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[PaganZepher]

Hi y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A friendly afternoon bump to put us on page 1 for the next shift!

A very warm welcome back to VBG! We have missed you lady! I hope you are feeling much better. Has anyone heard how SCBT is doing? Quinn.....Where are you?

Hello to Des, GG, tn_8tiv, roughneck, NCguy, horneyguy, ravenstorm, and SB where ever you are!

I hope everyone has a great afternoon and can hold out one more day for the weekend.

A not horney, no sex, frigid, shy, no orgasm Des? Surely this must be the final sign for the "end times". I may really have to become a monk!

 

[PaganZepher]

DAMN! Where is everybody?


(PZ pulls up his pants and goes home.)

 

[Desdemona]

Hi everybody

pouting.... Damn, PZ... I got here too late. Come on back and take off your pants, babe. (BTW...I just don't see you being a very good monk; I can think of a more appropriate way to spend your life, pal).

VBG.... Its soo good to see you again. Welcome home! I hope you feel up to giving BJs again real soon!

Roughneck... where do you find all these jokes?

Dawn... I'm sorry you had to shop yesterday, darlin'. I know you hate it. How's everything else?


tn_8tiv... I hope you had a good day.

 

[Desdemona]

Because I love you guys.....

I'm sharing this link. If you like music, turn up the volume!


http://members.accessus.net/~butch323/special/country.swf

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning Carolina folks

Where is everybody??? Bump!

Have a great day!!

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: Good morning Carolina folks

Where is everybody??? Bump!

Have a great day!!

Hi Des, I'm right here (although a little lonely) Oh well, I'll talk to her tomorrow

PZ, have a great day. It's a good day for the car wash thingy. I'll get my super soaker ready. Now, get those damn pants back on.

Roughneck, keep the jokes coming.

VBG and Horny, good to see you.

And GG, have a good weekend.

Later everyone.

 

[Desdemona]

tn_8tiv....have a hug my friend.

 

[tn_8tiv]

tn_8tiv....have a hug my friend.

Thanks Des, you are a real friend.

 

[Guest]

Re: Horny? I'm not familiar with the concept.

Horney guy..... I personally never get horny. I have absolutely no sex drive at all. Really, you can ask my friends. I'm as frigid as an iceberg. Colder than a cucumber. Oh, yeah, I mustn't forget, I'm terribly inhibited and shy, too. You'd never know if I was enjoying it (which I wouldn't be, because I don't get horny). If I wanted to try something, I'd never admit it. In fact, I've never had an orgasm. And besides that, I think sex is for procreation only. People who are unfortunate enough to have had sex with me are ruined for life. They never see sex in the same way again.

Actually, the proceeding was a crock of shit, but I just couldn't resist the urge to lie outrageously. LOL. Why do you think I have a fire ant fixation? I've gotta focus my attention on something to take my mind off the raging hormones.


Pyou really had me going there at first desdemona. then as i read further, i see youre as horny as anyone else. what is this fixation with fireants? We have plenty of them in south carolina. Z... I hope you enjoyed your show.

 

[Desdemona]

.... ok unregistered.... who is this? Is it hornyguy?

 

[VeryBadGirl]

I "have" to go shopping too - it sucks when I HAVE to go, because then I can't find anything.

I'm baking a cake today! And that's about it!

ttyl!
VBG

 

[RavenStorm]

PZ thank you I plan on coming back more often.
Des I killed some of the fire ants yesterday. a million more to go. They are everywhere here.
I hope everyone has a great weekend.

 

[PaganZepher]

Re: Horny? I'm not familiar with the concept.

People who are unfortunate enough to have had sex with me are ruined for life. They never see sex in the same way again.

Des is this a good thing or a bad thing? Is the sex so bad that they run screaming in to the night? Or, is it so good no one else will ever match the lust, joy, and satisfaction you can give?

Good morning to all!!!!!

Ravenstorm I think about 10 more posts and it will be AV time for you! I love to see the Av that people choose to represent them. I have found in so many cases it really does fit them! You could probably get that many posts in on here tonight.

VBG I guess with the shopping and cake baking you are feeling better. I'm glad. But if you (and hubby) have been without for over a week I think a little peach pie and tube steak would be a better way to start the weekend!

tn_8tiv I have a new car wash thingy. I have named it "bush whacker"! Just now I'm trying to decide do I use it on the car or break it in on Des!

To the regulars, the returning regulars, and the new folks, I wish you all a great weekend!

TGIF!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

hey ya'll I'm at home on my 'rents computer so I can't log in...( I'm doing much much better..and will catch up with ya'll on sunday night :-D

 

[PaganZepher]

Waaaaahooooo!

SCBT is back among us! Great to hear your are better SCBT! We have missed you! Quinn did a great job keeping us informed.

Des I love your song! Can I use it as "mood music" if we ever get together?

A great Friday evening to all!

 

[Desdemona]

good afternoon everybody!

Des is this a good thing or a bad thing? Is the sex so bad that they run screaming in to the night? Or, is it so good no one else will ever match the lust, joy, and satisfaction you can give?

Hmmm.... PZ..... I guess your questions remain a mystery. Care to do a little research??? I'm sure we'd all be interested in an unbiased opinion. While you're at it, you could break in the car wash thingy; I believed you called it your bush whacker. LOL.

VBG.... sweetheart, you and Dawn need to go shopping with the queen. I could show you how to get in touch with your inner shopper and have a fabulous time. I've been known to incite shopping frenzies before.

Ravenstorm.... post away babe. Lets get you and AV!

SCBT... I'm so glad to know you are on the mend!

All right my friends, have a wonderful weekend!

 

[snoozebutton]

I have the weekend off so i get to relax and sleep in . Well i'm off to get ready for the day i hope it doesn't rain much. Have a wonderful day. Your absense leaves a chasm that only your smile can fill with ease.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Good morning everyone. I think we will have a gorgeous weekend. Tonight is Jimmy Buffet in Greensboro...I'm there with two Pina Coladas in my hand.

 

[Desdemona]

Happy Saturday!

Let me just say that I hope all my fellow parrotheads have a fabulous time at the upcoming concerts!
tn_8tiv.... I hope you have good seats. Are you gonna wear a grass skirt and coconut bra to the show tonight? Or perhaps a silly hat? If you do, please, please post a pic for us!
I'll post one just to get you in the mood! http://www.islandmadness.com/images/stupidhats/fm199.jpg

I'm here in the hot and humid land of the palmetto, working feverishly to get my house ready to sell. Wish me luck!

Have a great weekend everybody.

SB... rest, babe. You've been working hard.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: Happy Saturday!

Let me just say that I hope all my fellow parrotheads have a fabulous time at the upcoming concerts!
tn_8tiv.... I hope you have good seats. Are you gonna wear a grass skirt and coconut bra to the show tonight? Or perhaps a silly hat? If you do, please, please post a pic for us!
I'll post one just to get you in the mood!

I'm here in the hot and humid land of the palmetto, working feverishly to get my house ready to sell. Wish me luck!

Have a great weekend everybody.

SB... rest, babe. You've been working hard.

Considering I'll probably have several of those cute drinks before the concert, I may end up with no shirt on (lmao)...that will be a show stopper. I need to see you in the grass skirt and coconut bra hon.

Thanks for the mood setting pic. I may just start partying right now.

Good luck Des on selling your house.

 

[RavenStorm]

Des and PZ thank you. I can't wait to get my av. Crossing finders. Maybe it will happen today.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Des and PZ thank you. I can't wait to get my av. Crossing finders. Maybe it will happen today.

Hi Raven, let me help you get to 100.

Hugs

 

[RavenStorm]

tn thanks your help is welcome

 

[tn_8tiv]

tn thanks your help is welcome

Only 5 more to go. What is your AV going to be?

 

[RavenStorm]

I know. I am getting closer. I am not sure. It is such a hard choice. lol