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snoozebutton
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Sorry to hear about Bubba Des i'm sure you will have just as much quality time if not more with him. Hello to A/all the new folks and those returned from illness. I must say the magnatism of this room is strong so be wary it is very addictive lol. Like a sunrise over the horizon you hold me entralled in your splendor.
PaganZepher
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Hi to all, and a special welcome to the new folks!
Nice AV rooster!
Des I hope your weekend is a good one! Pet Bubba for me!
A happy weekend to all!
Des I took your test. It seems I am a skid mark! I guess I hate to go without leaving my mark!
Nice AV rooster!
Des I hope your weekend is a good one! Pet Bubba for me!
A happy weekend to all!
Des I took your test. It seems I am a skid mark! I guess I hate to go without leaving my mark!
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PaganZepher
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Good night all! Have a great weekend!
Georgia Girl
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Happy Saturday everyone. Here's hoping it is filled with hidden treasures.
I'm off to the flower beds.
Dawn
I'm off to the flower beds.
Dawn
PaganZepher
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Hello All! I hope your Saturday is a good one!
Hi BiGuy! I guess you either have to give a *very descriptive* bio including both physical details and details on your particular flavor of perversion! (lol) Or, you could do as I do and procrastinate, stall, divert, deter, prevent or put off any mention of the fact that your photo is not available! The third option is to email your photo to those you choose to receive it.
I hope everyone has a great day!
Hi BiGuy! I guess you either have to give a *very descriptive* bio including both physical details and details on your particular flavor of perversion! (lol) Or, you could do as I do and procrastinate, stall, divert, deter, prevent or put off any mention of the fact that your photo is not available! The third option is to email your photo to those you choose to receive it.
I hope everyone has a great day!
Desdemona
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couldn't resist sharing
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
P.E.T.A. SPOKESPERSON
What business is it of yours why the chicken crossed the road? The chicken had every right to cross the road, more right than you have, since the chicken never murdered or enslaved another animal for its own pleasure.
MARTHA STEWART
If the chicken crossed the road on my property, I would be fully
justified in blocking its exit until the local authorities could arrive to arrest it for trespassing. I am a private person and should not have to be subjected to the "innocent mistakes" of common chickens.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
KEN STARR
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our
investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook--- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
P.E.T.A. SPOKESPERSON
What business is it of yours why the chicken crossed the road? The chicken had every right to cross the road, more right than you have, since the chicken never murdered or enslaved another animal for its own pleasure.
MARTHA STEWART
If the chicken crossed the road on my property, I would be fully
justified in blocking its exit until the local authorities could arrive to arrest it for trespassing. I am a private person and should not have to be subjected to the "innocent mistakes" of common chickens.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
KEN STARR
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our
investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook--- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
snoozebutton
Keeper of the cheese.
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I hope everyones day is better than mine. I am sick and in bed i wish all others health and smiles today.
RavenStorm
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Des thanks for that laugh!!
Snooze I am so sorry to hear that you are sick. I hope you feel better.
Have a great day everyone!!!!
Snooze I am so sorry to hear that you are sick. I hope you feel better.
Have a great day everyone!!!!
PaganZepher
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Good evening all!
SB I'm sorry your down tonight buddy. I hope you feel better soon. tn any scoop on new car wash thingys? Innocent Dawn in the flower bed? No wonder its getting cooler today!
Des sweety I loved the joke! You can add another line if you wish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
PaganZepher
He heard PZ was looking for some breasts to nibble and the chicken thought that meant PZ was looking for supper!
SB I'm sorry your down tonight buddy. I hope you feel better soon. tn any scoop on new car wash thingys? Innocent Dawn in the flower bed? No wonder its getting cooler today!
Des sweety I loved the joke! You can add another line if you wish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
PaganZepher
He heard PZ was looking for some breasts to nibble and the chicken thought that meant PZ was looking for supper!
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PaganZepher
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Des I would KYAAO! 
Good night to all! I hope everyone has a great Sunday!
Des.......... KYAAO means Kiss You Ass All Over!
Good night to all! I hope everyone has a great Sunday!
Des.......... KYAAO means Kiss You Ass All Over!
Desdemona
Ellie Mae's evil auntie
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~takes off panties and bends over; wiggles ass~PaganZepher said:Des I would KYAAO!
Des.......... KYAAO means Kiss You Ass All Over!
PZ.... all I can say is YUM! Bring it on, big boy!!
Thanks Rooster.... I was thinking of you when I posted the joke.
Ya'll, if somebody doesn't stir up something naughty on this thread soon (besides me and PZ), I may have to begin misbehaving.
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snoozebutton
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Feeling lots better thank you for your well wishes. I see the sun just peeking out a little today so far. I'll be glad to get some fresh air. Feel like i've been tied to this bed tooo long and without any of the fun things that would normally imply lol.
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