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tn_8tiv said:
Yes it is a beautiful day
When you're walking on clouds, it doesn't matter about a few fire ants.
Cloud walking?
You should be careful, if your insurance agent finds out you will be in big bad trouble and possibly will be deemed uninsureable for dangerous habits.
Dawn
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Hi Dawn.... how goes the job hunt? I live to kill fire ants! (I think PZ is fond of bushes.)
Jim..... I did so kill those nasty ants.... you should see all those little lifeless bodies (I dug the mounds open so I could watch them writhe in agony) hehe
horneyguy... hi there and welcome to Lit. I don't know why you see December dates unless you're looking at the first few pages.
PZ.... did I understand you to say you want me to stake you out on a fire ant mound??? And then hit your balls with a golf club?? Could you be developing masochistic sub tendancies?? My world is askew!!!! 
Jim..... I did so kill those nasty ants.... you should see all those little lifeless bodies (I dug the mounds open so I could watch them writhe in agony) hehe
horneyguy... hi there and welcome to Lit. I don't know why you see December dates unless you're looking at the first few pages.
PZ.... did I understand you to say you want me to stake you out on a fire ant mound??? And then hit your balls with a golf club?? Could you be developing masochistic sub tendancies?? My world is askew!!!!
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Gambit1968
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Hello ... Born and Raised in NC
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is fromcharlotte and love to read erotic stories and even live a few out...hope their are others in the area that feel the same way.....you can contact me at jeff28269@yahoo.com
Desdemona
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Good morning everybody
Thought I'd say Hi and bump this thing back to the front page.
Gambit... welcome to Lit. Post often and enjoy.
Unregistered Jeff... feel free to register and hang out with us. Yes, we are a bunch of pervs, but we're reasonably nice pervs.
SB and PZ... did either of you win the big game last night?
I hope you all have a great day and everybody finds someone to make their erotic dreams come true.
Thought I'd say Hi and bump this thing back to the front page.
Gambit... welcome to Lit. Post often and enjoy.
Unregistered Jeff... feel free to register and hang out with us. Yes, we are a bunch of pervs, but we're reasonably nice pervs.
SB and PZ... did either of you win the big game last night?
I hope you all have a great day and everybody finds someone to make their erotic dreams come true.
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Wow it has been a while since I have found my way back to this thread.
Way to go Des on killing those fire ants. Can I get put on the waiting list for you to come kill mine?
I hope everyone has a great day.
Way to go Des on killing those fire ants. Can I get put on the waiting list for you to come kill mine?
I hope everyone has a great day.
PaganZepher
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Oh the scope of Desdemona's meaness has no bounds! Her tortures run the gamut from ice cold sponge baths to bitten by fire ants! Desdemona I think it is time for a little time out for you. Or, a nice spanking to turn your cheeks a nice rosey hue! You seem to be getting quite frisky here of late! Perhaps you just need to be rode hard and put up wet?
Des Baby!
Hello Ravenstorm, gambit, horneyguy and unregistered! You folks need to drop by more often!
Hi tn_8tiv, GG, SB, and any other regulars I missed! Has anyone heard from luvjoy lately? I think someone must have ate him. Roughneck my ofice is crying out for more jokes! Please?
Well a Happy Hump Day to all! I just hope you are humping something other than your hand.
Des I did win a few dollars in last night's drawing (a very few)! Someone else won *my* big money! But, tomorrow is another day!
Des Baby!Hello Ravenstorm, gambit, horneyguy and unregistered! You folks need to drop by more often!
Hi tn_8tiv, GG, SB, and any other regulars I missed! Has anyone heard from luvjoy lately? I think someone must have ate him. Roughneck my ofice is crying out for more jokes! Please?
Well a Happy Hump Day to all! I just hope you are humping something other than your hand.
Des I did win a few dollars in last night's drawing (a very few)! Someone else won *my* big money!
But, tomorrow is another day!
Desdemona
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Getting ridden hard and put up wet
PZ... Promises, promises.
http://www.goodkitty.com/spanking/pictures/spanks/ico0155.jpg Go ahead..... make my day! WEG.
PZ... Promises, promises.
http://www.goodkitty.com/spanking/pictures/spanks/ico0155.jpg Go ahead..... make my day! WEG.
Georgia Girl
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Hello one and all and a happy hump day it is.
Today was another day of forced shopping, dammit all to hell. Why is it that it is such a threat to the female population when one of their own does not enjoy shopping? Why must they all have to try to convert me?
Ya'll have a good one and I'll see ya around.
Dawn
Today was another day of forced shopping, dammit all to hell. Why is it that it is such a threat to the female population when one of their own does not enjoy shopping? Why must they all have to try to convert me?
Ya'll have a good one and I'll see ya around.
Dawn
PaganZepher
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Hello and good evening to all!
The best SciFi show on TV is on now. Yes fans it is the best Star Trek ever........................ Enterprise!
Have a great evening! Dawn you can look over your purchases and Des can do a body count on her ants!
The best SciFi show on TV is on now. Yes fans it is the best Star Trek ever........................ Enterprise!
Have a great evening! Dawn you can look over your purchases and Des can do a body count on her ants!
Desdemona
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Horny? I'm not familiar with the concept.
Horney guy..... I personally never get horny. I have absolutely no sex drive at all. Really, you can ask my friends. I'm as frigid as an iceberg. Colder than a cucumber. Oh, yeah, I mustn't forget, I'm terribly inhibited and shy, too. You'd never know if I was enjoying it (which I wouldn't be, because I don't get horny). If I wanted to try something, I'd never admit it. In fact, I've never had an orgasm. And besides that, I think sex is for procreation only. People who are unfortunate enough to have had sex with me are ruined for life. They never see sex in the same way again.
Actually, the proceeding was a crock of shit, but I just couldn't resist the urge to lie outrageously. LOL. Why do you think I have a fire ant fixation? I've gotta focus my attention on something to take my mind off the raging hormones.
PZ... I hope you enjoyed your show.
Horney guy..... I personally never get horny. I have absolutely no sex drive at all. Really, you can ask my friends. I'm as frigid as an iceberg. Colder than a cucumber. Oh, yeah, I mustn't forget, I'm terribly inhibited and shy, too. You'd never know if I was enjoying it (which I wouldn't be, because I don't get horny). If I wanted to try something, I'd never admit it. In fact, I've never had an orgasm. And besides that, I think sex is for procreation only. People who are unfortunate enough to have had sex with me are ruined for life. They never see sex in the same way again.
Actually, the proceeding was a crock of shit, but I just couldn't resist the urge to lie outrageously. LOL. Why do you think I have a fire ant fixation? I've gotta focus my attention on something to take my mind off the raging hormones.
PZ... I hope you enjoyed your show.
VeryBadGirl
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Hello again!
Howdy fellow Carolinians - it's another beautiful day in the neighborhood!
Today, I'M going to kill fire ants. I'm also going to treat my neighbor's yards - I try to keep a wide berth because I'm deathly allergic - I've been to the ER twice over those stupid ants. It's weird - the first thing the venom attacks is my brain - I get VERY loopy.
But more important, I haven't had sex in over a week. A week ago Tues AM, we were doing it on the couch - afterward I had the uncontrollable urge to hurl (nice for hub's ego). Turned out I had contracted a terrible intestinal flu. I was barfing til Monday. Even today, the thought of food (or cock) in my mouth isn't that appetizing. I MUST be sick.
Anyway, have a GREAT DAY everyone!
VBG
Howdy fellow Carolinians - it's another beautiful day in the neighborhood!
Today, I'M going to kill fire ants. I'm also going to treat my neighbor's yards - I try to keep a wide berth because I'm deathly allergic - I've been to the ER twice over those stupid ants. It's weird - the first thing the venom attacks is my brain - I get VERY loopy.
But more important, I haven't had sex in over a week. A week ago Tues AM, we were doing it on the couch - afterward I had the uncontrollable urge to hurl (nice for hub's ego). Turned out I had contracted a terrible intestinal flu. I was barfing til Monday. Even today, the thought of food (or cock) in my mouth isn't that appetizing.
I MUST be sick.Anyway, have a GREAT DAY everyone!
VBG
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A little girl asks her mum,
'Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mum says,
'No, because the dog is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asks the child.
'Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage'.
The little girl goes to the garage and says.
'Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you.'
Dad says,
'Bring Susie over here.' He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's rear with it and says, 'OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go onetime around the block.'
The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad says, 'Where's Susie"'
The little girl says,
'Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there's another dog pushing her home
'Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Mum says,
'No, because the dog is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asks the child.
'Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage'.
The little girl goes to the garage and says.
'Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you.'
Dad says,
'Bring Susie over here.' He takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's rear with it and says, 'OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go onetime around the block.'
The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad says, 'Where's Susie"'
The little girl says,
'Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there's another dog pushing her home
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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first few days, but always removed her glasses for an even facial tan.
After several days she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you have for the past week."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight!"
After several days she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you have for the past week."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight!"
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This guy gets these chronic migraine headaches. One day he sees a doctor about his problem.
The doctor gives him a thorough examination and says, "I can cure your headaches, but I'll have to cut your balls off to do it."
At first the man is horrified at this idea, but the headaches keep getting worse and worse. He can't work or sleep, his sex life is nonexistent, and he's generally miserable. Finally, he goes back to the doctor and says, "I don't care anymore, cut them off. Just get rid of these damned headaches!
The doctor performs the operation, and immediately the headaches go away.
The guy is relatively happy, now. He may not have a sex life, but he figures this is price he has to pay for a life without pain. One day, he decides to get himself a new wardrobe. He goes to this nice new men's shop downtown.
As soon as he walks in the door, the clerk looks carefully at him and says, "You wear a 44 long jacket, don't you?" The guy says, "Yeah, how did you know?"
"It's in the eye," says the clerk. "Your neck is seventeen and one quarter inches, but given your build, medium shirt sleeves should work."
"That is incredible!" the guy says. "Hmm... and you wear a 36 large jockstrap."
"Ah hah! You're wrong," the guy says gleefully. "I wear a 32 small jockstrap."
"No, you have to wear a 36 large," says the clerk.
"Look, I'm sorry, but you're wrong. I wear a 32 small."
That's impossible," says the confused clerk. "A 32 small jockstrap would pinch your balls and give you migraine headaches."
The doctor gives him a thorough examination and says, "I can cure your headaches, but I'll have to cut your balls off to do it."
At first the man is horrified at this idea, but the headaches keep getting worse and worse. He can't work or sleep, his sex life is nonexistent, and he's generally miserable. Finally, he goes back to the doctor and says, "I don't care anymore, cut them off. Just get rid of these damned headaches!
The doctor performs the operation, and immediately the headaches go away.
The guy is relatively happy, now. He may not have a sex life, but he figures this is price he has to pay for a life without pain. One day, he decides to get himself a new wardrobe. He goes to this nice new men's shop downtown.
As soon as he walks in the door, the clerk looks carefully at him and says, "You wear a 44 long jacket, don't you?" The guy says, "Yeah, how did you know?"
"It's in the eye," says the clerk. "Your neck is seventeen and one quarter inches, but given your build, medium shirt sleeves should work."
"That is incredible!" the guy says. "Hmm... and you wear a 36 large jockstrap."
"Ah hah! You're wrong," the guy says gleefully. "I wear a 32 small jockstrap."
"No, you have to wear a 36 large," says the clerk.
"Look, I'm sorry, but you're wrong. I wear a 32 small."
That's impossible," says the confused clerk. "A 32 small jockstrap would pinch your balls and give you migraine headaches."
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