Carolina Directory

[PaganZepher]

Spradlin if you are familiar with the car wash thingy and all it implies, you will indeed have found a haven with many kindred spirits here! Note the delightful Dawn's (GG) reaction. I assure you it is shared by Des and many more. Welcome to our band of perverts!



Dawn do you think you and Des can "show our new folks the way"?

 

[SCblondetiger]

It's your favorite infiltrator/informent
Ya'll are an interesting group of people that's for sure..I'm not sure that I completly understand everything that goes on..like the car wash thing...is that not a whip? =o?
SCBT isn't doing much better- infact she's getting worse, and is probably going to see the Doctor tommorrow even if I have to drag her...but she's so lathargic that she probably won't argue...I'm one of her roommates incase anyone was wondering
I'll keep you informed and let you know what the Doctor has to say

PZ- I told her what you said cause I thought it would make her laugh...she just kinda smiled and went back to sleep...man she must really be sick not to react with some comment to that..lol...I guess I'll reply for her ( and me ) pick any hole you want, the front is oh so nice, the back has a naughty naughty edge to it and the top one-yummmm lollipops..

night night ya'l

Quinn ~SCBT~

 

[snoozebutton]

ARRRRG, I hate early days . I hope everyone has a great weekend and has a enjoyable day today. Dreams pale in comparision to your daily brilliance.

 

[PaganZepher]

Happy Friday to all.......................

Damn I love weekends!

Des I hope your trip is going well and the weather is good for you! Charleston is my of my favorite places in the whole world! Just remember the whip the drivers carry on the horse and buggy tours is just symbolic. I'd hate for you to confront one of the drivers and demand that he "Use It or Lose It!

Quinn I am sorry that SCBT is not better. Please by all means, cojole, coerce, demand, or beg that she see a doctor! It is too close to summer break to be sick now. Quinn I think you should register and join us too. You certainly seem to have the right frame of mind to fit in here! I think that glib tongue of yours could..... ah.......would......er..... fit in well around here.

Sb..... My god you must be an early riser! A good weekend to you too my friend!

In fact, a very Happy Weekend to all! It is supposed to rain all weekend, so stay inside and post away!

P.S. Yes Quinn it is a whip.

 

[snoozebutton]

200 I made it lol i know only 300 more . Ok so i just posted to say that and i'm glad i'm home aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Like snowflakes your different each time i see you and wonder at your complexity.

 

[PaganZepher]

Congratualtions SB! Even at 500 it will still cost you a dollar in most places for a cup of coffee! But it is good to see you posting more!

Spradlin101, are you a couple? Which one of you posts? Or, how are we to know which one is posting? Curious minds want to know! If you would like to share any of your "car wash thingy" experiences, we would love to hear them!

TGIF!!!!!!!!



Quninn, how is SCBT?

Dawn are you AWOL?

Des, are you having fun yet?

 

[Roughneck]

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"


Hubby:
As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.

Blonde Wife:
Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.


A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:

Brunette:
Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!

Blonde:
That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

Blonde:
( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy

 

[Roughneck]

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma

 

[Roughneck]

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery begins.

Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Buffie.

Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . . .

Two minutes pass . . .

Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

 

[Roughneck]

It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

The new law was that, in order to get into heaven, you had to have a real bummer of a day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.

The next day at 12:01, the first person comes to the gates of heaven.

The angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly says to the man,
'Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died.'

'No problem,' the man says. 'I came home to my 25th floor apartment in my lunch hour and caught my wife half-naked and appearing to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give
up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy!

'Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 storeys and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.'

The angel sits back and thinks for a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the angel announces,
'OK sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,' and lets him in.

A few seconds later the next guy comes up.

'Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died.'

The man says, 'No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side!

'Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom that broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly.'

The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story.

'I could get used to this new policy,' he thinks to himself. 'Very well,' the angel announces, 'welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,' and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel is warming up to his task.
'OK, please tell me what it was like the day you died.'

The man says, 'OK, picture this. I'm naked inside this refrigerator. . .'

 

[spradlin101]

thanks for the nice welcome. so far i have enjoyed myself. can't wait to get to know everyone better.

 

[spradlin101]

yes we are a couple. i'll be posting he just likes to watch.

 

[PaganZepher]

Ooooooh! Watching can be so much fun!

Roughneck thanks for the humor to start the weekend!

 

[~Artful's pet~]

With Artful's permission,

Oh my goodness, i am ROTFLMAO Roughneck! Love the sig BTW. *sigh* i sure do miss home...

~pet~

 

[artful]

LMAO

yes we are a couple. i'll be posting he just likes to watch.

Wecome,...you are in the right place,...as there are many of us VOYEURS that visit this thread!!!

 

[artful]

Ohhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuckkkkkkkk ! ! !

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery begins.

Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Buffie.

Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . . .

Two minutes pass . . .

Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

" I LOVED IT !!"

 

[artful]

Thanks a bunch!

hello- I am a friend of SCBlondetiger. I'm currently using her computer and she wanted me to get on here and let ya'll know that she is very sick and deeply misses the interesting discussions that you have on here. My name is Quinn and I'll be popping in and out to give her messages and such from this thread. She says she misses all of you deeply and wants to thank ya'll for the support that ya'll have shown in the short time that she's been on here.

Incase you are wondering- she does nothing but sleep pretty much all the time( but it's not mono), has an extremely sore throat which makes it painful to swallow, both of her ears hurt and she has some sinus congestion. She isn't in the hospital, and is at home. She went to the Doctors on tuesday and they said it was just a virus.

thanks

Quinn for SCBT ( I hope that's the right abbrevation- I think that's what she gave me)

We all wish her a speedy recovery!

 

[artful]

MAGISTER

Hey, y'all! Don't worry about me or geri. We are both really, really busy in RL, but are doing just fine otherwise. geri got out of the hospital last week, and is putting in extra time at work to make up for the lost time. I'm just up to my armpits in busystuff, so posting is just right out for now, and probably for the next couple of weeks. I'll try and stick my head in every couple of days though, since I start to miss y'all sumpin fierce!

Enjoy the Spring, as it done sprung allllll over the place! (Damn the pollen, though!)

Thank you much for the update on you and Geri. I was REALLY beginning to worry about Geri,...knowing she had just recently spent some time in the hospital!

 

[artful]

Quinn,.................................................

It's your favorite infiltrator/informent
Ya'll are an interesting group of people that's for sure..I'm not sure that I completly understand everything that goes on..like the car wash thing...is that not a whip? =o?
SCBT isn't doing much better- infact she's getting worse, and is probably going to see the Doctor tommorrow even if I have to drag her...but she's so lathargic that she probably won't argue...I'm one of her roommates incase anyone was wondering
I'll keep you informed and let you know what the Doctor has to say

PZ- I told her what you said cause I thought it would make her laugh...she just kinda smiled and went back to sleep...man she must really be sick not to react with some comment to that..lol...I guess I'll reply for her ( and me ) pick any hole you want, the front is oh so nice, the back has a naughty naughty edge to it and the top one-yummmm lollipops..

night night ya'l

Quinn ~SCBT~

Thanks for the update baby,...so NOW,...why don't you use that puter and get your OWN LIT ID,...it's really simple. Any of these pervs can show you how! (Ya kinda have to be mindful of the (AUTO MATIC login COOKIE).......but it's no BIGGIE! Just PM Artful's pet and she will help ya !

 

[Roughneck]

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh

 

[Roughneck]

A lady was married to this brute of a man who always beat and kicked her. On top of all that, when they did have sex, it was no good. So, she decided she was tired of him and got a divorce.

A couple days after the divorce finalized she placed an ad in the paper that read: "WANTED. Husband that won't beat me or kick me. "Good sex a must."

A week or so passed and she finally gets a knock at the door. She goes to answer it only to find a man sitting in a wheel chair. She asks what he wants and he informs her that he will be her new husband.

"Well, you don't have any arms." she notices. "I can't beat you then, can I?" he replies.

"And you don't have any legs!" "SO! That only means I can't kick you."

She pauses for a moment and then asks, "Well what about the sex?" He answers confidently,

"How do you think I knocked on the door."

 

[Roughneck]

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.

Mother, where do babies come from?

Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Jewelry, dear.

 

[snoozebutton]

Hi A/all i hope your evening went well and your day makes the wait worthwhile. The heaviest object in the world is a lonely heart which you lift with ease.

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello to all this rainey Saturday!

Roghneck your humor will again be the hit of my office on Monday.

SB I hope your weekend is a good one.

Hello to artful and artful's pet! Glad to see you guys hanging out here for while.

Magister and Quinn, I know you guys are busy. But please update us on geri and SCBT when you can.

 

[SCblondetiger]

Hi all-
Quiin again- Well we went back to the doctor and he gave her some nice drugs that she's been drugged up on since yesterday. She said taht one of them made her feel like she was buzzed on alcohol..She's getting her voice back a little bit and it actually staying awake a little bit...as far as me getting a lit name..I'll think about it but Blondie said that she and I could share hers..so we might just do that for a little while anyways Hope ya'll are having a nice Saturday!

Quinn ~ Blondie~