Carolina Directory

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Temptation

Dawn.... sugar, you are temptation incarnate!

don't tell everyone, its supposed to be a secret.........geez

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Me and my big mouth!!!!! OOOPS

 

[Georgia Girl]

Me and my big mouth!!!!! OOOPS

I have just the thing, open wide....wider.....wider

okay now suck


Don't you just love tootsie roll pops?

Dawn

 

[RavenStorm]

Well let's see I am a 25 year old female. A friend of mine turned me onto this site yesterday while we were talking. I will be divorced in July and this sounds so bad, but can not wait. I have 2 children. I am bisexual. My likes: I like anything that is fun and exciting. Including paddles. lol My dislikes: men that are not honest

 

[Desdemona]

Dawn, I do love tootsie-pops .....

RavenStorm... it doesn't sound bad at all that you will be glad to be divorced. You aren't the only one. I know of at least 3 people who post regularly who are eagerly looking forward to divorce papers in their future (including me). Trust me, you aren't alone.
We are a pretty non-judgemental crowd. I think most of us are honest too. A couple of the guys tend to be lecherous but, you can't hold that against 'em. ...and some of them will jump at any opportunity to make your ass turn cherry red, so be careful... unless you want to be spanked.
You will find a number of bi females sauntering in and out of this and many other threads. Some of us are interested in a fling or two... others of us aren't. But, at the least, you have the opportunity to make friends. so.... have fun... play around. Who knows... some people meet the love of their life at lit! You could get lucky.

 

[RavenStorm]

Thanks for the warning. Never had it cherry red before. Who knows what I will find up here, but I really am enjoying being myself in the process.

 

[geri]

I like anything that is fun and exciting. Including paddles. lol

Shhh...not in front of Magister. He has this thing about paddles and asses. an obsession really.

glad to have you here Ravenstorm. its a great place to make friends and more.

 

[stunner311]

help???

Raven being yourself is one of life's greatest pleasures, enjoy it to the fullest.......................now hopefully some of you ensightful regulars can help me. Problem: even thought i registered and according to this page am logged in, when i try to go to chat it says uername not known???any suggestions?? ty in advance

 

[PaganZepher]

"tend to be lecherous"????????

Some of the guys "tend to be lecherous"????? Des dear! Some of the ladies make us men look like "pikers"! RavenStorm some of these quiet genteel southern ladies will have your toes curling before you even know what hit you!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!



Des, I went to Mickey D's but it just didn't feel right. I got a burger and stayed for a while. But it just didn't feel comfortable. So I cruised some more. Then I pulled in to a Burger King. I felt right at home there! Then I understood why. Burger King is the home of the WHOPPER!

I have missed you guys tonight. Everyone have a good evening!

Oh Des............... What GG said about "open wide................."

edited for typos..........my tongue got in the way

 

[Desdemona]

Re: "tend to be lecherous"????????

Oh Des............... What GG said about "open wide................." [/B]

PZ.... You know... I kinda like whoppers. Now, close your eyes and picture this: You walk into the bedroom. I'm wearing that naughty "cheeleader" lingerie I bought a few weeks ago....you know, that skimpy sheer black outfit. I'm stretched out on a bed with my head tilted back slightly. My eyes are covered with a blindfold... my arms and legs are restrained with silk scarves. My mouth is open...... this scene looks sooo inviting. You approach the bed.....





The room is very quiet.






SNORE!!!!

Well! What did you think I was getting ready to do??? Really PZ, I'm surprised at you!!! <chortles with evil satisfaction>

edited for spelling.

 

[Desdemona]

chat problems

Stunner, I've never done the chat thing here at Lit. I know there's lots of folks who do. Your best bet is to mosey over to the How To Board and post a thread with your question. Somebody will help you fairly quickly, I'm sure. Have fun!

 

[Midnighter]

Checking in

*looking around*

Just thought I'd pop my head in and see if there wear any southern lovelies were around to chat with *grins* Been a slow week so far, and hot damn, if I couldn't use some excitement *heh*

 

[PaganZepher]

Be prepared Des...............

Des you do have a mean streak! If it takes forever I don't care. Des I'm going to root that mean streak out of you!

Hell yes "the room was quiet"! I dropped dead of a heart attack just seeing you finally wearing something to bed!

Have a great evenig all!

 

[Desdemona]

Ya know, PZ... I'm beginning to think you're right!

I do have a tiny little mean streak. ROTFL

Midnighter... good luck finding excitement. Most of us are pretty boring.

 

[PaganZepher]

One thousand replies!

BTW gang only about a day away from 1000 replies on this thread. Sounds like a party to me!

 

[Midnighter]

Excitement

Desdemona,

Are you kidding? We're Carolinians! What could possibly be more exciting! *makes that a rhetorical question*

Anywho, exciting is as exciting does.. or something like that.

*starts table-dancing until something more interesting happens*

 

[snoozebutton]

Nite A/all.

 

[geri]

Anyone got any last words for me?

yours truly is in deep and digging herself deeper. i was talking to Magister tonight who came in and read the posts though He was too dead to actually post and He caught my innocent comments way back when after He left.

He says (and i quote) "you have the rest of the evening to use alll the rope you want to to hang yourself. I'll be along tomorrow to yank that leash in."

i made the offhanded comment that the posts might not be there tomorrow (you all know how things like that can and do happen). and He informed me that He had taken the liberty to make a back up of the ENTIRE thread. You know, just in case.

now i ask you...is that sneaky or what?

*sits down cause i have the feeling i'm not going to be able to do it for a loooong time after tomorrow*

and i thought i was devious...leave it to me to get a Master more devious, stubborn and downright wicked than i am. *huge sigh*

pray for me y'all!

 

[SCblondetiger]

'm back

After taking a much needed vacation I am back and hot and horny

*joins midnighter on the table for a table dance and starts stripping*

Sweet Dreams all!

 

[RavenStorm]

Well it has been a while since anyone of any gender has curled my toes. I would love to see that one. As for the paddling I promise not to say it out loud again.

 

[stunner311]

ty and an offer

ty for the insight I shall try the how to next but wanted to help the push for 1000.......raven im not gonna brag or boast or even promise but i sure would give my all in an attempt to curl your toes......<weg> oh and des ty for the encouragement I shall try to get a story up as soon as i figure out how in the mean time i do have one if you want to e-mail me ill be glad to send it to you. I also have noiced that my pic has been downloaded more than the two times for the comments so thank yo for holding your criticisms....lol...........and the poem more than one, that i can tak constructive criticism on......................keep the fun comin


SCBlondetiger: YOU GO GIRL!!!

 

[RavenStorm]

Well Stunner is that a promise that you will try to curl my toes? I can hardly wait for someone to do it.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good Morning one and all

I hope ya'll have a great day full of wonderful things, some you didn't expect.

Geri.......get ice hon, it helps a good bit, even for those of us who like it the sting of the ice after the sting of the paddle is delicious.

Stunner......you have to register for chat the same as you have to register for the boards, it sounds that could be it, if this doesn't help you can reach me via msn, email, or pm. I used to be a chat junkie, I'll do what I can to help. Oh btw..the picture was delicious. Such a shame we can't push South Carolina aside and move GA closer.

PZ.....where are those directions?

To all the new people "HELLO" with a southern drawl from the GA contingent.

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

SB.... you devil.... you've been lurking! Don't you know I've missed you?

At any rate... its good to see that horny av of yours again!

Mornin' Dawnie!

Now, Geri.... you know you love what that devious master of yours does.
Magister... do be mericiful to sweet Geri... but not too merciful.

PZ.... are you planning a party for us?

Stunner, are you looking for editing on your story or just being nice and sharing? If you're looking for an editor, there are some folks over in the Authors' forums who really do a great job with that. All you have to do is ask. I'm good with grammar and spelling but not great with flow and story line stuff. I'll be happy to read your story privately or you could post it here in the thread. Just let me know.

The rest of you... keep dancin' and kicking up your heels. I've got to go to work this morning.

 

[Roughneck]

Mornin Ya All

Facts of Marriage
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"


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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.


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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.


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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two Mother-in-laws.


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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


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How do most men define marriage?

An expensive way to get laundry done for free.


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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."


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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful.



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AND IN FURTHER NEWS AND RESEARCH- BEER STUDY
Yesterday, the scientific community announced that beer has been found to have small traces of female hormones in it. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became extremely emotional, and couldn't drive for shit.

No further testing is planned.