Carolina Directory

[Desdemona]

Roughneck.... looks like you're getting the translations just about right. LOL

NCguy... good to see you this afternoon!

Geri.... hey... you're eligible for an avatar! congrats on passing 100 posts. Are you gonna get yourself an av?


I've been thinking of changing my av for some time so don't be surprised if you see a new look. I've been collecting samples to try. Opinions are welcome.

 

[NCguy]

AV

At only 37 posts, an AV seems like it will take forever to earn.

 

[geri]

interesting enough i reached 100 on Magister's OOC thread. made it just that much more of a landmark. thanks for the congrats and as for the avatar i assume Magister will be picking one out and trimming it up for me. i am totally useless when it comes to paint shop pro or any other program like that.

 

[Roughneck]

Opinions??? well I will keep my Opinion of where I'd like to see those red lips wraped around, to myself. LOL

 

[Desdemona]

The red lips.... hmmm.... that was sort of the reaction I thought it might get... I liked the evil, bratty look in her eye, though. Well, trying out another choice that I like as well.

 

[Desdemona]

Geri... there are lots of pre-done avatars hon. You don't have to make them from scratch. Just do a search for the term avatars. I couldn't possibly do the paintshop thing, myself. There are a great many with D/s themes if that would be your interest. I'll attach one to this post that I'm currently considering.

 

[Desdemona]

NCguy... you're close to halfway there. Just keep posting. Also, you could go over to the general board and play one of the word association games. That will bump up your post number really fast.




Geri, here's another of my choices.

 

[geri]

Des, they are both great though I like the first one the best. But that is my personal opinion go with what you like.

 

[Roughneck]

Naw, I like the second one, it screams fuck me. Or it also says, mmm.. wouldn't you like to sample this. Either way I look at it, its hot. Of course this is a males opinion, and we always think with the smaller head.

 

[geri]

i did a search on Master's favorite search engine google and came up with several that i like. i would put them here but i dont know how. i just copied them to my hard drive and sent a copy to Magister to let Him pick which one He would like. there is the beauty of being on the bottom. i have several that i like but i don't have to agonize over them. that's His job. lol!

 

[Desdemona]

Actually, Geri, I'm hoping for similar feedback from a certain someone myself.

By the way, I can think of lots of wonderful things about being the bottom.

 

[Sunny One]

Hi

Newbie here from the Lowcountry of South Carolina. Nice to meet you all. I've enjoyed skimming the thread to discover how many people from the Carolinas are here at Lit.

 

[Desdemona]

Hi Sunny One

We're glad you could join us! Post often and enjoy.

 

[Sunny One]

Thank you for the welcome, Desdemona. I'm already enjoying the site!

 

[geri]

By the way, I can think of lots of wonderful things about being the bottom.

Hummm now there is a list I would enjoy making up even more than the one for Santa.

 

[geri]

BTW Sunny One welcome and we hope you enjoy us here at Lit. If not we hope you at least survive. j/k

 

[geri]

ah, He has chosen and i now have an avatar.

 

[Magister]

Hummm now there is a list I would enjoy making up even more than the one for Santa.

Sweet slave... I wasn't aware there was a difference, where you are concerned!

 

[geri]

well, Master, Santa has that long white beard and yummy red suit.

Other than that i would much rather sit in Your lap any day....besides i know exactly what happens when i tell You whether i have been naughty or nice. *evil grin*

 

[Desdemona]

Geri.... I LOVE the avatar! Very nice.

 

[geri]

thank you, Des. i found six that i liked and this one (after much delibration) was His favorite.

now i am searching for avs for Master. seems they are in short supply. *sighs*

 

[Desdemona]

Geri, I'm sure you will find something appropriate.

 

[geri]

ohhh you picked the first one you were thinking about. i do love it it is a beautiful pic.

 

[Roughneck]

Good old fart stoy

THE BEAN LOVER
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, she thought to herself "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this kind of carrying on" so, she made a supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him she would be late because she would walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had several miles to walk she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, she putt-putted. Upon arriving she felt reasonably sure she could control her gas. Her husband seemed somewhat agitated and excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity shifted her weight to one leg and let it go, it was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned vigorously the air around her. She then shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes when the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin. Placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, which she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Desdemona]

Roughneck.... LOL!

Geri... I'm not sure I'm going to stay with this. I put it up to see how I like looking at it. I'm still not sure. I think its beautiful too. In the meantime, I'm still looking to see if I like anything else better.