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[Magister]

*sighs* No one appreciates your sense of efficiency, Roughneck.

I have to admit that geri is right... while it would be pretty impressive, it would be over too quickly.. no room for artisanship.

Someone actually killed someone with a weedwhacker? Ewwww!

dawn, pet, pm me what you did, and I will be the judge of how bad you were, and just how to reward ... urm, punish... you.

*a swift slap to geri's ass, and a pause to admire the slowly reddening handprint left behind* Mmmm... when you jump like that, geri, the weight hanging from your tits must dance around pretty painfully... *weg*

 

[geri]

*laughs* and that thought pleases Master no doubt! i am truly going to have to do something to deserve this...um...punishment!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: blinks...

Oh, dawnie... you are going to be SOOO sorry you went there. *weg*

........the chain is connected to another, somewhat gentler, clamp on her clit.

did you put the clamp in front or behind the piercing?

Dawn

 

[BigTallPaul]

Working Today?

Magister>


Don't forget poor souls like me that retired when they were 33!

I've had to find things to do for 14 years now! Luckily I somehow find things to do. NOW, what I'd like to do is become better acquainted with some of you ladies before I might have to move again...and possibly to of all places the frozen NORTH.

 

[Magister]

sad

What was here before was a fantasy scene that went too far. Dawn, I am very, very, very sorry for misjudging what you were looking for in a scene.

*kneels before Dawn*

Never, ever would I inflict one ounce of discomfort past what a person is comfortable with... Given your taunts, I truly felt you were looking for something along those lines. It is a sign of my inexperience that I misjudged things. For that, I humbly apologize.

 

[Roughneck]

Let me go grab a beer Magister, watching you work Dawn like that has made me thirsty. Care for a cold one before you start on geri???

 

[PaganZepher]

DAMN!

Magister, geri, and Dawn, do you guys have any idea what you are doing to this poor reader? The Delicious Des seems to be at work, so I can't even "abuse" her verbally! I guess I just have to get more in touch with my voyeur side and watch. You guys are hot!

Have a great day all and remember to play "well" together!

 

[Magister]

Guys, please go back and reread my last post. I fucked up, badly, on that one, and have since changed it.

 

[Roughneck]

A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?"

A boy pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully.

"No, no, no, let's try again," the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one," she puts down one finger, "how many birds are left on the wire?"

"None," the boy says with authority.

The teacher sighs. "Tell me how you came up with that."

"It's simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away."

"Well," she says, "it's not technically correct, but I like the way you think."

"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question.

"There are three women sitting on a bench eating Popsicle's. One woman is licking the Popsicle, one woman is biting the Popsicle, and one is sucking the Popsicle. Which one is married?" he asked innocently.

The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red.

"C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "one is licking the Popsicle, one is biting and one is sucking. Which one is married?"

"Well," she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied, "the one who's sucking?"

"No," the boy says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think."

 

[geri]

Dawn

trust me. Magister is very considerate when it comes to scenes between Himself and a sub. unfortunatly He has gotten used to me liking it a bit rougher than many might. please don't think anything bad about His actions as they were not meant for anything but fun.

even though He does not like to admit it there is a very warm, caring (dare i say it?) fuzzy side to Him and it prevents Him from going any farther than the sub can bare. unfortunately He does not have the connection with you built that He does with me. He now knows instinctivly when i have had enough. but He is a great guy and a wonderful Master. of that i can attest to.

 

[Roughneck]

To be honest geri, I dont quite know what you see in getting spanked. I never did enjoy a spanking as a kid, and Im quite sure I wont now but. . . . . .I do enjoy seeing others push their limits and boundries. For sex is an open road, and the direction you go on that road is all up to you.

 

[Georgia Girl]

All is forgiven.....

soon enough to be forgotten.

I am a mischevious minx and at times I do push. I realize it is hard to know the boundaries of others without massive amounts of time being spent together.

I have no shame in saying where I have been, there are many here who can assist in my growth. I believe that just having said this much many of you know what I speak of. I am free now though and that is what counts.

Lets let this drop now and move on. Roughneck, we need another joke and can I have some tequila please? I don't like beer.

Dawn

Magister: No worries

 

[Roughneck]

Good enough Dawn, always pleased to put a smile on a womens face. As far as the tequila, I dont have any. Im A blue collar man, who sticks with the good stuff, Miller but I do have a bottle of Everclear and some Crown Royal.

 

[Guest]

Spankings...

humm...to tell the truth i hated spankings when i was young but then again the swats with the paddle, belt, etc...were given in anger and to let me know i had displeased. hurtful words also usually accompanied those swats making the pain that much harder to bear. i also knew that he (my father) was going to flay my hide until he felt that it was enough. he did not care if i had reached my threashold or not. (my father came from a very abusive family...can you tell?).

however....when Magister is behind me with a paddle, whip, crop, ets...i know that He would never hurt me more than i can take. push my limits? yes...harm me? never! i also know that every one of those lashes is laid on my bottom for love whether it be punishment or pleasure. and yes, there is pleasure in it. and most of the pleasure comes from the fact that i know my submissiveness...the pretty red that my bottom is turning...my moans and whimperings (mmmm is it me or is it hot in here?) are giving Magister pleasure.

it is His pleasure that makes me shiver with desire even as the paddle connects with my flesh. and the knowledge that tenderness usually comes after as well as during the fire of the paddle makes it even more intense. not to mention that the extremes of pleasure and pain is quite erotic.

*sighs* i do hope i made sense. Master? care to comment?

 

[Georgia Girl]

hhhhmmmm,

Crown and coke then although its gonna give me a killer headache in the morning. I gotta get you some tequila. Now what about that joke?

Dawn

 

[geri]

geri is in an 'i hate lit cookies' mode. bah that was me everyone

 

[Roughneck]

Some things to ponder

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

So what's the speed of dark?

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

 

[Roughneck]

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

 

[Roughneck]

Ok Dawn, I guess I could put the beer away for a day, hard for a man to tell a women no, but on one condition. We have to do body shots. I have the lemons and the salt, just come on over and bring the tequilia.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Roughneck angel thank you

I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...
This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car.
I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.
OK, I'm going to wash the car.
But first I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk,
discard the junk mail and I notice the trashcan is full.
OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk, and take the trashcan out.
But since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway,
I'll pay these few bills first.
Now, where is my checkbook?
Oops, there's only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
I'm going to look for those checks.
But first, I need to put my coke further away from the computer.
Oh, maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye because they need some water.
I set the coke on the counter and uh oh!
There are my glasses. I was looking for them this morning!
I'd better put them away first.
I fill a container with water and head for the flowerpots ---
Aaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
We'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want! to watch
television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs.
I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor.
I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back
down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
End of the Day:
The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid,
the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,
the flowers are half watered,
there's a wet spot on the floor,
the checkbook still only has one check in it
and I can't seem to find my glasses or my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!

 

[Georgia Girl]

I know how those should go .........

Ok Dawn, I guess I could put the beer away for a day, hard for a man to tell a women no, but on one condition. We have to do body shots. I have the lemons and the salt, just come on over and bring the tequilia.

Let me see...hhmmm......now I got it.

Lemon on one nipple

Salt on the other nipple

Tequila in the valley

Does that sound about right?

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Oh So right

You are so right, you read my mind perfectly, and thats scary. Now how am I supose to have dirty thoughts about you, if your reading them, LOL

 

[Georgia Girl]

Its okay,

I'm wearing red today and my face matches perfectly. Goodness, I didn't know it was possible to do that, I guess you learn something new everyday.

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Dawn hold that drink

Hey Dawn, sorry I have to run. Im a volunteer Fire fighter, and I just got paged, so I have to head to the station. I hate to leave ya like this, but its a duty I cant ignore, Sorry. I do hope when I get off duty we can pick up where we left off.

Bryan



Hey everybody, ya all stay kool. I realy enjoy wasting my day with ya all, and look foward to doing more of it.

 

[Desdemona]

Good Afternoon everybody!

The "Delicious Des" has returned home from work.. my, my PZ... you DO have a way with words.

I see you all have been up to your usual hijinks. Well, I'm glad to be home. Gotta run out to the grocery store and do a few other chores. Talk with you soon.