should help with any thoughts of office sex you have for some time.

I hope this was helpful.

Dawn

DAMN! THAT WAS MEAN! I CRINGED JUST READING IT!
After reading that Dawn I know that "motion lotion did not come from a bottle". It must be coming from that ice cube you use as a heart!

 

[tn_8tiv]

DAMN! THAT WAS MEAN! I CRINGED JUST READING IT!
After reading that Dawn I know that "motion lotion did not come from a bottle". It must be coming from that ice cube you use as a heart!

YOU THINK YOU CRINGED...JUST THINK ABOUT THE ONE IT WAS DIRECTED TO

I guess I know better than to play with fire

 

[PaganZepher]

Fire Hell! That's a friggin NUKE!!!

Use caution my friend!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Neener, neener, neener

Got Ya!!!!!!

Dawn

 

[PaganZepher]

Neener, neener, neener

Got Ya!!!!!!

Dawn

That you did Ms Dawn. It was very effective. Ever since then I cup my hands to protect myself every time I sit down.

 

[Georgia Girl]

That you did Ms Dawn. It was very effective. Ever since then I cup my hands to protect myself every time I sit down.

Poor PZ.....are you afraid of your desk now? It won't bite...unless I tell it how.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Hello everybody!

Dawn... girlfriend, you have been playing rough today!

PZ.... if anything bites you, call Nurse Des. She will kiss it and make it all better for you.

tn_8tiv.... be careful buddy.

 

[PaganZepher]

Des Baby! The guys and I needed your calming influence for Dawn today. Have you been giving her hints? She sure does get mean when she *needs* "it".


A good evening to all!

 

[Desdemona]

PZ..... how could you suggest that I might be giving her hints? I'm innocent for once. Too bad I wasn't here to protect you big strong boys. Looks like you needed a little rescue.

 

[PaganZepher]

Des sweety! We didn't want you for protection. We wanted you to distract her until we could get the net!