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[BigTallPaul]

My gf's dad

My gf's dad is having a needle biopsy Thursday. They think he has lung cancer. So looks like we might be driving down to Tallahassee, Florida and staying there a bit. I'm not sure how much they will want me around...I never got along with her family much because they thought I was too old for her(she's 25 and I'm 47). We've been together 7 years now, you'd think they'd get over it. There is just so much tension with us that none of us like it, so I might need at least a breather if anyone lives in South Georgia or somewhere I could take a quick drive too. It would be much appreciated...Thanks.

 

[Roughneck]

Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys were left...........

The first guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because, he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new "Mercedes" for his birthday."

The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."

The third guy says,"Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well,HE got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stockfor his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says,"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years.In fact,I just found out that he's GAY and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday!"

 

[geri]

good morning all!

Ravenstorm, welcome.

BTP, sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out for the best. Wish I was down that way so I could help.

 

[PaganZepher]

Good morning/Happy Tuesday!

Good morning to all and welcome RavenStorm.

It is nice that some of us can postpone Monday until Tuesday. I love short work weeks.

BTP I'm sorry to hear about your upcoming trip and the reason for it. Family dissention never helped anything.

Magister..... Great AV!

Des.....Is there no limit to your "Angel of Mercy" duties? Directing traffic at 3am? You are amazing!

Stunner.... I think you will have several ladies (both here and on other threads) slowly looking at your pic and letting their imaginations run wild. Welcome!

Des... my "McNuggets" have been dipped. Care for a taste?

Oh BTW guys and gals, I love to cook! And I can say in my lexicon of meanings cooking can be either D/ or /s.

Love and Luck to all!!

 

[Roughneck]

Damn its quiet today here, I guess everybody must be at work. I must say, the one thing I like about working at nights is the fact I can sleep and bullshit the day away. Well, ya all have fun, going to get a game of golf in, then cap it off with a few well wasted hours at Hooters. LOL I love Hooters, they have such great breasts.. . . . I mean wings and beer, LOL

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good afternoon

Hope everyone is doing well and having a great day. I'm in and out during the day but there are other ways to reach me, look in my profile and my msn is there. Its always up.

Dawn

 

[stunner311]

again I say thanks

Good afternoon all.........hope all is well........thanks again for all the warm welcomes...........Geri my g/f's dad isn't sick but i'm sure I could think of a way or two for you to help me out <weg> not t make light illness, wish you and he the best with that. ...................Des a SPECIAL thanks to you for the vote of confidence, my ego needed a boost and iI relished yours ..........I was also wondering what are the favorite types of stories of my dear neighbors, I'll be back to see what you say and maybe you will inspire some new territory for my reading, and who knows maybe it's time for me to bust out old writing pen myself. I thinkfor starters I will add a small poem and anyone that would care to read it can let me know if I should continue....................have a great day, I'll be baaaaack

 

[stunner311]

pagan

didn't mean t let your comment slip by pagan thanks for the compliment, I just hope that if they do they will find a way to contact me and let us let both our imaginations run wild together

 

[geri]

Re: again I say thanks

Geri my g/f's dad isn't sick but i'm sure I could think of a way or two for you to help me out <weg>

*grins* hummm...very interesting thought and i just might consider asking for a list...if it would not mean a very, very red ass from Magister. hummm on second thought that might just be a bonus *weg*.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for the warm welcome. I do plan on coming back often.

 

[BigTallPaul]

Thank you all

Thanks for all the kind comments and Geri...I'm up in North Carolina so I'm sure I could catch you on the way down or during the time she might be with her dad. They really won't want me around.

 

[RavenStorm]

BTP I am sorry to hear about your gf's dad. I hope all goes well with the biopsy.

Thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hello from the Georgia contingent

Desi made me an honorary Carolinian a while back. Hello to everyone and I hope all is well.

Dawn

 

[stunner311]

hmmm

*grins* hummm...very interesting thought and i just might consider asking for a list...if it would not mean a very, very red ass from Magister. hummm on second thought that might just be a bonus *weg*.

sounds interesting maybe we should just consider those possibilities <wink>

 

[PaganZepher]

Georgia Girl

Dawn you are not just honorary! You are part of us. Of course if you move here....... (at least on weekends) we could really make you feel at home!



Good afternoon to all! I'll be back in a little while. (Going to cruise McDonald's and look for Des!)

 

[Desdemona]

Howdy everybody!

Hey PZ... I think you went to the wrong McDonalds. I was waiting in the corner booth for a taste of your McNuggetts! Sweetie... you'd be surprised at the skills I picked up while I was in EMS. I can even take a car apart using a hacksaw! Of course, it takes forever to do it that way.... I prefer the "jaws of life"; its much quicker and infinitely more destructive.

BTP... I really hope things work out. I know how difficult these family situations can be. Good luck.

Stunner.... really nice poem. By all means, write more! To answer your question, I enjoy stories with a D/s or BDSM theme most often. But, as long as no animals, children, or bodily wastes are involved... I'm pretty interested in reading any type of erotica.

Roughneck... where Do you find all these jokes? You are a wild man!

Dawn... I hope you had a great day.

Ravenstorm... glad to see you back again today. When you have time, I'd love to know more about you.

Geri... You are a vixen. I see your game. You're just trying to get Magister to swat your backside a few times. I don't blame you.

Magister... Paging Magister. Where are you, our gourmet Dom? I think we need to plan a party and let you and PZ cook for us.

 

[RavenStorm]

Desdemona I am glad to be back. What would you like to know I am pretty much an open book.

 

[geri]

Re: Howdy everybody!

Geri... You are a vixen. I see your game. You're just trying to get Magister to swat your backside a few times. I don't blame you.

 

[Magister]

Y'know, I've always wanted to find out if I could paddle an ass red enough to fry an egg on it... *weg*

I'm not going to be around much tonight, until much later, but consider me here in spirit, as always.

Des, honey... surely you aren't trying to lead my humble slave astray, are you? Gosh, darn. Guess I'll just have to spank some sense into the both of you! Hey, even better! PZ and I can work on the new BDSM Olympics event! Synchronized Switching! With two such delectable ass upon which to practice, I'm sure we'll be goldmedal contenders in no time! (Not that we would ease up on the practice sessions, mind you... Practice makes perfect, and all that...)

 

[geri]

Y'know, I've always wanted to find out if I could paddle an ass red enough to fry an egg on it... *weg*

I'm not going to be around much tonight, until much later, but consider me here in spirit, as always.

Des, honey... surely you aren't trying to lead my humble slave astray, are you? Gosh, darn. Guess I'll just have to spank some sense into the both of you! Hey, even better! PZ and I can work on the new BDSM Olympics event! Synchronized Switching! With two such delectable ass upon which to practice, I'm sure we'll be goldmedal contenders in no time! (Not that we would ease up on the practice sessions, mind you... Practice makes perfect, and all that...)

Now this leads to some interesting questions:

1. Can a spirit weild a paddle?

2. I'm humble? When did this happen?

3. Just what do we win in this olympics anyway? If my ass is going to be that red i want something better than a freakin medal.

 

[Desdemona]

Ravenstorm... lets see.... what would inquiring minds like to know? 1. Are you male or female?
2. General age and marital status stuff.
3. How did you find Lit?
4. Any hobbies or perversions you'd like to share with the group?
Anything else that pops into your mind... feel free to just blurt it out.....thats what the rest of us do.

Magister... surely you aren't suggesting that I would in any way lead Geri into temptation. I get the feeling she can find it all by herself!

Now... let me ask about this proposed Olympic event. Would the recipient of the spanking be on all fours or stretched comfortably across her favorite Dom's lap? Are we talking barehanded or with a paddle or a switch or a crop? I just want to know the rules of this game.

I'm with Geri... I want something better than a medal!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Magister... surely you aren't suggesting that I would in any way lead Geri into temptation.

Oh oh oh oh, Desi, lead me, lead me ------pppppplease, lead me.

Dawn

 

[geri]

Magister... surely you aren't suggesting that I would in any way lead Geri into temptation. I get the feeling she can find it all by herself!

of course i can. i found it the day that i met Magister.

along with temptation i found trouble, chaos and a perfectly wonderful Master.

 

[Desdemona]

Temptation

Dawn.... sugar, you are temptation incarnate!

Geri... I've got your number, babe!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Re: Georgia Girl

Dawn you are not just honorary! You are part of us. Of course if you move here....... (at least on weekends) we could really make you feel at home!

When should I expect the directions to arrive? No maps please, I am navigationally impaired, my idea of reading a map is "take the blue road down" so I would prefer written instructions.

Let me know, I like feeling at home.

Dawn