Carolina Directory

[Magister]

Excellent! I'm glad to hear you are blessed with a good, watchful Dom, des... you are certainly worth watching, imho

dawn, if PZ doesn't mind too terribly, I might just have to go ahead and whip you very soon... it is getting a wee bit past bedtime.

 

[Desdemona]

PZ.... my calendar is cleared. I'm ready to begin. I'll follow your lead... most of the time.

 

[Georgia Girl]

dawn, if PZ doesn't mind too terribly, I might just have to go ahead and whip you very soon... it is getting a wee bit past bedtime.

Bedtime, bedtime what is bedtime? You mean we are supposed to sleep or something? Well durn I just wanted to ...........well..........you know

Dawn

 

[Magister]

Lesson #1, dawn... what you want is not first and foremost in Master's mind... What you need is!

And right now, little one, you need a good whipping!

*pulls up a chair*

Lay down across the chair, dearling.. face down, and hold on tight to the legs of the chair... this is going to be fun *weg*


Thanks, PZ... My pleasure to assist in the training of this delightful handful of peach.

 

[PaganZepher]

Magister?

Did you see my last post? Dawns leash has been passed to you. Indulge yourself!

 

[PaganZepher]

Des.......... I think Magister will earn his AV by the time he finishes Dawn's lesson tonight!

Magister it is a pleasure to watch you work! (As Des peeks around my back at Dawn getting spanked.)

 

[Desdemona]

Des.......... I think Magister will earn his AV by the time he finishes Dawn's lesson tonight!

Magister it is a pleasure to watch you work! (As Des peeks around my back at Dawn getting spanked.)

 

[PaganZepher]

Good night all!

The kamikaze flamingo......(A.K.A. Pagan Zepher) must call it a night. Let the fun continue and I'll see y'all in the morning!

Luck & Love to all!

 

[Desdemona]

Sleep well PZ!

I think I'll call it a night too. Ya'll have fun. See you tomorrow.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Lesson #1, dawn... what you want is not first and foremost in Master's mind... What you need is!

My pleasure to assist in the training of this delightful handful of peach.

Looking bashful and following orders hoping he does not see the gleam in my eye. Maybe if I can just keep a straight face he won't notice that I like it.

Dawn

 

[hatara]

Sneaking in

This floridian just has to see what that lovely Dawn has been up to. Maybe we can play a little and no one will notice.

hmmmmmmmmm when was the last time you had those delicious nipples sucked properly love?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Sneaking in

hmmmmmmmmm when was the last time you had those delicious nipples sucked properly love?

Right about the middle of December when you were here last.

Dawn

PS: You just gotta love lucious nipples.

 

[Magister]

The tip of the crop probes gently between dawn's legs, nudging them farther apart. Slowly, the curves of her lush body are traced with the instrument of her training.

CRACK! *the crop whips out to leave a glowing red stripe on dawn's creamy white ass*

CRACK! CRACK! *again and again, dawn's ass gains pretty, decorative crosshatching*

Soon, she is left breathless, her ass aflame with sensations...



[I hate to beat and run, but I'm passing out at the keyboard... Haetara, please do take care of our lovely Dawn... G'night, everyone!]

 

[Desdemona]

Good morning everybody!

Its a beautiful day... spring is truly on the way.

 

[Roughneck]

LOL, I must say the last few posts have been quite interesting. Maybe they sould rename this The Carolina S&M room, LOL. Sorry, Im just a hayseed, stuck on Wranglers and white T's, never ejoyed spankings as a kid, doubt if I would now

 

[Roughneck]

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."

 

[geri]

lol Roughneck great joke

hello, all, good morning and a special thank you to everyone for taking care of my Master while i was offline. i am back and hopefully will not experience the troubles i did again. the withdrawal is horrible!

 

[Roughneck]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting ......"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin

 

[Desdemona]

Great jokes roughneck!

Hi Geri. Nice to see you here.

 

[Roughneck]

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

 

[geri]

thank you for the welcome, Des. i am glad to be able to finally meet the people that Magister has been talking so much about.

 

[Desdemona]

Oh lord.... its amazing you showed up at all!

 

[Roughneck]

ok last one for now, don' twant to piss anybody off by posting to many jokes.
Gender Translations

THE MAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE'S ENGLISH

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to do that

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I gained weight

This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house

I want new curtains = . . . and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need new shoes = the other 60 pairs are the wrong color or style

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late!

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?



THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?":

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam





THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home

 

[geri]

Oh lord.... its amazing you showed up at all!

lol actually He only had good things to say about everyone here and was anxious for me to be able to join.

 

[NCguy]

morning all

Good morning all...
(oops)
I mean good afternoon all....