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[AboutFace]

I like my gardens nice and smooth for lickability. The leaves have to be very wet also, so the pants... plants can grow.

Needs help to become that wet, babe. Are you volunteering?

 

[replicant]

Needs help to become that wet, babe. Are you volunteering?

I think I could do an excellent job watering your garden.

 

[AboutFace]

I think I could do an excellent job watering your garden.

I do believe you could, my dear. We'll have to talk about the "job" when I move closer.

 

[carverII]

I hear he has a great hose system.

 

[AboutFace]

I hear he has a great hose system.

Hmmm..... and I've heard that there's a bit of a dry spell in the Raleigh area, where I'll be moving.

 

[carverII]

Hmmm..... and I've heard that there's a bit of a dry spell in the Raleigh area, where I'll be moving.

Yeah....it's been dry for a while. You need some good strong hose that has some lenght to it to reach all the spots.

 

[AboutFace]

Yeah....it's been dry for a while. You need some good strong hose that has some lenght to it to reach all the spots.

Mmmm.... yes, I do believe that I do. Proper watering is the way to go.

 

[carverII]

Mmmm.... yes, I do believe that I do. Proper watering is the way to go.

It really requires a good soaking at least once a day. Might wear on the hose, but I think it would be worth it in the end.

 

[AboutFace]

It really requires a good soaking at least once a day. Might wear on the hose, but I think it would be worth it in the end.

Oh - I'm gentle with the hoses that I use, dear. Don't want to damage them... wouldn't be in my best interests!

 

[replicant]

Yeah....it's been dry for a while. You need some good strong hose that has some lenght to it to reach all the spots.

WC already trying to knock me out of the job. It's still growing, honest!

 

[replicant]

I do believe you could, my dear. We'll have to talk about the "job" when I move closer.

Less talk, More Lick. That's my presidential platform.

 

[AboutFace]

Less talk, More Lick. That's my presidential platform.

Can I get on that platform with you, darlin'?

I'll take the lickin'... if you'll let me do the suckin'.

 

[replicant]

Can I get on that platform with you, darlin'?

I'll take the lickin'... if you'll let me do the suckin'.

I could never let down those who helped me get to the position I want to be at.

 

[AboutFace]

I could never let down those who helped me get to the position I want to be at.

Mmmm..... we'll have to figure out the right positioning, babe. I don't think we'll have much trouble, darlin'... not much at all.

 

[replicant]

Mmmm..... we'll have to figure out the right positioning, babe. I don't think we'll have much trouble, darlin'... not much at all.

Just give me a comfy chair and a dining table. You just lie back on the table and relax.

...and yes, you can have your treat afterwards.

 

[AboutFace]

Just give me a comfy chair and a dining table. You just lie back on the table and relax.

...and yes, you can have your treat afterwards.

mmmm.... yes, I think that we can work with that.... and I can be a very patient person if I know that I'll get my treat in the end.... and you, my dear, would be a real treat.

 

[replicant]

mmmm.... yes, I think that we can work with that.... and I can be a very patient person if I know that I'll get my treat in the end.... and you, my dear, would be a real treat.

Awww, now you're gonna give me a big head. In a matter of speaking...

 

[carverII]

y'all are making me horny.

 

[replicant]

y'all are making me horny.

Like that's hard to do. I'll just get her to post some pics of her applying some sex wax to a surfboard to throw you over the edge.

 

[carverII]

Like that's hard to do. I'll just get her to post some pics of her applying some sex wax to a surfboard to throw you over the edge.

That would do it.

I'm headed that way Sunday.

 

[replicant]

That would do it.

I'm headed that way Sunday.

lucky bastage!

 

[AboutFace]

y'all are making me horny.

That is one of the BEST states of being, hon.

(but I also like to cure that, too)

 

[replicant]

That is one of the BEST states of being, hon.

(but I also like to cure that, too)

The money is in the treatment, not the cure.

 

[AboutFace]

The money is in the treatment, not the cure.

You mean that I could get PAID for that???????

Wow! talk about loving your job!

 

[replicant]

You mean that I could get PAID for that???????

Wow! talk about loving your job!

Well, "Paid" is a rather subjective term. I'm sure we could work out a lovely floral arrangement.